Weirdest place you have pooped?

I was reading about space travel this morning, and discovered that when Neil Armstrong took that one small step off the Eagle spacecraft, and made that giant leap for mankind, he was wearing an adult nappy.

Strange to think that in those iconic images, these guys are walking around the moon pissing their pants, or worse, soiling themselves.

It really caused me to wonder, where's the strangest place you guys have taken a poop?

minikin

In yer oul wan

SimonLynch

A tower in Pickering Castle

Barry Badrinath

What about you OP?

stimpson

In the back of a taxi.





I said "Here's a tip: clean out the back of your cab."

Dirty Dingus McGee

Leitrim.

demanufactured

I'm the middle of a railway track....
Was walking on it when I was about 12-13....just had to go....happened to have tissue in my pocket which was handy

Widdershins

A bucket .

Lisha

Labour ward

Alf Stewart.

In a phone box on Manly Wharf, on the phone to my mum at home (in Ireland) at the time, It was a fart that escalated much too quickly.

It just happened, and its not something I brag about.

SeantoBarry

Pooped?

You mean taken a crap/shìte/dump?

mad muffin

Into a cup…

LorMal

SeantoBarry wrote: »

Pooped?

You mean taken a crap/shìte/dump?

Everyone under 30 in Ireland only speaks American English. Do the math.

Senor Fancy Pants

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

What about you OP?

I have never pooped. I live in the internet. We're all really constipated here.

If I had a good story, I'd have told ye!

frag420

On some birds chest...

Rumpy Pumpy

Squatting beside an elderly Chinese man in a communal pit toilet in rural China. Got caught very short. The smell in that toilet was like nothing I've encountered before or since.

HalloweenJack

In a dark corner of a street in Madrid on a weekday afternoon.

I'd like to say I was too drunk to realise what I was doing but no, I knew exactly what I was doing but was at a point where I just didn't give a crap.

Ronald Wilson Reagan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nYp3UUeyOg

TheBully

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

MilesMorales1

In that public park in Fairview in, 2010 I think? Very late at night mind, about 2 in the morning, I was walking all the way to Malahide from town and I needed to go so bad.

Alf Stewart.

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

How do you know if a bully has been in your fridge?

There'll be shìte marks in the butter tub.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Tesco anybody?NSFW

smash

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Tesco anybody?

I didn't need to see that...

Sir Osis of Liver.

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

You are a vile human being.I would hate to know you.

Keane2baMused

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

I hope that's a joke and you're not actually that depraved.

Andrewf20

16,000 ft up Kilimanjaro into a bucket.

andekwarhola

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

Utterly Scutterly?

Captain Chaos

Another sh1t thread in AH........

Ted_YNWA

andekwarhola wrote: »

Utterly Scutterly?

I can't believe it's not scutter.

Collie D

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

I blame myself for even opening this thread

sjb25

Collie D wrote: »

I blame myself for even opening this thread

+1 it's my own fault

JupiterKid

Into a gutter (you know those ones you can lift open) down a lane way in Temple Bar at about 3.30am in 2000 - very, very drunk.

Not one of my proudest moments...

Sam Kade

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I was reading about space travel this morning, and discovered that when Neil Armstrong took that one small step off the Eagle spacecraft, and made that giant leap for mankind, he was wearing an adult nappy.

Strange to think that in those iconic images, these guys are walking around the moon pissing their pants, or worse, soiling themselves.

It really caused me to wonder, where's the strangest place you guys have taken a poop?

Poop? WTF, you should be shot with several balls of your own poop.

andekwarhola

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I can't believe it's not scutter.

This is the post I should have written. :pac:

Nodster

Andrewf20 wrote: »

16,000 ft up Kilimanjaro into a bucket.

Congrats, you just took dumping to an entirely new level

aujopimur

Short taken early one morning, garage door open, Ahhhh

Sir Osis of Liver.

Andrewf20 wrote: »

16,000 ft up Kilimanjaro into a bucket.

Why would you drag a bucket up a mountain when you could have shat behind a rock or off the edge of a cliff?

demanufactured

Somewhere down an alley near the abby hostel on the quays in dublin in 1999....was very drunk.

Virtanen

In the corner of a car park at 7am. I couldn't hold it in, and there were no public toilets, so it was that or sh1t myself on the bus I was about to get. Honestly, considering the circumstances, I don't feel one bit guilty about it

demanufactured

Off a roof top ...

Wigglepuppy

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I can't believe it's not scutter.

Or in this case, I Can't Believe It Is Scutter!

prinzeugen

As a teenager in the Falklands.. Middle of nowhere and trust me.. Don't use frozen heather to try and "clean up".. makes it worse and your bum even colder than it was.

ToddyDoody

How do you wipe with those Japanese toilets?