Stupid "laws".

Alf Stewart. · 06-08-2016 11:56PM #1

Apart from Ireland's ludicrous 10pm gargle shop laws, I recently discovered its "illegal" to keep a goldfish in Switzerland, in solitary confinement.

The fcuk?

What other laws are stupid?

Go for it.

Your Face · 06-08-2016 11:57PM

Hitler.

Shannon757 · 06-08-2016 11:59PM

Your Face wrote: »

Hitler.

Godwin's.

Your Face · 06-08-2016 11:59PM

Shannon757 wrote: »

Godwin's.

Henry

Ulysses Gaze · 07-08-2016 12:00AM

Your Face wrote: »

Henry

Rollins

Alf Stewart. · 07-08-2016 12:00AM

Your Face wrote: »

Henry

Ramsey.

Ulysses Gaze · 07-08-2016 12:01AM

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

Ramsey.

Bolton

Shannon757 · 07-08-2016 12:01AM

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

Ramsey.

Gordon.

Thoie · 07-08-2016 12:02AM

Shannon757 wrote: »

Gordon.

Bennet

Alf Stewart. · 07-08-2016 12:02AM

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Bolton

English transvestite.

He had a Wigan address.

Your Face · 07-08-2016 12:02AM

Shannon757 wrote: »

Gordon.

D'Arcy

The_Valeyard · 07-08-2016 12:02AM

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Bolton

Michael

The_Valeyard · 07-08-2016 12:03AM

Your Face wrote: »

D'Arcy

Wretzky

Your Face · 07-08-2016 12:03AM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Michael

Corleone

Alf Stewart. · 07-08-2016 12:03AM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Michael

Row the boat ashore.

eviltwin · 07-08-2016 12:03AM

Jude Law is pretty stupid

Sir Osis of Liver. · 07-08-2016 12:04AM

I read somewhere that there was still a law in England until recently, whereby every man had to practice his bow and arrow for a certain amount of hours a day.

mzungu · 07-08-2016 12:05AM

In before repeal the 8th.

The_Valeyard · 07-08-2016 12:06AM

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

I read somewhere that there was still a law in England until recently, whereby every man had to practice his bow and arrow for a certain amount of hours a day.

Think every country has that story, remember hearing that about trinity college at midnight on a certain date if your Protestant.

Your Face · 07-08-2016 12:07AM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Think every country has that story, remember hearing that about trinity college at midnight on a certain date if your Protestant.

And wearing a hat

Fluffy Cat 88 · 07-08-2016 12:07AM

The penalty for suicide up until 1964 was hanging.

Surely that's the most stupid law there ever was!

Alf Stewart. · 07-08-2016 12:11AM

Fluffy Cat 88 wrote: »

The penalty for suicide up until 1964 was hanging.

Surely that's the most stupid law there ever was!

Having a corpse?

storker · 07-08-2016 12:16AM

Gravity.

"Stoopid gravity." - Homer Simpson

07-08-2016 12:16AM

Repeal the....

mzungu wrote: »

In before repeal the 8th.

....oh.

Well, it's still a fúking stupid barbaric law. The sooner that shítstain on our constitution is removed, the better.

Get rid of that ridiculous blasphemy law too. All I said was that halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 07-08-2016 12:21AM

If a pregnant woman needs to make a sh1te or piss in the street,she can do it in a Guards hat without fear or embarrassment.

And the Guard must comply.

May not be true,but an auld lad in a pub swore to me it was.

joebloggs32 · 07-08-2016 12:24AM

Dennis

Fleawuss · 07-08-2016 12:28AM

Any of the laws we never enforce.

jimmy blevins · 07-08-2016 12:30AM

Blasphemy

fatknacker · 07-08-2016 12:32AM

Pennis

Smondie · 07-08-2016 12:34AM

If you think Ireland's 10pm alcohol laws are bad, checkout Sweden's. State owned off licences.

Opening hours

Monday-Saturday, perhaps until 7pm on weekdays and 3pm on Saturdays. In smaller towns, opening hours may be restricted to weekdays and/or office hours only. In remote areas and small villages, the local store often operates as an extension of Systembolaget, where orders can be placed in advance for collection on particular days of the week

https://naturetravels.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/systembolaget-buying-alcohol-in-sweden/

mzungu · 07-08-2016 12:40AM

Smondie wrote: »

If you think Ireland's 10pm alcohol laws are bad, checkout Sweden's. State owned off licences.

Opening hours

Monday-Saturday, perhaps until 7pm on weekdays and 3pm on Saturdays. In smaller towns, opening hours may be restricted to weekdays and/or office hours only. In remote areas and small villages, the local store often operates as an extension of Systembolaget, where orders can be placed in advance for collection on particular days of the week

https://naturetravels.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/systembolaget-buying-alcohol-in-sweden/

Spontaneous booze ups in Sweden are a big no-no then!

Stupid "laws".

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