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Is driving naked illegal

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    All well and good driving naked (can't believe I just said that) but what about getting IN and OUT of the car...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭FREDNISMO


    some say he looked like the stig but his helmet was the wrong colour


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    All well and good driving naked (can't believe I just said that) but what about getting IN and OUT of the car...

    Or getting petrol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,379 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    All well and good driving naked (can't believe I just said that) but what about getting IN and OUT of the car...

    Surely one could simply remove their clothes in the car and put them back on prior to leaving the car?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Specialun wrote: »
    So lets say i got into my car..got butt naked except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles) and drove it around for the day

    Is this illegal

    No, but driving while naked is.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    silverharp wrote: »
    your're a taxi driver arent you?

    obv


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,340 ✭✭✭Thoie


    A few years ago a mate and myself were roofing a house had to be finished that day. We got bloody soaked to the bone in the rain we worked through and got finished about 3pm so getting in to the van we striped down to our boxers in to the van and off home as we were stopped at the lights out side the secondary girls school at finishing time we quickly realised that it wasn't the best idea we ever had by the amount of dirty looks we got of parents thankfully there were no guards around.

    I had to drive home wrapped in a blanket once after a (not so) humourous falling into a river episode. The passenger had to hold the blanket together at the side as it all started to slip when I changed gears. Was torn between driving really fast to get home as soon as possible, versus keeping to the speed limit to not draw attention to the situation.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,311 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    That would take some cheek.


  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Specialun wrote: »
    So lets say i got into my car..got butt naked except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles) and drove it around for the day

    Is this illegal

    i'd never buy a car of you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    Why do you have to be completely naked. I'm sure if you had a least something on like a thong or a belt nobody would mind.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Samaris wrote: »
    The whole concept of cycling naked sounds extremely uncomfortable. Not to mention the epic road rash if you came off your bike.


    surely if you get knocked off your bike you get paid holidays and sue the driver for compen=fcuking-sation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,778 ✭✭✭goz83


    It would have to be a moped for me. I'm a gentleman. I would insist the lady wear my helmet.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 806 ✭✭✭getzls


    As long as you don't put your dick out the window to use it as an indicater you will probably be OK


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,582 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    All well and good driving naked (can't believe I just said that) but what about getting IN and OUT of the car...

    Well you would want to be careful getting in and out not to catch anything in the door


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,956 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    frag420 wrote: »
    So there I was, driving on the motorway butt naked, cock out and I'm rubbing butter and jam on my boner, listening to Bon Jovi with the roof down!

    I pull up to the lights and this old woman pulls up beside me and starts staring at me with her mouth open and takes out her phone out to I assume call her friends down the bridge club!?

    So I want to know do I report that old pervert or just leave her be?

    Well the story is clearly not true as there are no traffic lights on motorways.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭philstar


    reminds me of this Topgear interview...@3.45



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,695 ✭✭✭Yeah_Right


    Do you have to wear shoes when driving in Ireland? My footwear of choice is flip flops and when I drive, I take them off. Is that illegal?


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