Is driving naked illegal

Specialun

So lets say i got into my car..got butt naked except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles) and drove it around for the day

Is this illegal

Fleawuss

Diiirttttyyyy.

Mister Vain

knowing the guards they'd ask if you have a license for those genitals.

learn_more

Only if someone is sucking you off at the same time is it illegal

9de5q7tsr8u2im

learn_more wrote: »

Only if someone is sucking you off at the same time is it illegal

Thats enough internet for me today..

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

I doubt it. I don't think it's illegal to go about your daily business in the nip. It's how we are meant to be.

Jimbob1977

Public indecency, I'd expect.

Although, the Gardai would probably assume you were merely shirtless (male). They wouldn't see South of Border.

Perhaps you should try it out.... and revert back with your data. Better avoid residential areas and schools.

silverharp

Specialun wrote: »

So lets say i got into my car..got butt naked except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles) and drove it around for the day

Is this illegal

your're a taxi driver arent you?

The_Valeyard

Mister Vain wrote: »

knowing the guards they'd ask if you have a license for those genitals.

Only because he didnt have his L plates up.

whiskeyman

'Look at his Micra!'

FluffyAngel

I'm waiting for the ' can i sniff your seat" brigade to trump in ...:D

Sleeper12

It's illegal if someone can see your naughty bits. Indecent exposure and all that.

boardsuser1

Specialun wrote: »

So lets say i got into my car..got butt naked except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles) and drove it around for the day

Is this illegal

Was that you i seen in Cork???

Ghost Train

I suppose you'd need to cover up a bit
If you got into accident you might need to cover up

The Public Order Act (1994) provides for offensive conduct in public to be dealt with on a summary basis, with fines reaching up to a maximum of €500.

However, indecent exposure can also be dealt with under Section 18 of the Criminal Law (Amendment) Act (1990), which replaced the old public indecency offence.

Under Section 18, "any person who commits, in public, any act in such a way as to offend modesty or cause scandal or injure the morals of the community shall be guilty . . . the person may receive a fine of up to €634.87 or, if the court decides, they may be sent to prison for up to six months"

Peregrine

Specialun wrote: »

except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles)

I've driven without shoes before. It's actually fine. I might even prefer it if wasn't inconvenient to take them off.

Specialun

Sleeper12 wrote: »

It's illegal if someone can see your naughty bits. Indecent exposure and all that.

Id be in my car minding my own business..they shouldnt be looking

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I got into a bad habit of driving in my bare feet, because I wore a lot of heels and couldn't drive in heels. Anyway, one time I got pulled over for speeding and had to get out of the car. Guard asked me where my shoes were, and told me in future to get sensible shoes to drive in. So maybe you're ok driving nude as long as you have shoes on

Sleeper12

Specialun wrote:

Id be in my car minding my own business..they shouldnt be looking

Explain that to the judge after You stopped at traffic lights and a little old lady has a peak.

Ghost Train

They were able to have naked cycling days around various cities to raise awareness for cyclist visibility on the roads. WNBR. And on a bike there'd be a bit more public exposure

Bonzo Delaney

A few years ago a mate and myself were roofing a house had to be finished that day. We got bloody soaked to the bone in the rain we worked through and got finished about 3pm so getting in to the van we striped down to our boxers in to the van and off home as we were stopped at the lights out side the secondary girls school at finishing time we quickly realised that it wasn't the best idea we ever had by the amount of dirty looks we got of parents thankfully there were no guards around.

antodeco

Ghost Train wrote: »

They were able to have naked cycling days around various cities to raise awareness for cyclist visibility on the roads. WNBR. And on a bike there'd be a bit more public exposure

Jaysus, if any of the women cyclists were in the nip, and were going fairly quick, you'd hear them first. You'd be wondering what that loud whistling noise was

frag420

So there I was, driving on the motorway butt naked, cock out and I'm rubbing butter and jam on my boner, listening to Bon Jovi with the roof down!

I pull up to the lights and this old woman pulls up beside me and starts staring at me with her mouth open and takes out her phone out to I assume call her friends down the bridge club!?

So I want to know do I report that old pervert or just leave her be?

Jimbob1977

Specialun wrote: »

Id be in my car minding my own business..they shouldnt be looking

What if you were on the horn? The car horn?

Samaris

The whole concept of cycling naked sounds extremely uncomfortable. Not to mention the epic road rash if you came off your bike.

The_Valeyard

Samaris wrote: »

The whole concept of cycling naked sounds extremely uncomfortable. Not to mention the epic road rash if you came off your bike.

Well you shouldnt be masturbating while cycling.

Peregrine

Samaris wrote: »

The whole concept of cycling naked sounds extremely uncomfortable. Not to mention the epic road rash if you came off your bike.

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Well you shouldnt be masturbating while cycling.

I'd bet she didn't see that coming.

spurious

antodeco wrote: »

Jaysus, if any of the women cyclists were in the nip, and were going fairly quick, you'd hear them first. You'd be wondering what that loud whistling noise was

I think it might be more of a clapping really.

Fleawuss

FluffyAngel wrote: »

I'm waiting for the ' can i sniff your seat" brigade to trump in ...:D

After evening devotions no doubt.

Kermit.de.frog

Specialun wrote: »

So lets say i got into my car..got butt naked except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles) and drove it around for the day

Is this illegal

Why do you ask?

corner of hells

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I got into a bad habit of driving in my bare feet, because I wore a lot of heels and couldn't drive in heels. Anyway, one time I got pulled over for speeding and had to get out of the car. Guard asked me where my shoes were, and told me in future to get sensible shoes to drive in. So maybe you're ok driving nude as long as you have shoes on

I know an idiot who drove through a red light and wrote off two cars and then tried to blame the other motorist , a "lady person" saying it was her fault cause she was driving in her bare feet.

Gardai eventually told him to fcuk off saying it's not an offence to drive in bare feet.

corner of hells

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Why do you ask?

You should know better than to ask , you're an experienced AH posted.

B.A._Baracus

All well and good driving naked (can't believe I just said that) but what about getting IN and OUT of the car...

FREDNISMO

some say he looked like the stig but his helmet was the wrong colour

corner of hells

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

All well and good driving naked (can't believe I just said that) but what about getting IN and OUT of the car...

Or getting petrol.

Kermit.de.frog

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

All well and good driving naked (can't believe I just said that) but what about getting IN and OUT of the car...

Surely one could simply remove their clothes in the car and put them back on prior to leaving the car?

Sam Kade

Specialun wrote: »

So lets say i got into my car..got butt naked except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles) and drove it around for the day

Is this illegal

No, but driving while naked is.

XR3i

silverharp wrote: »

your're a taxi driver arent you?

obv

Thoie

Bonzo Delaney wrote: »

A few years ago a mate and myself were roofing a house had to be finished that day. We got bloody soaked to the bone in the rain we worked through and got finished about 3pm so getting in to the van we striped down to our boxers in to the van and off home as we were stopped at the lights out side the secondary girls school at finishing time we quickly realised that it wasn't the best idea we ever had by the amount of dirty looks we got of parents thankfully there were no guards around.

I had to drive home wrapped in a blanket once after a (not so) humourous falling into a river episode. The passenger had to hold the blanket together at the side as it all started to slip when I changed gears. Was torn between driving really fast to get home as soon as possible, versus keeping to the speed limit to not draw attention to the situation.

mzungu

That would take some cheek.

XR3i

Specialun wrote: »

So lets say i got into my car..got butt naked except my shoes ( i wanna be able to press the peddles) and drove it around for the day

Is this illegal

i'd never buy a car of you

Sprog 4

Why do you have to be completely naked. I'm sure if you had a least something on like a thong or a belt nobody would mind.

XR3i

Samaris wrote: »

The whole concept of cycling naked sounds extremely uncomfortable. Not to mention the epic road rash if you came off your bike.

surely if you get knocked off your bike you get paid holidays and sue the driver for compen=fcuking-sation

goz83

It would have to be a moped for me. I'm a gentleman. I would insist the lady wear my helmet.

getzls

As long as you don't put your dick out the window to use it as an indicater you will probably be OK

Ghost Train

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

All well and good driving naked (can't believe I just said that) but what about getting IN and OUT of the car...

Well you would want to be careful getting in and out not to catch anything in the door

murpho999

frag420 wrote: »

So there I was, driving on the motorway butt naked, cock out and I'm rubbing butter and jam on my boner, listening to Bon Jovi with the roof down!

I pull up to the lights and this old woman pulls up beside me and starts staring at me with her mouth open and takes out her phone out to I assume call her friends down the bridge club!?

So I want to know do I report that old pervert or just leave her be?

Well the story is clearly not true as there are no traffic lights on motorways.

philstar

reminds me of this Topgear interview...@3.45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qwVVDILPKo

Yeah_Right

Do you have to wear shoes when driving in Ireland? My footwear of choice is flip flops and when I drive, I take them off. Is that illegal?