Constipation

Vowel Movement · 31-07-2016 10:14PM

Congratulations on the food baby

wexandproud · 31-07-2016 10:17PM

cython wrote: »

And how many courics? Is Bono going to be up to shenanigans over this again? :pac:

there will never be a bigger couric than bono

Gremlinertia · 31-07-2016 10:20PM

Vowel Movement wrote: »

Congratulations on the food baby

Congratulations on the best name in this thread (imo of course)

foxatron · 31-07-2016 10:58PM

My 2 cents not that it's needed now. Drink plenty of water. Exercise a bit. Then in the morning drink orange juice strong coffee and eat proper brown bread if that doesnt work i dont know what will.

jigglypuffstuff · 31-07-2016 11:01PM

foxatron wrote: »

My 2 cents not that it's needed now. Drink plenty of water. Exercise a bit. Then in the morning drink orange juice strong coffee and eat proper brown bread if that doesnt work i dont know what will.

Welcome Captain Hindsight, We've been expecting you

Ulysses Gaze · 31-07-2016 11:11PM

fleet_admiral · 31-07-2016 11:13PM

Congratulations on the birth of your new bouncing mud baby. Were you in arse labour for long?

Grandeeod · 31-07-2016 11:32PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Its great lads, i feel like doing a dance or something, actually i think i will have an ice cream!

Enjoy it! Forget the typical AH's jokers that you had to suffer. Embrace the flow!

31-07-2016 11:41PM

You climbed the chocolate mountain and survived.
Congratulations irishguitarlad!

madanall · 01-08-2016 12:10AM

Delighted you finally gave birth OP. I can sleep soundly now.

RayM · 01-08-2016 12:12AM

Excellent news. I hope father and baby are doing well.

DundalkDuffman · 01-08-2016 12:18AM

Fair play once you're ok!

failinis · 01-08-2016 12:19AM

I can sleep easy tonight knowing your grand now! Congrats haha

fryup · 01-08-2016 12:21AM

Peanut Butter...should come with a government health warning ...its guaranteed to give you Constipation

caille · 01-08-2016 12:46AM

Glad you had a safe delivery, I can go to bed now and sleep!

For future reference, a pint of lukewarm water on an empty stomach in the mornings is a brilliant aid for avoiding constipation, cheap, simple and effective. The heat from the water warms up your intestines and makes everything move in the right direction :-)

foggy_lad · 01-08-2016 02:35AM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Its great lads, i feel like doing a dance or something, actually i think i will have an ice cream!

Ah great to hear you survived that ordeal. You could probably do with sitting on an ice cream or two after three weeks worth dropped in one load. As others have said lots of fluids and orangeðŸŠ juice and strong☕ coffee in the morning to keep the flow activeðŸ’©

5rtytry56 · 01-08-2016 09:29AM

candidate thread for Legendary AH threads 2016.

lenihankevin · 01-08-2016 10:07AM

Congrats op...pity you don't qualify for the two weeks paternity leave!! Sounds like you could use a few days off to recuperate!!

fryup · 01-08-2016 10:09AM

apologies if this has been asked already OP

but..what did you eat that made your bowels go on strike??

Hughie 37 · 01-08-2016 10:18AM

Fresh Pineapple works for me

jennyhayes123 · 01-08-2016 11:49AM

irishguitarlad wrote:

Nope still alive and breathing and i pooped!!!it wasnt hard as i had thought, it came out like chocolate mousse or when a horse ****s id say.

Can't believe I read 30 pages just to see if you went ðŸ˜…ðŸ˜…ðŸ’©ðŸ’©

HorseSea · 01-08-2016 04:25PM

The latest update from the OP was a bit of an anticlimax, although I am sure the act was far from boring, I imagine it was quite moving. Glad the OP is operational again, was looking like it could get nasty.