Constipation

L.Jenkins · 30-07-2016 09:54PM

Esel wrote: »

Pretty sure the OP will have a bunch of grapes when his ordeal is over.

He could put them in the freezer for a while, then down his jocks to cool down his hoop.

Gael23 · 30-07-2016 10:47PM

sullivlo wrote: »

Yup. One of the hardest things I found when I was admitted those times was dealing with the pain. Plain old paracetamol does nothing for the pain I get. I can't take anti inflammatories either. So it is either agony, or more constipation.

The pain is incredible. Apart from surgery I have never experienced anything like it. You may as well eat sweets than take paracetamol for it. The description I used at the time was I felt as if there was a belt around my abdomen being pulled tighter and tighter, I felt like I wanted to be sick too, maybe that was because the pain was so bad or because I was so blocked up, I dont know.
Someone said he needs something stronger than movicol. For constipation this bad it can take 24hrs to work but it will work. Therese he'll need a suppository.

Esel · 31-07-2016 02:32AM

L.Jenkins wrote: »

He could put them in the freezer for a while, then down his jocks to cool down his hoop.

They will be attached to and hanging from his rectum...

KKkitty · 31-07-2016 02:39AM

All jokes aside, I really hope you're ok OP. It can't be a great thing for you. I know a lot of people are throwing suggestions at you to try alleviate the situation but I hope something beneficial happens soon.

Esel · 31-07-2016 03:31AM

KKkitty wrote: »

All jokes aside, I really hope you're ok OP. It can't be a great thing for you. I know a lot of people are throwing suggestions suppositories at you to try alleviate the situation but I hope something beneficial happens soon.

FYP

tringle · 31-07-2016 08:12AM

If it were me (thankfully it isn't), I wouldn't be eating much else at all. There's enough in there as it is adding more can only make it worse IMHO.

Hospital/doctor said give it 3 more days....but ouch.

Fingers crossed all is well.

failinis · 31-07-2016 08:20AM

sullivlo wrote: »

Yup. One of the hardest things I found when I was admitted those times was dealing with the pain. Plain old paracetamol does nothing for the pain I get. I can't take anti inflammatories either. So it is either agony, or more constipation.

I had surgery last October. I decided that tummy pains would be worth it and opted for the morphine. I have no regrets and I can see why it is a controlled substance.

Glad there is someone else out there unable to have anti-inflammatories (well glad is the wrong word).
I have chronic pain but have not been allowed anything stronger than paracetamol :mad: which is useless and my ulcer means it hurts to even take paracetamol.

OP the Movicol will be slowly working its way down your gut softening stuff, the hardest bit is getting rid of the still hard stuff near your bum at bottom of gut.
Which might mean a small suppository. Also try to not force yourself to go, it might do more damage, just go when its wanting to happen.

I just had 2 weeks of no movement (IBS) and been drinking away at the Movicil which finally worked. So sit tight.

Shiny · 31-07-2016 11:40AM

Well?

31-07-2016 11:41AM

Shiny wrote: »

Well?

I don't think he is no.

LeBash · 31-07-2016 11:43AM

Get your other half to ask can they move in with you. I **** myself after that.

joebloggs32 · 31-07-2016 11:43AM

This thread is reminiscent of the I found a safe thread. I keep checking in for a progress report!

Avatar MIA · 31-07-2016 11:47AM

joebloggs32 wrote: »

This thread is reminiscent of the I found a safe thread. I keep checking in for a progress report!

With a bit of luck the endings will be the same. Pure Shíte.

BrokenArrows · 31-07-2016 12:00PM

No word from the OP in two days. Maybe he exploded??

Mech1 · 31-07-2016 12:46PM

BrokenArrows wrote: »

No word from the OP in two days. Maybe he exploded??

Dont worry we will find out, he wont be able to keep this quiet!

shamrock2004 · 31-07-2016 12:56PM

If I were you OP, I'd take everything everyone has suggested in this thread to take, stick it all in a blender, drop some ice in and make a nice smoothie out of it. It's guaranteed to work.

Avatar MIA · 31-07-2016 12:57PM

shamrock2004 wrote: »

It's guaranteed to work.

... or your money constipation back.

BrokenArrows · 31-07-2016 01:25PM

I wonder how many Courics it will be.

kylith · 31-07-2016 01:37PM

I'm surprised that A&E sent the OP home. Even if what they prescribed gets him moving the chances of it fitting out his hoop without doing damage are slim and that is not fun.

Ulysses Gaze · 31-07-2016 02:01PM

maudgonner wrote: »

I was thinking 'Manual Disimpaction'.

I have highbrow taste.

Progressive/Jazz Death Metal band name.

GLaDOS · 31-07-2016 02:04PM

OP hasn't updated us in 2 days, hopefully he's ok...

31-07-2016 02:20PM

OP probably has excretiating pain.

L.Jenkins · 31-07-2016 02:47PM

kylith wrote: »

I'm surprised that A&E sent the OP home. Even if what they prescribed gets him moving the chances of it fitting out his hoop without doing damage are slim and that is not fun.

This should patch him up just fine. http://media.salon.com/2013/12/tampon.jpg

jockeyboard · 31-07-2016 02:56PM

This poo is gonna hurt your butt so much..

Titzon Toast · 31-07-2016 02:58PM

https://youtu.be/bczOxg2JoJM

StillThinking · 31-07-2016 09:41PM

Dude, are you dead? Did you choke on backed up poop??

irishguitarlad · 31-07-2016 10:02PM

StillThinking wrote: »

Dude, are you dead? Did you choke on backed up poop??

Nope still alive and breathing and i pooped!!!it wasnt hard as i had thought, it came out like chocolate mousse or when a horse ****s id say.

cython · 31-07-2016 10:04PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Nope still alive and breathing and i pooped!!!it wasnt hard as i had thought, it came out like chocolate mousse or when a horse ****s id say.

And how many courics? Is Bono going to be up to shenanigans over this again? :pac:

Gremlinertia · 31-07-2016 10:09PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Nope still alive and breathing and i pooped!!!it wasnt hard as i had thought, it came out like chocolate mousse or when a horse ****s id say.

Phew!. You're alive! And lighter i'd guess

Avatar MIA · 31-07-2016 10:10PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Nope still alive and breathing and i pooped!!!it wasnt hard as i had thought, it came out like chocolate mousse or when a horse ****s id say.

Whoop Whoop. Now, light a cigar to celebrate... Erm, on second thoughts open flames may be a bad idea for a while.

irishguitarlad · 31-07-2016 10:12PM

Its great lads, i feel like doing a dance or something, actually i think i will have an ice cream!

Constipation

Comments