Constipation

YFlyer · 27-07-2016 08:58PM

Try triphala.

spurious · 27-07-2016 08:58PM

I would go back to the hospital.
Did they check there wasn't some sort of blockage or twist in your guts?

biko · 27-07-2016 08:58PM

See a medical professional.

Now that real advice is dispensed I suggest you try watching 2 girls 1 cup..

irishguitarlad · 27-07-2016 08:59PM

Grandeeod wrote: »

Its usually 3 sachets per day for a severe case. Check with your doc. But it will eventually work.

Cheers man for the info, its perked me up a bit to know it will eventually work.

Ulysses Gaze · 27-07-2016 08:59PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Yeah drinkingba fair bit of water, just wondering could it be the amount of tea that i drink?as i drink about 5 or 6 cups a day and go to the toilet a lot afterwards.

Not enough water and/or fibre in your diet are the main reasons for it.

Drink lots of water and slowly increase fibre intake as well.

Keane2baMused · 27-07-2016 08:59PM

OP get lactulose. You can get it over the counter in the chemist cheaply. It's extremely sickly sweet but it will help.

Surreptitious · 27-07-2016 08:59PM

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Holy shìt!! (Or not in this case!)

Sounds gross but get Vaseline and a latex glove and grease the hole of yourself. It'll help smooth the way for the imminent delivery.

Thank Jesus I wasn't eating

irishguitarlad · 27-07-2016 09:00PM

spurious wrote: »

I would go back to the hospital.
Did they check there wasn't some sort of blockage or twist in your guts?

They did an x ray qnd apparently it showed up on there. I dont know if you could see a blockage in an xray.

sdanseo · 27-07-2016 09:00PM

Bulmers. Works a treat if you drink enough of it.

And though Ive never tried it apparently the effects of Bulmers Pear are supercharged in comparison.

Grandeeod · 27-07-2016 09:01PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Cheers man for the info, its perked me up a bit to know it will eventually work.

It will, which is why its a course of sachets as opposed to a one off treatment.

retro:electro · 27-07-2016 09:01PM

Coffee and a fag

PARlance · 27-07-2016 09:02PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Jaysus thats a tough one to answer, I think it might have been about 3 weeks ago.

If that's the case it's time to get a rubber glove and lube.

sullivlo · 27-07-2016 09:03PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Yesterday morning I think Ive had about 3 sachets of the stuff

Pfft. When I've a flare up I drink 8 a day. Thankfully I've got it mostly under control so no hospital for nearly two years!

You could chance your GP to ask for a fleet enema. Or mirolax. Or even chat to the pharmacist about OTC meds that work from the other side.

The movicol will work though. It's amazing.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 27-07-2016 09:04PM

You might need a Caesarean if it goes into week 4.

irishguitarlad · 27-07-2016 09:06PM

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

You might need a Caesarean if it goes into week 4.

Its going to be like that episode of south park with randy marsh.

Summer wind · 27-07-2016 09:07PM

A good feed at supermacs will free you out in no time. Don't forget to put plenty of bog roll in the fridge.

4ensic15 · 27-07-2016 09:08PM

Are you mathematical? Work it out with a pencil!

27-07-2016 09:10PM

I think I speak for us all when I say that when you do finally give birth, you should post a picture here

irishguitarlad · 27-07-2016 09:11PM

Sorry lads they prescribed me molaxole not movacol, is that any good?

thunderdog · 27-07-2016 09:13PM

Soapy finger up the bum....preferably a hot acquaintance

failinis · 27-07-2016 09:14PM

sullivlo wrote: »

Pfft. When I've a flare up I drink 8 a day. Thankfully I've got it mostly under control so no hospital for nearly two years!

You could chance your GP to ask for a fleet enema. Or mirolax. Or even chat to the pharmacist about OTC meds that work from the other side.

The movicol will work though. It's amazing.

I never used some suppository mini enema thing my GP gave me cause I ended up not needing it, but it did not look bad.
It was very small and apparently "it WILL work" within a few hours according to her, so if you want to ask for that (you do it yourself at home and its literally like an eye drop thing).

Miss Demeanour · 27-07-2016 09:15PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Sorry lads they prescribed me molaxole not movacol, is that any good?

Christ NO! Whatever you do don't take that!!!!!!

failinis · 27-07-2016 09:15PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Sorry lads they prescribed me molaxole not movacol, is that any good?

I can't link medical sites but it says its the same thing, just cheaper.

FluffyAngel · 27-07-2016 09:15PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Sorry lads they prescribed me molaxole not movacol, is that any good?

no that mo lax ole is crap,what you need is mo stiff ole,that will loosen anything

livedadream · 27-07-2016 09:16PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Sorry lads they prescribed me molaxole not movacol, is that any good?

same thing just different manufacturer and dosage its not as strong but will do the job keep drinking water or juice

from a practical point of view (anyone sensitive stop reading)

if and when you feel the urge forget about the actual toilet, throw a towel doen on the ground and squat it makes it easier on your muscles and can assist with things.. ahem.. not clenching.

also a well lubed finger to break up any impacted will do wonders.

if you have a bath some warm water can relax the muscles and make things feel less dry and you can poop in the bath...

keep an eye for blood dont panic if you see it but if its too much go back to a and e.

happy pooping.

(source a solid 8 years of crohns whooooo :eek:)

Pro Hoc Vice · 27-07-2016 09:17PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Jaysus thats a tough one to answer, I think it might have been about 3 weeks ago.

OMG when that comes out it will be like giving birth to 12lb baby.

failinis · 27-07-2016 09:17PM

livedadream wrote: »

keep an eye for blood dont panic if you see it but if its too much go back to a and e.

TMI but if the blood is only when you wipe then its likely its just from "coming out". Unlikely to have much so don't worry.
But you will feel great once your cleaned out haha

Grandeeod · 27-07-2016 09:18PM

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Sorry lads they prescribed me molaxole not movacol, is that any good?

Same thing. You'll be grand.

livedadream · 27-07-2016 09:19PM

failinis wrote: »

TMI but if the blood is only when you wipe then its likely its just from "coming out". Unlikely to have much so don't worry.
But you will feel great once your cleaned out haha

very true sorry, good call.

TMI for everyone else lolz you should pop over to the crohns and IBS forums... theres not such thing as TMI lolz

RayM · 27-07-2016 09:19PM

3 weeks is a long time. I think you should visit your doctor. If you don't, you're your own worst enema.

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