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Botox for men

  • 14-07-2016 03:08PM
    #1
    yourdeadwright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,956 ✭✭✭✭


    A girl in work just told me loads of men get botox these days
    Now she wasn't talking celeb's or gay guys but straight lads,
    Surely this can not be true, have we become that vain ?
    Anyone know of any men with botox ?


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  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    yourdeadwright wrote: »
    Anyone know of any men with botox ?
    Your wan in the office apparently


  • #3
    howamidifferent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Where are they getting it put in? Their willy? :confused:


  • #4
    markc1184
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭markc1184


    My best mate gets it done every so often because it helps with his excessive sweating.


  • #5
    beach_walker
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 976 ✭✭✭beach_walker


    yourdeadwright wrote: »
    Anyone know of any men with botox ?

    No, never heard of this. Was she dropping you a hint? :P


  • #6
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Brotox?


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  • #7
    yourdeadwright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,956 ✭✭✭✭yourdeadwright


    beach_walker wrote: »
    yourdeadwright wrote: »
    Anyone know of any men with botox ?

    No, never heard of this. Was she dropping you a hint? :P

    Ye she actually said I need it haha


  • #8
    yourdeadwright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,956 ✭✭✭✭yourdeadwright


    howamidifferent wrote: »
    Where are they getting it put in? Their willy? :confused:

    There faces I would hope


  • #9
    yourdeadwright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,956 ✭✭✭✭yourdeadwright


    markc1184 wrote: »
    My best mate gets it done every so often because it helps with his excessive sweating.
    wait what ? how ?


  • #10
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    Never had botox but been trying out various anti wrinkle creams on my scrotum.

    They're not working.


  • #11
    markc1184
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭markc1184


    yourdeadwright wrote: »
    wait what ? how ?

    It gets injected into his armpits. He says it works and is happy with the results.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yourdeadwright wrote: »
    A girl in work just told me loads of men get botox these days
    Now she wasn't talking celeb's or gay guys but straight lads,
    Surely this can not be true
    Surely this was included in the Treaty on Gay-Straight Relations?

    I cannot believe straight people are encroaching on gay territory.


  • #13
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Don't knock it lads, they are a great way to stop the h'roids from moving around and escaping


  • #14
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    jester77 wrote: »
    Don't knock it lads, they are a great way to stop the h'roids from moving around and escaping
    That sounds like an aggressive form of hemorrhoids. :eek:


  • #15
    yourdeadwright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,956 ✭✭✭✭yourdeadwright


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    yourdeadwright wrote: »
    A girl in work just told me loads of men get botox these days
    Now she wasn't talking celeb's or gay guys but straight lads,
    Surely this can not be true
    Surely this was included in the Treaty on Gay-Straight Relations?

    I cannot believe straight people are encroaching on gay territory.

    There always one


  • #16
    failinis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    yourdeadwright wrote: »
    wait what ? how ?

    Yeah its great to stop excess sweating and can also improve circulation for things like raynuard syndrome.
    Does something to sweat glands and calms them down.


  • #17
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    That fella from Dead or Alive was the worst case of it I ever saw, he looked like a fish.


  • #18
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    My scrotum looks like Duncan Goodhew.


  • #19
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    yourdeadwright wrote: »
    Ye she actually said I need it haha

    Tell her to f*ck off, the auld wench.


  • #20
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    failinis wrote: »
    Does something to sweat glands and calms them down.
    Paralyses them IIRC? Really beneficial for the excessive of sweat. I knew a woman who had the treatment for sweaty palms(which must have hurt like feck).

    Botox for men? Sod that. It's silly enough with women as it is. Usually makes them look daft. Oh no doubt some have it so well done you can't notice, but like spray tan 9 times outa 10 it looks obvious.

    Look at yer wan Kate Beckinsale. Looks great for a 42 year old? Sure she does, only she looks like a photograph. Or a robot. No movement in her face outside her augmented lips. If she was beside you in bed, you might struggle whether to wax and buff her or bonk her. Real Stepford wives shizzle going on. Then look at Christie Turlington. The woman has lines and wrinkles, but looks like a bloody human being. Damned handsome woman too.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #21
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Paralyses them IIRC? Really beneficial for the excessive of sweat. I knew a woman who had the treatment for sweaty palms(which must have hurt like feck).

    Botox for men? Sod that. It's silly enough with women as it is. Usually makes them look daft. Oh no doubt some have it so well done you can't notice, but like spray tan 9 times outa 10 it looks obvious.

    Look at yer wan Kate Beckinsale. Looks great for a 42 year old? Sure she does, only she looks like a photograph. Or a robot. No movement in her face outside her augmented lips. If she was beside you in bed, you might struggle whether to wax and buff her or bonk her. Real Stepford wives shizzle going on. Then look at Christie Turlington. The woman has lines and wrinkles, but looks like a bloody human being. Damned handsome woman too.

    Don't think that's a look woman are going for.


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  • #22
    Blue Whale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Blue Whale


    I use anti Aging cream I think it helps. But eventually it won't make a,difference.

    Apparently Simon Cowell uses botox and he looks young for his age. We aren't all millionaires who can afford the best treatment though


  • #23
    Emme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,051 ✭✭✭Emme


    Blue Whale wrote: »
    I use anti Asian cream I think it helps. But eventually it won't make a,difference.

    Apparently Simon Cowell uses botox and he looks young for his age. We aren't all millionaires who can afford the best treatment though

    anti Asian??? :confused: Asians age better than Caucasians so that's not going to help you.


  • #24
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Blue Whale wrote: »
    I use anti Asian cream I think it helps. But eventually it won't make a,difference.

    Yep, keep those Chinese feckers away from ya!

    But there are too many of them.


  • #25
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Emme wrote: »
    anti Asian??? :confused: Asians age better than Caucasians so that's not going to help you.
    It's anti lynx for Asians.


  • #26
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Don't think that's a look woman are going for.
    *explanation*

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #27
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    FortySeven wrote: »
    Never had botox but been trying out various anti wrinkle creams on my scrotum.

    They're not working.

    Did you try using an iron? I suspect that would work. Let me know how you get on.


  • #28
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Did you try using an iron? I suspect that would work. Let me know how you get on.

    Didn't do anything. Might try the putter.


  • #29
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    My scrotum looks like Duncan Goodhew.

    No eyebrows?


  • #30
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Obviously if you start using botox at intervals from a fairly young age, you look better as you get older. I think the real problem is people who are in their 40's or 50's and suddenly decide they want to look 15-20+ years younger.


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  • #31
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    What are the men's official line on this?

    Only I'm on the farm during the day and I like a cup of tea in the evening...


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