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Suppose it's all true

  • 09-07-2016 09:05PM
    #1
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,365 ✭✭✭✭


    ...Suppose it's all true and you arrive at the Pearly Gates and are greeted by GOD, what will you say to HIM, HER or IT?


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  • #2
    failinis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Why are you so cruel.


  • #3
    Lady is a tramp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭Lady is a tramp


    Feck.


  • #4
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    ...Suppose it's all true and you arrive at the Pearly Gates and are greeted by GOD, what will you say to HIM, HER or IT?

    Does jet fuel actually melt steel beams?


  • #5
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Can I come in?


  • #6
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    "Jaysus"

    And then Christ will stick his head around the door... "You called..?"


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  • #7
    Layinghen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,546 ✭✭✭Layinghen


    Don't worry it's not.........


  • #8
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Where's Saint Peter or even the truck stop instead of Saint Peter. That's what I'd ask.


  • #9
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Layinghen wrote: »
    Don't worry it's not.........

    You won't get in with that attitude


  • #10
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Can I see My Mum and Grandparents now?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #11
    AndyBoBandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,563 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Thank füčk you forgive all.

    Why are you such a cüñt?


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  • #12
    Severard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Severard


    If you send me back to earth & I become a suicide bomber, will I get those 72 virgins that's all the craze at the moment?


  • #13
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    "what's your view on which bathrooms people should use"


  • #14
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Why could I never grow as awesome a beard as him?


  • #15
    AndyBoBandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,563 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    What would have happened in 2002 if Keane had remained and played with the Irish team at the World Cup?


  • #16
    xabi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭xabi


    Is that you Gay?


  • #17
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Well, how's she cuttin'


  • #18
    Rachiee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭Rachiee


    Is it any good in there?... It sounds kinda boring? I do I have to go in or can I go back?


  • #19
    stuar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭stuar


    Thank you Lord for all you have given me, thank you for all that your doing now. I'm sorry that when given free will I didn't use it as good as I should have. Selah


  • #20
    sjb25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,422 ✭✭✭sjb25


    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    ...Suppose it's all true and you arrive at the Pearly Gates and are greeted by GOD, what will you say to HIM, HER or IT?

    Hmmmmm You no the way you are all forgiving well ............... If that fails at least il be warm for eternity


  • #21
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,365 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    xabi wrote: »
    Is that you Gay?

    1.50

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXzl9hKbQkU


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  • #22
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    If God personally answers the front door to all 150 thousand or so people who die every day, it's no wonder he hasn't got time to answer anybodies prayers.


  • #23
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Are you aware you may be paying too much for your electricity...


  • #24
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    failinis wrote: »
    Why are you so cruel.

    Problem is, he's not. I recall being told we were given free will. Making us responsible, not him.
    Had to chuckle when I realised that. Reckon if he is indeed there, then the bugger is a Lawyer...


  • #25
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Do you know what a tracker mortgage is?


  • #26
    wolfeye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭wolfeye


    It's not my time...


  • #27
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    OP sounds like Gay Byrne in his declining years, grasping at straws.


  • #28
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    It's true.

    All Theories Proven With One Graph


  • #29
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Why are you such a snowflake


  • #30
    Sweetemotion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,564 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    Woohoo. Where are my 72 virgins?


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  • #31
    Beautiful Slut
    Site Banned Posts: 4 ✭Beautiful Slut


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    Problem is, he's not. I recall being told we were given free will. Making us responsible, not him.
    Had to chuckle when I realised that. Reckon if he is indeed there, then the bugger is a Lawyer...

    In reality free will is an illusion. Atoms of your brain can only behave in one particular way that they do. Essentially your brain is an extremely complicated set of dominos.


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