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What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

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  • #32
    Sue Pa Key Pa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sue Pa Key Pa


    I'd put 0.0001% fat milk in my tea because I would 'prefer the taste'


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tombi! wrote: »
    Well I mean in fairness, you seem to think we're like dogs with the marking of territory.
    Which might be true given some of the men I know.

    I didn't imply any such thing.

    I just think having the standy-uppy-widdle-ability is cool. The novelty would keep me amused for months.


  • #34
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Candie wrote: »
    So much resentment. So, so, so much. :(

    Ha! It's humour, not resentment.
    Resentment, would be posting something like:

    'Be statistically more able to discuss any problems I have with other people much easier, and without anywhere near the same threat of exclusion, so I don't have to bottle it until ceiling rafters start to look appealing.'

    Now that, would be resentment...


    Otherwise...
    I'd spend at least 23 hours and 59 minutes fiddling about with me new bewbs, because they really are fun things play with and the last minute staring at a mirror smiling, knowing that in 60 seconds I won't have to bother me hole with make up :D


  • #35
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Cough when I fart.

    Why do they do that anyway? WE CAN STILL HEAR EM, SLAPPIN OUT GIRLS.


  • #36
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Shower


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  • #37
    Kat1170
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    clairewithani wrote: »
    I'd sit all day on my computer "working" and only move to eat the breakfast, lunch and dinner that was prepared for me. Then I would fart a lot, go upstairs and change into the perfectly washed and ironed clothes I had left dirty on the floor the week previously and go to the pub cos I'd have earned a drink after "working so hard all day"

    Funny, I always thought you were a female IRL :):)


  • #38
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Massive dildos.


  • #39
    fatherted1969
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,599 ✭✭✭fatherted1969


    Finally get what "it's not what she said it's the way she said it" means


  • #40
    JJJJNR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭JJJJNR


    Try to parallel park, always wanted to know what that felt like for a woman.


  • #41
    CFlat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,099 ✭✭✭CFlat


    JJJJNR wrote: »
    Try to parallel park, always wanted to know what that felt like for a woman.

    Only men call it parallel park. If you were a woman you'd call it vertical park.


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  • #42
    s4uv3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    I'd scratch my balls. I'd say that's fierce satisfying.


  • #43
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Candie wrote: »
    I didn't imply any such thing.

    I just think having the standy-uppy-widdle-ability is cool. The novelty would keep me amused for months.

    It would! In fact, it does keep the male sex happily fascinated for much of their lives.
    I have to say, on my own behalf, that writing your initials in urine, in the snow, does indeed look irresistible.


  • #44
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    If I time travelled back a day, I could ride myself silly... ohhjh, I'm wet / hard just thinking about it!


  • #45
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    See are periods as bad as some say they are.


  • #46
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    I'd probably put a few dents in my car.:P


  • #47
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Kat1170 wrote: »
    Funny, I always thought you were a female IRL :):)

    I am female..... I am suppose to imagine being opposite sex, no?


  • #48
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    See are periods as bad as some say they are.

    Same as blue balls, I'd imagine


  • #49
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Helicopter.


  • #50
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Look into getting a sex change.


  • #51
    TheDriver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,216 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    See are periods as bad as some say they are.
    One day to do all the things you want and its a period??


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  • #52
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    I'd do a load of ironing cause knowing my luck, I'd be having my 'friend'...


  • #53
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    TheDriver wrote: »
    One day to do all the things you want and its a period??

    That's right Mr Driver. :)


  • #54
    Kat1170
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    clairewithani wrote: »
    I am female..... I am suppose to imagine being opposite sex, no?

    Correct, just wondering why you wanted to be a woman on your switch over day :D:D:D


  • #55
    misstearheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,159 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    Sorry in advance to women kind out there, no offence intended, - but this Thread has prompted me to Youtube Women Drivers parking. Funny stuff if in need of a giggle!! :D


  • #56
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Walk through the lingerie section without looking ackward.














































    Oh, and fap. Fap all day long, just to see what it feels like.

    :D


  • #57
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Shoot some girl girl porn with Maddy O'Reilly.. and avoid James Deen.


  • #58
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Kat1170 wrote: »
    Correct, just wondering why you wanted to be a woman on your switch over day :D:D:D

    Oh kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


  • #59
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    That's right Mr Driver. :)

    I'm thinking you'll prob have boobs in this rather unlikely scenario



    Are you sure????


  • #60
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    TheDriver wrote: »
    One day to do all the things you want and its a period??

    It would be confirmation of many women's belief that periods happen at the most inopportune time possible.


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  • #61
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Forgetting myself, I'd attempt to do some DIY or light car maintenance. Then I'd remember I don't really need to worry my pretty little head about that and would just call a big strong man to come take care of it.


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