What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

Mc Love

I'm a man so the obvious things, like visit a ladies locker/dressing room. Admire my body especially the breasts.

Girls in the office said they would wear jeans and tshirt when going out as in they dont have to wear make up

runnerholic

I'd spend the day fondling my breasts.

Lyaiera

Sit at home drinking coffee, smoking, browse the internet, discuss things with the intelligent online, insult the stupid online, and general have a day no different to any other.

flas

Like a guitar player on cocaine, I would be strumming all day long...

mikeym

Take the day off because of woman problems

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'd pee standing up aiming it at spiders

DEFTLEFTHAND

Go to an ICA meeting.

failinis

Get paid more for the same job.

I'd pee EVERYWHERE. On everything.

Walls, ditches, in windows, gardens, car parks, out windows, the kitchen sink, and on snow if available. Everywhere except a urinal.

Beta Ray Bill

I'd pull the Box off meself!

I'd also have a go at non stop whinging and moaning

keano_afc

I'd be sexist and get away with it because I was a woman.

arayess

I'd buy a massive array of sex toys.

The_Valeyard

Organise mass lesbian f*ckfest.

RWCNT

Shag all my mates who havn't had the ride in a while.

Ted111

I'd renew my car insurance.

Vic_08

RWCNT wrote: »

Shag all my mates who havn't had the ride in a while.

:eek:

No.

Renegade Mechanic

RWCNT wrote: »

Shag all my mates who havn't had the ride in a while.

Jesus. Talk about taking one for the team

crusier

Do my driving test in a mini skirt!

the evasion_kid

Shut up for a few hours...

wakka12

Id be the biggest slut goin

Tombi!

Probably play a video game on Twitch and see if it is as easy as it looks to get thousands for an hour's work

pragmatic1

I'd try and marry a billionaire or be a high class hooker and make as much money from my vag as possible.

Titzon Toast

I'd les it up on coke for the whole day.

So much resentment. So, so, so much.

Tombi!

Candie wrote: »

So much resentment. So, so, so much.

Well I mean in fairness, you seem to think we're like dogs with the marking of territory.
Which might be true given some of the men I know.

Fr_Dougal

I'd send nudes to myself.

pragmatic1

Candie wrote: »

So much resentment. So, so, so much.

Like what?

clairewithani

I'd sit all day on my computer "working" and only move to eat the breakfast, lunch and dinner that was prepared for me. Then I would fart a lot, go upstairs and change into the perfectly washed and ironed clothes I had left dirty on the floor the week previously and go to the pub cos I'd have earned a drink after "working so hard all day"

Summer wind

It would be like trying to separate a vampire from a piece of black pudding to get me away from having a ****. Always been very interested to know what the male orgasm feels like.

Day Lewin

Widdling, definitely. Must be interesting to do it with something that can AIM. Though judging from the loos I've cleaned, even men who claim to be sharpshooters don't aim a pee-gun all that well.

Also, strength: lift heavy things, open very tight jars, change tyres on lorries. Pull myself up onto branches by my hands.

Also, height: I'd race around getting things down off high shelves. And running with long long legs.

I'd also say things to girls in a very deep voice. Not sure what I'd say - depends on the circs - but I know what they like to hear, of course, which will help.

What can the male orgasm possibly feel like? like a hose bursting? That would HAVE to be tried, really.

And having a chest that is flat in a shirt: that would feel so weird.

Yes, I'd love to try it for a day. After that I would start to miss my lipstick and earrings. And I know I'd hate wearing such drabby clothes all the time, uncomfortable trousers in dull colours, stiff fabrics: the clothes of the male sex are SO dull. Back into skirts with a grateful sigh!

Oh yes, I'm an old-fashioned girl.

gifted

I'd read women's magazines...just to understand what the **** is in them

Sue Pa Key Pa

I'd put 0.0001% fat milk in my tea because I would 'prefer the taste'

Tombi!

Tombi! wrote: »

Well I mean in fairness, you seem to think we're like dogs with the marking of territory.
Which might be true given some of the men I know.

I didn't imply any such thing.

I just think having the standy-uppy-widdle-ability is cool. The novelty would keep me amused for months.

Renegade Mechanic

Candie wrote: »

So much resentment. So, so, so much.

Ha! It's humour, not resentment.
Resentment, would be posting something like:

'Be statistically more able to discuss any problems I have with other people much easier, and without anywhere near the same threat of exclusion, so I don't have to bottle it until ceiling rafters start to look appealing.'

Now that, would be resentment...


Otherwise...
I'd spend at least 23 hours and 59 minutes fiddling about with me new bewbs, because they really are fun things play with and the last minute staring at a mirror smiling, knowing that in 60 seconds I won't have to bother me hole with make up

Alf Stewart.

Cough when I fart.

Why do they do that anyway? WE CAN STILL HEAR EM, SLAPPIN OUT GIRLS.

Skill Magill

Shower

Kat1170

clairewithani wrote: »

I'd sit all day on my computer "working" and only move to eat the breakfast, lunch and dinner that was prepared for me. Then I would fart a lot, go upstairs and change into the perfectly washed and ironed clothes I had left dirty on the floor the week previously and go to the pub cos I'd have earned a drink after "working so hard all day"

Funny, I always thought you were a female IRL :)

longshanks

Massive dildos.

fatherted1969

Finally get what "it's not what she said it's the way she said it" means

JJJJNR

Try to parallel park, always wanted to know what that felt like for a woman.

CFlat

JJJJNR wrote: »

Try to parallel park, always wanted to know what that felt like for a woman.

Only men call it parallel park. If you were a woman you'd call it vertical park.

s4uv3

I'd scratch my balls. I'd say that's fierce satisfying.

Day Lewin

Candie wrote: »

I didn't imply any such thing.

I just think having the standy-uppy-widdle-ability is cool. The novelty would keep me amused for months.

It would! In fact, it does keep the male sex happily fascinated for much of their lives.
I have to say, on my own behalf, that writing your initials in urine, in the snow, does indeed look irresistible.

CINCLANTFLT

If I time travelled back a day, I could ride myself silly... ohhjh, I'm wet / hard just thinking about it!

Galwayguy35

See are periods as bad as some say they are.

blade1

I'd probably put a few dents in my car.:P

clairewithani

Kat1170 wrote: »

Funny, I always thought you were a female IRL :)

I am female..... I am suppose to imagine being opposite sex, no?

Skill Magill

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

See are periods as bad as some say they are.

Same as blue balls, I'd imagine

sullivlo

Helicopter.

Avatar MIA

Look into getting a sex change.

TheDriver

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

See are periods as bad as some say they are.

One day to do all the things you want and its a period??