What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

Mc Love · 01-07-2016 05:01PM #1

I'm a man so the obvious things, like visit a ladies locker/dressing room. Admire my body especially the breasts.

Girls in the office said they would wear jeans and tshirt when going out as in they dont have to wear make up

runnerholic · 01-07-2016 05:03PM

I'd spend the day fondling my breasts.

Lyaiera · 01-07-2016 05:05PM

Sit at home drinking coffee, smoking, browse the internet, discuss things with the intelligent online, insult the stupid online, and general have a day no different to any other.

flas · 01-07-2016 05:09PM

Like a guitar player on cocaine, I would be strumming all day long...

mikeym · 01-07-2016 05:11PM

Take the day off because of woman problems

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 01-07-2016 05:11PM

I'd pee standing up aiming it at spiders

DEFTLEFTHAND · 01-07-2016 05:12PM

Go to an ICA meeting.

failinis · 01-07-2016 05:13PM

Get paid more for the same job.

01-07-2016 05:14PM

I'd pee EVERYWHERE. On everything.

Walls, ditches, in windows, gardens, car parks, out windows, the kitchen sink, and on snow if available. Everywhere except a urinal.

Beta Ray Bill · 01-07-2016 05:16PM

I'd pull the Box off meself!

I'd also have a go at non stop whinging and moaning

keano_afc · 01-07-2016 05:16PM

I'd be sexist and get away with it because I was a woman.

arayess · 01-07-2016 05:17PM

I'd buy a massive array of sex toys.

The_Valeyard · 01-07-2016 05:28PM

Organise mass lesbian f*ckfest.

RWCNT · 01-07-2016 05:29PM

Shag all my mates who havn't had the ride in a while.

Ted111 · 01-07-2016 05:32PM

I'd renew my car insurance.

Vic_08 · 01-07-2016 05:35PM

RWCNT wrote: »

Shag all my mates who havn't had the ride in a while.

:eek:

No.

Renegade Mechanic · 01-07-2016 05:36PM

RWCNT wrote: »

Shag all my mates who havn't had the ride in a while.

Jesus. Talk about taking one for the team

crusier · 01-07-2016 05:38PM

Do my driving test in a mini skirt!

the evasion_kid · 01-07-2016 05:40PM

Shut up for a few hours...

wakka12 · 01-07-2016 06:02PM

Id be the biggest slut goin

Tombi! · 01-07-2016 06:21PM

Probably play a video game on Twitch and see if it is as easy as it looks to get thousands for an hour's work

pragmatic1 · 01-07-2016 06:21PM

I'd try and marry a billionaire or be a high class hooker and make as much money from my vag as possible.

Titzon Toast · 01-07-2016 06:24PM

I'd les it up on coke for the whole day.

01-07-2016 06:25PM

So much resentment. So, so, so much.

Tombi! · 01-07-2016 06:26PM

Candie wrote: »

So much resentment. So, so, so much.

Well I mean in fairness, you seem to think we're like dogs with the marking of territory.
Which might be true given some of the men I know.

Fr_Dougal · 01-07-2016 06:26PM

I'd send nudes to myself.

pragmatic1 · 01-07-2016 06:30PM

Candie wrote: »

So much resentment. So, so, so much.

Like what?

clairewithani · 01-07-2016 06:32PM

I'd sit all day on my computer "working" and only move to eat the breakfast, lunch and dinner that was prepared for me. Then I would fart a lot, go upstairs and change into the perfectly washed and ironed clothes I had left dirty on the floor the week previously and go to the pub cos I'd have earned a drink after "working so hard all day"

Summer wind · 01-07-2016 06:32PM

It would be like trying to separate a vampire from a piece of black pudding to get me away from having a ****. Always been very interested to know what the male orgasm feels like.

Day Lewin · 01-07-2016 06:34PM

Widdling, definitely. Must be interesting to do it with something that can AIM. Though judging from the loos I've cleaned, even men who claim to be sharpshooters don't aim a pee-gun all that well.

Also, strength: lift heavy things, open very tight jars, change tyres on lorries. Pull myself up onto branches by my hands.

Also, height: I'd race around getting things down off high shelves. And running with long long legs.

I'd also say things to girls in a very deep voice. Not sure what I'd say - depends on the circs - but I know what they like to hear, of course, which will help.

What can the male orgasm possibly feel like? like a hose bursting? That would HAVE to be tried, really.

And having a chest that is flat in a shirt: that would feel so weird.

Yes, I'd love to try it for a day. After that I would start to miss my lipstick and earrings. And I know I'd hate wearing such drabby clothes all the time, uncomfortable trousers in dull colours, stiff fabrics: the clothes of the male sex are SO dull. Back into skirts with a grateful sigh!

Oh yes, I'm an old-fashioned girl.

gifted · 01-07-2016 06:35PM

I'd read women's magazines...just to understand what the **** is in them

What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

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