Nearly Choked to my death

tonto24 · 26-06-2016 04:37PM #1

So im dying hungover and decide to cook myself some steak. Everything is good and I begin to chomp away until I start to choke. I honestly thought I was on the way out. Face was goin purple. Milk going everywhere as i splutter it out. Do the ole 2 fingers back the throat and up she comes after a minute of trying. My eyes are now puffy as **** aswell. And that's my story for the day.
Over and out. Tonto

Liamario · 26-06-2016 04:38PM

pics or gtfo

Burial. · 26-06-2016 04:39PM

Something something deep throating meat

Fr_Dougal · 26-06-2016 04:40PM

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Junkyard Tom · 26-06-2016 04:40PM

R U OK Hun?
Xxx

Barry Badrinath · 26-06-2016 04:41PM

Ah, nearly never won a race!

Outlaw Pete · 26-06-2016 04:41PM

Bet the cow was looking down laughing at ya.

tonto24 · 26-06-2016 04:43PM

My eyes are actually still puffy lads. I need a lie down

monkeysnapper · 26-06-2016 04:44PM

You prob saw ur whole life flash before you .

glad ur ok

I had a close friend who went surfing and said he got separated from his board and got into difficulty . said he was saved by the luck if god by a passing boat .

Was in shock for ages .

Shint0 · 26-06-2016 04:44PM

I clicked on this thread because I thought it was going to be about something entirely different and more titillating to ease the pain of Ireland's loss.

Oh well

You survived your ordeal.

Saipanne · 26-06-2016 04:44PM

tonto24 wrote: »

So im dying hungover and decide to cook myself some steak. Everything is good and I begin to chomp away until I start to choke. I honestly thought I was on the way out. Face was goin purple. Milk going everywhere as i splutter it out. Do the ole 2 fingers back the throat and up she comes after a minute of trying. My eyes are now puffy as **** aswell. And that's my story for the day.
Over and out. Tonto

Happened to me back in December , scary as ****.

Duckworth_Luas · 26-06-2016 04:45PM

If a cow ever got the chance, he'd kill you, and everyone you cared about

magentis · 26-06-2016 04:47PM

People pay good money for that kinda stuff.

RobertKK · 26-06-2016 04:48PM

When I was much younger I was eating beef curry and I swallowed a large piece of beef and it got stuck in my throat.
I couldn't breath and I ran for something to drink, which obviously was useless.
My sister was there and saw I was in trouble and she with no training and around 13 years of age did the Heimlich maneuver on me and the piece of meat came flying out.
If I had been on my own I believe I would have died as I was suffocating.
It is something you never forget and never want to repeat.

feargale · 26-06-2016 04:49PM

tonto24 wrote: »

My eyes are actually still puffy lads. I need a lie down

Glad you're ok.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 26-06-2016 05:28PM

Chew your food.

corner of hells · 26-06-2016 05:40PM

I bags the leftover steak.

biko · 26-06-2016 05:42PM

Moral of the story - don't bite off more than you can chew, particularly when hungover.

LorMal · 26-06-2016 05:46PM

Milk with steak?

Sarn · 26-06-2016 05:46PM

It's possible to self Heimlich. Good thing to know if you live on your own!

Poor Uncle Tom · 26-06-2016 05:48PM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

If a cow ever got the chance, he'd kill you, and everyone you cared about

The Backwards Man · 26-06-2016 05:53PM

If you choke on steak, then you weren't eating steak.

NomadicGray · 26-06-2016 05:57PM

Great blog post, would subscribe

NomadicGray · 26-06-2016 05:58PM

LorMal wrote: »

Milk with steak?

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Milk-Steak-With-Jelly-Beans

The flying mouse · 26-06-2016 06:01PM

That was a real misteak OP.

pablo128 · 26-06-2016 06:09PM

I had a weekend job for a while as a teenager selling cream cakes door to door. I was starving one day so I hid around the corner from the van and mowed into a cream doughnut. Next of all it got caught in my throat and I started choking. Well the tray got fcuked into the air as I'm turning purple, cakes everywhere. Eventually I coughed it out.

I had some job explaining to your man why there was grit and dirt and grass all over the cakes, (some of them landed in a garden) while my eyes were still streaming tears.:pac:

AnonoBoy · 26-06-2016 06:11PM

LorMal wrote: »

Milk with steak?

It's culchie thing.

Sarn wrote: »

It's possible to self Heimlich. Good thing to know if you live on your own!

Whatever they call it there's stains all over my bedspread!

hairyslug · 26-06-2016 06:13PM

Last year, I got an infection in my brain, I had a seizure and started foaming at the mouth, started choking on it too (I may have voided myself as well, I never got my pants back from the hospital) but for the grace of God, my wife came home just in time to save me.

Spanish Eyes · 26-06-2016 06:23PM

You can't do the Heimlich manoevre on yourself. So only eat baby food when alone.

Grandeeod · 26-06-2016 06:33PM

OP...You didn't cook the steak properly and it really is as simple as that. Alternatively it was a feckin ****e piece of steak.

Chomping it down quickly isn't even an excuse once its cooked properly. Steak is steak. Cook it properly and you won't choke no matter what you do.

tonto24 · 26-06-2016 06:37PM

Grandeeod wrote: »

OP...You didn't cook the steak properly and it really is as simple as that. Alternatively it was a feckin ****e piece of steak.

Chomping it down quickly isn't even an excuse once its cooked properly. Steak is steak. Cook it properly and you won't choke no matter what you do.

What in the name of God are you talking about willis

Nearly Choked to my death

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