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Whats the fastest youve had sex or sexual activity with someone you just met

  • 21-06-2016 06:31PM
    #1
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    So a lad in work was telling me a story today how he met a girl years ago that he slept with within 15 minutes

    I called bull**** but it got me thinking if this does happen

    I consider myself a good looking guy but ive never made moves that fast or anywhere near

    Have you AH? How did it actually happen? Would you respect the other person after.


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  • #2
    Jack Killian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭Jack Killian


    Specialun wrote: »
    So a lad in work was telling me a story today how he met a girl years ago that he slept with within 15 minutes

    I called bull**** but it got me thinking if this does happen

    I consider myself a good looking guy but ive never made moves that fast or anywhere near

    Have you AH? How did it actually happen? Would you respect the other person after.

    The old "ten to two - you'll do" combined with a short taxi ride ?

    It's doable* alright.

    *Not sure whether that applies to the partner


  • #3
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    The fastest you've had sexual activity...

    Never been to a teenage disco OP?


  • #4
    Dave0301
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,939 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Specialun wrote: »
    Would you respect the other person after.

    Why wouldn't you?

    It takes two to tango. If you can't respect them, you should be equally ashamed.


  • #5
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    smash wrote: »
    The fastest you've had sexual activity...

    Never been to a teenage disco OP?


    Yup..im a country bumpkin..was just the shift..or was it just the shift for me..awww


  • #6
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Does sex with hookers count?


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  • #7
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    4 minutes


  • #8
    Tom1991
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 501 ✭✭✭Tom1991


    Westport 5 years ago NYE.New years kiss at 12 in nightclub, upstairs to hotel room 12:15 back in the nightclub at 12:55 to be young and dumb again.still getting death off the lads for that one 5 years later.


  • #9
    LightsStillOn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭LightsStillOn


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    Does sex with hookers count?

    I tried that once, it was nearly an hour by the time she counted up all the coppers I gave her and my time was up :(


  • #10
    madanall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭madanall


    Plumstring wrote:
    Probably about 6 or 7 minutes, met in her in a night club, kissed, she grabbed my hand and brought to the bathroom and we had sex. Turned out she was on her period as well, it was disgusting. I was very young is my only excuse.


    Period sex is great. Just a little bit messy though.


  • #11
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    LightsStillOn wrote: »
    I tried that once, it was nearly an hour by the time she counted up all the coppers I gave her and my time was up :(

    I see what you did there. Oh yes.


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  • #12
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    madanall wrote: »
    Period sex is great. Just a little bit messy though.


    ****shakes head in shame****


  • #13
    pgj2015
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,616 ✭✭✭✭pgj2015


    of course it can happen, this is Ireland, you meet someone in a club pi$$ed, kiss and go home with them and have sex with them like you have known them years, if you saw them the next day you both might be doing well to even pretend you know each other and say hello. 30 mins for me.


  • #14
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    How fast?... Are we talking consensual or surprise sex?.. :p


  • #15
    XsApollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,688 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    About 90 seconds.


  • #16
    mosstin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,553 ✭✭✭mosstin


    Elsie Rich Crater wrote: »
    How fast?... Are we talking consensual or surprise sex?.. :p

    Every time I have sex, I'm surprised.


  • #17
    blueser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,893 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    What is this "sex" that people speak of?
    :confused:


  • #18
    Jack Killian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭Jack Killian


    madanall wrote: »
    Period sex is great. Just a little bit messy though.

    Game of Thrones ?


  • #19
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    smash wrote: »
    The fastest you've had sexual activity...

    Never been to a teenage disco OP?

    Yeah, but they keep threatening to call the Gards :(


  • #20
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Pffft, I can manage it in 7 or 8 seconds every time.. oh wait

    22/25



  • #21
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Jack Killian wrote: »
    Game of Thrones ?

    Probably more Downton Abbey


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    After about five hours or thereabouts.


  • #23
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    About 20 minutes. Met a girl at a house party, both pissed, started kissing, asked if she want to take it to the bedroom, bang.


  • #24
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    Yeah, but they keep threatening to call the Gards :(

    It's bad when you're getting fake ID's to say your 14.


  • #25
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    The gays are I'm terrible as you can imagine.

    Honest answer is short, owing to the fact that bathrooms aren't segregated in our case.


  • #26
    reason vs religion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭reason vs religion


    In a club, became stranded from friends at closing time. Walking ahead to the Nitelink, I got talking to two guys. Ten mins later I was in their hotel room. Yes, sex is def. easier when you're gay.


  • #27
    Jack Killian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭Jack Killian


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Probably more Downton Abbey

    That's the one! Don't watch either, as you'd probably have guessed, so was relying on remembering what I'd heard.


  • #28
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    reason vs religion wrote: »
    In a club, became stranded from friends at closing time. Walking ahead to the Nitelink, I got talking to two guys. Ten mins later I was in their hotel room. Yes, sex is def. easier when you're gay.

    This story was going so well...


  • #29
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Six months.

    What can I say? I'm a very persuasive man.


  • #30
    Casshern88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Casshern88


    Less than an hour on several occasions. Meet someone on a night out, get together and before you know it your back in a house.


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  • #31
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Casshern88 wrote: »
    Less than an hour on several occasions. Meet someone on a night out, get together and before you know it your back in a house.

    Bill Cosby?


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