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Whats the fastest youve had sex or sexual activity with someone you just met

  • 21-06-2016 5:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    So a lad in work was telling me a story today how he met a girl years ago that he slept with within 15 minutes

    I called bull**** but it got me thinking if this does happen

    I consider myself a good looking guy but ive never made moves that fast or anywhere near

    Have you AH? How did it actually happen? Would you respect the other person after.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭Jack Killian


    Specialun wrote: »
    So a lad in work was telling me a story today how he met a girl years ago that he slept with within 15 minutes

    I called bull**** but it got me thinking if this does happen

    I consider myself a good looking guy but ive never made moves that fast or anywhere near

    Have you AH? How did it actually happen? Would you respect the other person after.

    The old "ten to two - you'll do" combined with a short taxi ride ?

    It's doable* alright.

    *Not sure whether that applies to the partner


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    The fastest you've had sexual activity...

    Never been to a teenage disco OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,582 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Specialun wrote: »
    Would you respect the other person after.

    Why wouldn't you?

    It takes two to tango. If you can't respect them, you should be equally ashamed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    smash wrote: »
    The fastest you've had sexual activity...

    Never been to a teenage disco OP?


    Yup..im a country bumpkin..was just the shift..or was it just the shift for me..awww


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Does sex with hookers count?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    4 minutes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭Tom1991


    Westport 5 years ago NYE.New years kiss at 12 in nightclub, upstairs to hotel room 12:15 back in the nightclub at 12:55 to be young and dumb again.still getting death off the lads for that one 5 years later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭LightsStillOn


    Does sex with hookers count?

    I tried that once, it was nearly an hour by the time she counted up all the coppers I gave her and my time was up :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭madanall


    Plumstring wrote:
    Probably about 6 or 7 minutes, met in her in a night club, kissed, she grabbed my hand and brought to the bathroom and we had sex. Turned out she was on her period as well, it was disgusting. I was very young is my only excuse.


    Period sex is great. Just a little bit messy though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    I tried that once, it was nearly an hour by the time she counted up all the coppers I gave her and my time was up :(

    I see what you did there. Oh yes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    madanall wrote: »
    Period sex is great. Just a little bit messy though.


    ****shakes head in shame****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    of course it can happen, this is Ireland, you meet someone in a club pi$$ed, kiss and go home with them and have sex with them like you have known them years, if you saw them the next day you both might be doing well to even pretend you know each other and say hello. 30 mins for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    How fast?... Are we talking consensual or surprise sex?.. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    About 90 seconds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,230 ✭✭✭mosstin


    How fast?... Are we talking consensual or surprise sex?.. :p

    Every time I have sex, I'm surprised.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    What is this "sex" that people speak of?
    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭Jack Killian


    madanall wrote: »
    Period sex is great. Just a little bit messy though.

    Game of Thrones ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    smash wrote: »
    The fastest you've had sexual activity...

    Never been to a teenage disco OP?

    Yeah, but they keep threatening to call the Gards :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Pffft, I can manage it in 7 or 8 seconds every time.. oh wait

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Game of Thrones ?

    Probably more Downton Abbey


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    After about five hours or thereabouts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    About 20 minutes. Met a girl at a house party, both pissed, started kissing, asked if she want to take it to the bedroom, bang.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Yeah, but they keep threatening to call the Gards :(

    It's bad when you're getting fake ID's to say your 14.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    The gays are I'm terrible as you can imagine.

    Honest answer is short, owing to the fact that bathrooms aren't segregated in our case.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭reason vs religion


    In a club, became stranded from friends at closing time. Walking ahead to the Nitelink, I got talking to two guys. Ten mins later I was in their hotel room. Yes, sex is def. easier when you're gay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭Jack Killian


    Probably more Downton Abbey

    That's the one! Don't watch either, as you'd probably have guessed, so was relying on remembering what I'd heard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    In a club, became stranded from friends at closing time. Walking ahead to the Nitelink, I got talking to two guys. Ten mins later I was in their hotel room. Yes, sex is def. easier when you're gay.

    This story was going so well...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Six months.

    What can I say? I'm a very persuasive man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Casshern88


    Less than an hour on several occasions. Meet someone on a night out, get together and before you know it your back in a house.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Casshern88 wrote: »
    Less than an hour on several occasions. Meet someone on a night out, get together and before you know it your back in a house.

    Bill Cosby?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭Stig Inge


    Tom1991 wrote: »
    Westport 5 years ago NYE.New years kiss at 12 in nightclub, upstairs to hotel room 12:15 back in the nightclub at 12:55 to be young and dumb again.still getting death off the lads for that one 5 years later.

    Are you sure it wasn't 12.30 you were back in the nightclub?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Never went to bed with an ugly woman but woke up with a few though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    Was in a club that was attached to a hotel about 7/8 years ago.... Girl from a Hen party just walked straight up to me and said something about a dare to ride someone random....
    She obviously wasn't fussy....
    Neither was I....

    So I'd say not only was the ride within 15 mins of meeting, I'd say there was a decent chance I was back down in the club by that time...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    RayM wrote: »
    Six months.

    What can I say? I'm a very persuasive man.

    Did you try the "please, please, look we'll probably marry" approach too?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Two Tone


    madanall wrote: »
    Period sex is great. Just a little bit messy though.
    But in a nightclub toilet? Ew...


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    On a road trip around the UK we ended up in a tiny country pub having a game of dares with the few locals who were in there. And that got - pretty heavy and sexual pretty fast. So I guess "under 2 hours" would be the answer to the OP.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 976 ✭✭✭beach_walker


    Specialun wrote: »
    Would you respect the other person after.

    No, nor myself tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭Xyzforsure


    5 mins
    Aussie bird on Grafton st.
    Ended up in std clinic


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭HensVassal


    Specialun wrote: »
    So a lad in work was telling me a story today how he met a girl years ago that he slept with within 15 minutes

    I called bull**** but it got me thinking if this does happen

    I consider myself a good looking guy but ive never made moves that fast or anywhere near

    Have you AH? How did it actually happen? Would you respect the other person after.


    Just met in the flesh was half an hour...but we had initially "met" and exchanged emails online.

    From very first contact to sex was 4 hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Specialun wrote: »
    So a lad in work was telling me a story today how he met a girl years ago that he slept with within 15 minutes

    I called bull**** but it got me thinking if this does happen

    .

    I've gone from meeting someone to having sex with them inside an hour or less on rare occasions. Not very often mind, but a handful of times over the course of my single life. Within 5 or 6 hours a fair few times.
    Of course it happens. One night stands OP - they don't just happen in the movies!


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