Average life of hotel mattress?

Half the life of an orginary folks one, twill be grand. Shure ordinary folk sleep every night on theres, a hotel bed wouldn't even have 100% occupancy.

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Top tip when it comes to hotels: Never drink out of the kettle. Trust me.

I am nearly afraid to ask..... But eeeeem why not?

Regarding the whole kettle thing. I'd advice anybody not use the glasses or mugs in a room.

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

One year I would say, depending on hotel/clients like a turbo on a rally car it will have a short life.

Now THIS is a classy thread.

I'd put it in the same league as "how often do you go to the toilet / spend a penny".

Or as classy as whatshername on sky news asking the wife of a murderer if he'd still have done it if their sex life had been better.

Reminds me of the time I went into the local chipper.
The filthy mare behind the counter asked me if I wanted salt and vinegar,to which I replied "Yeah,loads of it please".

To my horror there was a pube sticking out of the top of the vinegar bottle as she shook it vigourously over my fries.

Starving and all as I was,they went straight in the bin.

The dirty fcukin cnut.

I work away from home and stay in the same 3 or 4 hotels all the time. Never bothered bringing my own shampoo and conditioner, until last week.
So there I am with the shampoo washed out, and reach on the miniature conditioner bottle. Now these things are a real pain to open usually, but the top just popped right off this one. Great I thought, things are finally going right in my life. So I lathered it on, and it kinda smelled funny and had a slightly different texture. Thought nothing of it till I was telling the lads at breakfast the following morning. Ha says one of them, some fecker probably jizzed into the bottle, I done that on holidays one time!
Well suffice to say, the rest of the breakfast went in the bin, and haven't used conditioner since

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Why? Was there mayonnaise on it? :eek:

Ah jaysus don't add Mayo to the list of things that makes me puke!

The Raptor wrote: »

Other people's pubic hairs are safe to swallow?

It's not safe, it's gross.

What you don't know wont hurt you.
You should see some of the disgusting things people working in restaurants and cafes do and you wouldnt think twice when your nice looking food comes.
Cutlery washed with cold water, just to take visible dirt away.
Tables washed with disgusting old clothes that are used to clean everything and anything dirty in the resturant..