Average life of hotel mattress?

The Sidewards Man

One year I would say, depending on hotel/clients like a turbo on a rally car it will have a short life.

Fleawuss

Some hotel mattresses have great lives. Don't live an average life mattresses.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Depends on the crab quota.

If you're considering buying the ex-hotel beds The Star used advertise ,don't bother.

A friend of mine got one of those,now he has aids or some sh1t.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Depends on the amount of bumming it has taken..

The Sidewards Man

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Depends on the amount of bumming it's taken..

It may not be exposed to anal.

Atlantic Dawn

Half the life of an orginary folks one, twill be grand. Shure ordinary folk sleep every night on theres, a hotel bed wouldn't even have 100% occupancy.

Have you ever seen the mattresses in Trabolgan? Those have had a long hard life.

annmc882

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

One year I would say, depending on hotel/clients like a turbo on a rally car it will have a short life.

i dread to think... I will never want to venture away if I think to much!!! *shiver*

B.A._Baracus

Top tip when it comes to hotels: Never drink out of the kettle. Trust me.

hurlsey

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Top tip when it comes to hotels: Never drink out of the kettle. Trust me.

I am nearly afraid to ask..... But eeeeem why not?

B.A._Baracus

hurlsey wrote: »

I am nearly afraid to ask..... But eeeeem why not?

Various articles about pubic hairs being found around or inside kettles of hotel rooms. It's disgusting I know.

FizzleSticks

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freshpopcorn

I studied Hospitality Management amd worked in hotels from I remember mattresses would only be replaced when they were needed to be or if the rooms were being revamped. Generally a good quality mattresses would be bought and mattress protectors are nearly always used.
I know somebody who works with a pest control company and they say that the amount of bed bugs in hotel rooms in unreal and he said the hotels generally keep the mattress whilst people who get them at home generally throw them out.

force eleven

The average hotel mattress has had at least one death on it.

hurlsey

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Various articles about pubic hairs being found around or inside kettles of hotel rooms. It's disgusting I know.

Well.... There goes the fookin tea and coffee the next time away....

freshpopcorn

Regarding the whole kettle thing. I'd advice anybody not use the glasses or mugs in a room.

The Raptor

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Various articles about pubic hairs being found around or inside kettles of hotel rooms. It's disgusting I know.

What did i just read here?

Do i now have to bring my own kettle for a cup of tea?

The Raptor

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Regarding the whole kettle thing. I'd advice anybody not use the glasses or mugs in a room.

And bring my own cup as well.

Flippyfloppy

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Various articles about pubic hairs being found around or inside kettles of hotel rooms. It's disgusting I know.

Any reason kettles in particular are such a pube hot spot? Kettles: what kind of a life must they lead!

Chain Smoker

Sure a kettle, the heat it can get to and all, whatever bad there might be on those pubic hairs would be boiled right out of them, perfectly safe to swallow I'd say..

The Raptor

Chain Smoker wrote: »

Sure a kettle, the heat it can get to and all, whatever bad there might be on those pubic hairs would be boiled right out of them, perfectly safe to swallow I'd say..

Other people's pubic hairs are safe to swallow?

It's not safe, it's gross.

ToddyDoody

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

One year I would say, depending on hotel/clients like a turbo on a rally car it will have a short life.

Now THIS is a classy thread.

I'd put it in the same league as "how often do you go to the toilet / spend a penny".

Or as classy as whatshername on sky news asking the wife of a murderer if he'd still have done it if their sex life had been better.

gucci

Chain Smoker wrote: »

Sure a kettle, the heat it can get to and all, whatever bad there might be on those pubic hairs would be boiled right out of them, perfectly safe to swallow I'd say..

Sure the tea bags are practically full of pubes, what do you think gives the tea it's rich colour?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Reminds me of the time I went into the local chipper.
The filthy mare behind the counter asked me if I wanted salt and vinegar,to which I replied "Yeah,loads of it please".

To my horror there was a pube sticking out of the top of the vinegar bottle as she shook it vigourously over my fries.

Starving and all as I was,they went straight in the bin.

The dirty fcukin cnut.

applehunter

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Reminds me of the time I went into the local chipper.
The filthy mare behind the counter asked me if I wanted salt and vinegar,to which I replied "Yeah,loads of it please".

To my horror there was a pube sticking out of the top of the vinegar bottle as she shook it vigourously over my fries.

Starving and all as I was,they went straight in the bin.

The dirty fcukin cnut.

Kevwoody

I work away from home and stay in the same 3 or 4 hotels all the time. Never bothered bringing my own shampoo and conditioner, until last week.
So there I am with the shampoo washed out, and reach on the miniature conditioner bottle. Now these things are a real pain to open usually, but the top just popped right off this one. Great I thought, things are finally going right in my life. So I lathered it on, and it kinda smelled funny and had a slightly different texture. Thought nothing of it till I was telling the lads at breakfast the following morning. Ha says one of them, some fecker probably jizzed into the bottle, I done that on holidays one time!
Well suffice to say, the rest of the breakfast went in the bin, and haven't used conditioner since

AnonoBoy

Kevwoody wrote: »

Ha says one of them, some fecker probably jizzed into the bottle, I done that on holidays one time!
Well suffice to say, the rest of the breakfast went in the bin, and haven't used conditioner since

Why? Was there mayonnaise on it? :eek:

Kevwoody

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Why? Was there mayonnaise on it? :eek:

Ah jaysus don't add Mayo to the list of things that makes me puke!

AnonoBoy

Kevwoody wrote: »

Ah jaysus don't add Mayo to the list of things that makes me puke!

"Special Sauce" :pac:

wakka12

The Raptor wrote: »

Other people's pubic hairs are safe to swallow?

It's not safe, it's gross.

What you don't know wont hurt you.
You should see some of the disgusting things people working in restaurants and cafes do and you wouldnt think twice when your nice looking food comes.
Cutlery washed with cold water, just to take visible dirt away.
Tables washed with disgusting old clothes that are used to clean everything and anything dirty in the resturant..

ToddyDoody

The Time I Went into the Local Chipper.

A poem, by Sir Osis in Liver.

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

The filthy mare behind the counter asked me if I wanted salt and vinegar,to which I replied "Yeah,loads of it please".

To my horror there was a pube sticking out of the top of the vinegar bottle as she shook it vigourously over my fries.

Starving and all as I was,they went straight in the bin.

The dirty fcukin cnut.

bnt

Don't you people look at things before you use them? I rinse the hotel kettle out before I use it, no pubes there, and that's before I boil the water. I examine the mug first - I can only recall one occasion I felt I had to wash it myself first. Trace amounts of "biologicals" aren't going to hurt you. It's a wonder anyone in "Generation Snowflake" ever goes anywhere or does anything. I do carry my own shower gel, though - mostly so I know I have stuff that works.

B.A._Baracus

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Various articles about pubic hairs being found around or inside kettles of hotel rooms. It's disgusting I know.

Sure most people, at some time in their lives, probably went back to a hotel room with a stranger. Maybe they even got a pube between their teeth. It's just a different way of approach.

It's a bit like this scenario. Imagine I walked up to you , a stranger, at brunch and said, "here's a small vial of a stranger's semen. Please drink it"

I'd be thrown out, lickety split.

Yet on any given night, young women and men are attaching their mouths to the private parts of strangers, and none of us think there's anything strange about it. People ingest bodily fluids from strangers like saliva, or mucus, or even semen, and it's considered normal behaviour.

Sorry for the tangent, but we are odd creatures, when you think about it.

Mint Sauce

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Sure most people, at some time in their lives, probably went back to a hotel room with a stranger. Maybe they even got a pube between their teeth. It's just a different way of approach.

It's a bit like this scenario. Imagine I walked up to you , a stranger, at brunch and said, "here's a small vial of a stranger's semen. Please drink it"

I'd be thrown out, lickety split.

Yet on any given night, young women and men are attaching their mouths to the private parts of strangers, and none of us think there's anything strange about it. People ingest bodily fluids from strangers like saliva, or mucus, or even semen, and it's considered normal behaviour.

Sorry for the tangent, but we are odd creatures, when you think about it.

Yeah, but that's all done voluntary!

darkpagandeath

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The Raptor

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Sure most people, at some time in their lives, probably went back to a hotel room with a stranger. Maybe they even got a pube between their teeth. It's just a different way of approach.

It's a bit like this scenario. Imagine I walked up to you , a stranger, at brunch and said, "here's a small vial of a stranger's semen. Please drink it"

I'd be thrown out, lickety split.

Yet on any given night, young women and men are attaching their mouths to the private parts of strangers, and none of us think there's anything strange about it. People ingest bodily fluids from strangers like saliva, or mucus, or even semen, and it's considered normal behaviour.

Sorry for the tangent, but we are odd creatures, when you think about it.

You have to wonder how pubes end up in/on the kettle? Maybe they stick their knob into a kettle?

Just because strangers go off with each other, it doesn't make it OK to leave pubes on the kettle. If they can leave pubes in the kettle, what if they don't use a cup in the hotel room and wipe their knob all over the cups as well.

It's not OK. It's sick even thinking of it.

Chain Smoker

The Raptor wrote: »

You have to wonder how pubes end up in/on the kettle? Maybe they stick their knob into a kettle?

Just because strangers go off with each other, it doesn't make it OK to leave pubes on the kettle. If they can leave pubes in the kettle, what if they don't use a cup in the hotel room and wipe their knob all over the cups as well.

It's not OK. It's sick even thinking of it.

Making a cup of tea after a solitary **** where one or two stuck to their hand. That would be my guess.

makingmecrazy

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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I hate to add to your misery so dont even think about the pillows....

freshpopcorn

bnt wrote: »

Don't you people look at things before you use them? I rinse the hotel kettle out before I use it, no pubes there, and that's before I boil the water. I examine the mug first - I can only recall one occasion I felt I had to wash it myself first. Trace amounts of "biologicals" aren't going to hurt you. It's a wonder anyone in "Generation Snowflake" ever goes anywhere or does anything. I do carry my own shower gel, though - mostly so I know I have stuff that works.

You do know the issue with using the mugs/glasses is that the cleaning assistant can use the same cloth to wipe down toilets, floors, showers and surfaces.

flutered

The Raptor wrote: »

Other people's pubic hairs are safe to swallow?

It's not safe, it's gross.

we have become too used to the waxed model in recent years, back in the day the hotel blow drier had to be used to find the base of the nest

Temptamperu

Since watching Hotel Hell with Gordan Ramsey, I now bring a sleeping bag to hotels when staying over.

flutered

one night in a hotel bar in the sunny south east, i got talking to a lass, she invited herself to my room, neither of us had any condoms, i asked the duty manager could he arrange for a couple, after a little warm up action i returned to the lobby expecting to get what i ordered, he had three prossies lined up, it seemed it was the only way to get a condom after midnight, hire a prossie and the condom was free, anyways i went back up and let nature take its course, all ended up well

poa

This thread reminds me of an article my father read to me from the Sunday Times once.
Someone tested the seat fabric on a London Underground tube train.
They found traces of over 100 different substances including, blood, sweat, urine, faeces, semen, alcohol, etc.
I would think a hotel mattress would be similar.

B.A._Baracus

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Sure most people, at some time in their lives, probably went back to a hotel room with a stranger. Maybe they even got a pube between their teeth. It's just a different way of approach.

It's a bit like this scenario. Imagine I walked up to you , a stranger, at brunch and said, "here's a small vial of a stranger's semen. Please drink it"

I'd be thrown out, lickety split.

Yet on any given night, young women and men are attaching their mouths to the private parts of strangers, and none of us think there's anything strange about it. People ingest bodily fluids from strangers like saliva, or mucus, or even semen, and it's considered normal behaviour.

Sorry for the tangent, but we are odd creatures, when you think about it.

You make an absolute excellent point
However context is a big difference because going down on someone you are intimate with and then finding a pubic hair stuck between your teeth isn't quite the same as having some random strangers pubic hair in your mouth (or seen in a kettle you intend to drink from!) etc :pac: