Roleplaying...

superconor · 22-05-2003 8:47pm #1

so whos up for some rollplaying? to get the ball rolling, lets pick characters?
/me chooses Archancellor Mustrum Ridcully, Archancellor of the Unseen University.

Nevyn · 22-05-2003 10:26pm

me meme i wanna play

Mrs gytha ogg Widdow

or failing that Mrs Cake

Thanx 4 The Fish · 23-05-2003 8:39am

/me The Patrician

MrGump · 23-05-2003 9:11am

This is so nerdy!! but i love it

i dont think i'm worthy to be DEATH but perhaps i could be the Death of rats or Lu-Tze, i liked him.

Mr gumps audition for the role of the death of rats : SQUEAK

Did I get it???:)

Thanx 4 The Fish · 23-05-2003 9:22am

I think that was a suitable audition, when do you think you could start ??

MrGump · 23-05-2003 9:28am

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

MrGump · 23-05-2003 9:30am

Translation: IMMEDIATELY

Sarky · 23-05-2003 10:38am

Just call me Mr. Glimpeetwiddle. Or the Bursar. It's all good. Hello, mister post, a frogget of your finest nails, please!

lamda · 23-05-2003 10:44pm

I shall be Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler if you please!!:D

MrGump · 23-05-2003 11:37pm

SQUEAK

MrGump · 23-05-2003 11:42pm

Translation: WELCOME CUT ME OWN THROAT DIBBLER

Mrgump: I feel my translations arent working for my character, perhaps a yes/no technique is in order.

One squeak- Yes
Two squeaks -No

I will of course be able to speak with certain characters, the likes of DEATH, Susan, and certain birds.

Dredz · 24-05-2003 2:33pm

This thread isn't an exucse to double-post, tbh.

MrGump · 24-05-2003 3:06pm

**** **** SQUEAK **** ****

Mr Gump: Thats why i came up with the yes/no responces from the death of rats. By the way, why do u care?

Sarky · 24-05-2003 4:59pm

I have new spam.

lamda · 24-05-2003 5:50pm

Can I interest anyone in a very special sausage in a bun? Guarenteed no rat? One hundred percent organic? All pork shaved before mixing?

Sarky · 24-05-2003 5:57pm

horrible green spam.

MrGump · 24-05-2003 6:07pm

SQUEAK?

superconor · 24-05-2003 10:23pm

yes bursar, try to keep up.

where is the dean, chair, wrangler and mr stibbons?
<can all be one person tbh>
^---real world sayings shood be inseide these < >
lets keep this thread going!

Sarky · 25-05-2003 2:37pm

/me smiles vaguely.

Good so be would you if, feet lobster of twig a sir good!

Dar · 25-05-2003 2:44pm

I'll be fred colon so - If anyone wants me I'll be making sure noone steals the opera house

Sarky · 26-05-2003 7:40pm

Whoops, there goes the trifle!

AL][EN · 01-08-2003 12:58pm

ooo ooo im so being cohen then!!

/me cohen the barbarian!!

Sarky · 01-08-2003 3:37pm

Hahaha! Wibble!

AL][EN · 01-08-2003 6:47pm

> Glares at the dean through a squinted eye. "you alright sonny you seem to like triffel an awful lot"

bozzie · 02-08-2003 9:33am

can i be ponder stibbons pls

jongore · 09-08-2003 8:42pm

I'm afraid Mr Dibbler that selling those alleged sausages is in violation of The Conspiracy to Commit Felonies Act of 1678, paragraph XII section VI (b). I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the watch house.

Officer Captain Carrot at your service.

s10 · 12-08-2003 5:03pm

derfore i dont hav to change my dublin accent
or do spell chequer on dis der board.

........... loads peacemaker & points it @ dibbler
(cant salut while holding peacemaker)

ozt9vdujny3srf · 12-08-2003 5:23pm

FOul'ole'Ron tbh

Sarky · 12-08-2003 10:48pm

AAAaah! Undead! Undead!

AL][EN · 13-08-2003 3:59pm

Nuthin undead about em. you chop em up in little bits wit a big axe or a sword and they stay dead!!!

/me smiles and lights up the room with jewled teeth!

Thanx 4 The Fish · 13-08-2003 4:14pm

Am surprised that nobody has decided on Leonard De Quirm yet...

Sarky · 13-08-2003 4:17pm

Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
Am surprised that nobody has decided on Leonard De Quirm yet...

Being that absent minded takes an awful lot of effort on the part of a normal person...

EdBanger · 13-08-2003 6:20pm

Terribly Sorry I'm late was designing a tripple reciplocating Baliska

(Me is Leonard De Quirm )

jongore · 19-08-2003 11:47am

I'm afraid that if there isn't a bit more action here I'm going to have to charge this entire community with loitering without intent as per The Attitude Adjustment Act of 1624.

The current fine is 3 posts or 1 minute with Detritus and his piecemaker.

Captain Carrot:mad:

EdBanger · 19-08-2003 6:36pm

Thats a marvolous Device your large friend has there,
A customised Seige bow if I'm not misstaken, pre century of the fruit bat and everything.

I like what he's done with the projectiles, althoug I assume he had to get someone to help him with the knots, now if a Slide grip were to be mounted on the under side of the Shaft with suitible sprockets then...............*Starts to scribble on some partchements with a stub of charchole*

AL][EN · 24-08-2003 9:45am

i think i'll nick it

Sarky · 24-08-2003 1:01pm

/me stares at Carrot's Protective, then gets distracted by an imaginary talking waffle.

Raphael · 24-08-2003 5:01pm

WHUT!!!!!!!

(mad hamish be i!)

AL][EN · 14-09-2003 9:31pm

actually im changing my mind dont want to be cohen (im not old enough)

im gonna be Detritus instead (he's better charachter anyway)

Sarky · 15-09-2003 12:11pm

Wub wib wub wob.

jongore · 15-09-2003 12:54pm

Originally posted by AL][EN
actually im changing my mind dont want to be cohen (im not old enough)

im gonna be Detritus instead (he's better charachter anyway)

Changing you mind? Please ensure that you have the required permits countersigned by Lord Vetenari.

Changing your mind without permission is against Revision VII(b) of The Attitude Adjustment Act of 1624.

Once you have produced said documentaion you may wish to talk to Lance Constable Igor who would be quite happy to change your mind free of charge.;)

Captain Carrot:D

AL][EN · 15-09-2003 10:09pm

Damn S10 beat me 2 it!! i'll have to stick with being cohen then for the time being!

Sarky · 16-09-2003 1:38pm

/me dances merrily while balancing the University account books.

Havelock · 16-09-2003 2:23pm

I find an imposter lurking in this place. Capt. Carrot would you be kind enought to apprehend that fraud. *Points a T4ATF*

Right, now I'll deal with him momentarily, but first, I will ask for the Heads of all the Guilds. Oh excuse me I meant to say leaders of all the guilds. Ahem. Where is Vimes, "that man is the most unrelable thing that I rely on", and have the Wizards and High Priests been kept waiting 15 minutes excellent, they should just be at each others troats by now.

AL][EN · 16-09-2003 8:32pm

*I'll be vimes then since i cant play cohen very well*

*BLING BLING* "this is your friendly dis-orginazer reminding you of your meeting with The Patrician15 mins ago"

/me:

"oh bugga"

"carrott your in charge until i get back i forgot all about my meeting"

knocks on The Patrician door "sorry im late sir had some papers to fill out we had a little bit of trouble down in the shades this morning, seems a dwarf that just arrived in from uberwald tried attacking Detritus while he was on patrol"

jongore · 17-09-2003 8:29am

Sir! (Carrot Salutes)
I will launch an immedite investigation into this accusation of someone impersonating Lord Vetenari! (Salutes again)

Havelock · 18-09-2003 9:19am

*Slowly raises eyebrow* "Accusation? Captain."
"Hum"

Ah Vimes, you decide to finally grace us with your presence. This Dwarf, any thing left of him? Another case of Sucide by Guard?
Yes, I'm sure Detritus is trying. Anyway Commander, I'm sure you know you are attending the official repection here tonight at 8 o'clock. I'll let Lady Sybill will fill you in on everything. I was just checking that you where happy with the secuirty for our vistors?

jongore · 18-09-2003 3:01pm

Sir! (Salutes again) Due process sir!

I have to ensure that you are you and that the you that you say is not you is not you! If it appears that the you that you say is not you is you then that would mean that you are not you and than I shall have to arrest you!

Havelock · 19-09-2003 12:15am

Captain Carrot, it is quite evident I am me, because that me, is drunk. If I were that me I would not be drunk, or quietly wimpering in the corner like that me is doing. Now I understand that I am not above the law, so proceed with your investigations Captain, as law and order go so hand in hand. Though I am sure if you check that me, you will find he is wearing a false nose.

Mutant_Fruit · 19-09-2003 11:18pm

i'll be barney gumble!

oh wait, wrong show... erm... I'll be ehh... erm... Rincewand isn;t it? or even better, luggage

AL][EN · 24-09-2003 7:48pm

Originally posted by Havelock
Captain Carrot, it is quite evident I am me, because that me, is drunk. If I were that me I would not be drunk, or quietly wimpering in the corner like that me is doing. Now I understand that I am not above the law, so proceed with your investigations Captain, as law and order go so hand in hand. Though I am sure if you check that me, you will find he is wearing a false nose.

Right away sir i'll find the imposter/mime and throw him in the scorpion pit when we find him!

and eerrgghh there isnt much left of the dwarf sir well any of the important bits anyway

and siir i have my best erm *pauses for a moment* guardsmen on the job sir security is all taken care of sir, corp downspout is taking watch on the rooftops with i will have captian carrot with me inside where the guests are and i'll station Detritus and Angua
outside on the grounds and sergant colon and nobby nobbs on the case sir at the rear door in case anything should happen at the servants entrance,

Dont worry sir im sure nothing will get through....this time.

i'll just drop back to the yard then to finish off some paperwork sir and then i'll pop back to sybill's and get changed ok....carrot your with me lets go.... nice seeing you again your lordship.

*BOLTS out the door*

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