Favoured Euphemisms

gogo

Originally posted by ballooba

Taking a ****e :: Releasing a chocolate hostage, Dropping the Cosbies off at the pool. [/B]

oh good god!!:D
also

BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

very good,very good.


gogo

woosaysdan

masterbating - palm and her five sisters!!!
small tits - jelly tots on a mantle-peice!!!
queers - **** stabbers, swinging for the other side, **** etc....
getting a handjob off ur girlfriend - using the hands free kit!!!

ArwenEvenstar

Hands free kit!!! lmao!!

Small tits - 2 aspirins on an ironing board
*the eternal* MILF (thanks to american pie) - Mom I'd Liketa F**k
Having a period - Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

The Sweeper

Wait a minute = "Stall the digger!"

It's a considerable distance = "It's a three day camel ride"

She was overweight = "She'd an arse like a bursted couch"

I was given out to = "I got roared at like a tinker's dog"

She gave him a blowjob = "Cream of sumyungguy was on the menu"

Superflous to requirements = "Like a spare dick at a **** party"

I know there are lots more of these, but I'm trying to be honest and only use the ones I use in common conversation.

(Yeah, very common conversation...)