Southside or Northside?

KdjaCL

"Croke Park (Gaelic Football) vs Lansdowne Road (Rugby and Soccer)?

Gaelic football anyday! "

Yah make us Southsiders so proud with the amount of bitching you do about the stadium.!!!!!

Did those people not realise there was a stadium next door when they moved in ....


Kdja

CuLT

All us south siders like rugby, we dont mix with your type of filthy dirty ruffians prae

*throws head back in a mocking laugh, after sipping from glass of fine champagne*

Wan teh Dubs.

imp

Yep I'm also from D16.

Whitecliff, Rathfarnham to be exact.

And I damn well wish I did get a new computer for Christmas...

}:>

Winters

Originally posted by Cultellus
All us south siders like rugby, we dont mix with your type of filthy dirty ruffians prae

Rugby is a holigans game palyed by gentlemen,
Soccer is a gentlemans sport played by hooligans,
Gaa is ________ sport played by ________ .

Print off and fill in the blanks

Clover

d15 here , that makes 6 or 7 so far.

STaN

d.15 is grand well allot of it, it gets dodgy left and north of the blanch shopping center though (clonsilla and all that is cool though)

FireDragon

from D13 r is it D17
anyway i between them
I from Clare Hall
Beside do any1 of u guys and ladies know why u all think like there Northsider and Southsider also where it all started from
I know
In my opinion Dublin is Dublin

richindub2

Originally posted by NekkidBibleMan
I'm D15 myself. Its scum-central, but at least we don't have people like richindub2

oi, dont be slagging me when im not in the country. its unfair

Im down the road from amp, Blackrock.

Aspro

Originally posted by kaids
D14 - in between Goatstown and scanger central, Dundrum.

Dundrum skanger here. What up biaaaaatchhhhh!!
Come into The Eagle and say that ye Goatstown muppet!!

As for the Northside/Southside bólllocks.........:rolleyes:

Originally posted by FireDragon
Beside do any1 of u guys and ladies know why u all think like there Northsider and Southsider also where it all started from... In my opinion Dublin is Dublin

Hear Hear. Except for the east coast with all the Ruairi Quinns and Bonos.

Makaveli

Dundrum, such a nice place they knocked it down.

I like the Ladbrokes on the corner of the crossroads, I seem to win 2 out of every 3 races when I bet in there.

Kurdt

d 13 here. that makes 3 of us...

weirfield beside kewlock and donnaghmadforit...lovely area though i dont fit in too well...all the other kids play with the gardai but they never ask me to join in...

Dr. Loon

I was D13 - Bayside. Now I'm in Killester which I think is D5.

Man U babe

Firhouse, D24. Hmmmmmmmm.............

roxy

NORTHSIDE LEAVING CERT MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY
SCHOOLS IN THE NORTH SIDE OF
DUBLIN:

*******************************************

NAME _________________________

NICK-NAME ____________________

GANG NAME ____________________

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1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8
ball to Vinno for 300
quid and 90 grammes to Tomo for 90 quid a gram.
What is the street value of the rest of his hold?

2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 quid a
royde, how many roydes
per day must each brasser perform to support Vinno's
500 quid a day crack
habit?

3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought
for 7,000 quid,to make
a 20% profit. How many grammes of strychnine will he
need?

4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got 350
grand for the hit. If his
common law wife spends 33,100 per month, how much
money will be left when he
gets out?
Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy
get for killing the
slapper that spent his money?

5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square
meters and the average
letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be
sprayed with eight fluid
ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates
away at a speed of 35mph,
Eamo loads his brothers armalite. If it takes Eamo 20
seconds to load the
gun, how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets
whacked?


SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY
SCHOOLS IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF
DUBLIN:

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NAME_______________________________________

________________________________________________________________

(if longer, please continue on separate sheet)

SCHOOL_____________________________

DADDY'S COMPANY___________________

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1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x
amount of damage and
killing three people. The old man asks his local TD
to intervene in the
court system, then forges his insurance claim and
receives a payment of y.
The difference between x and y is three times the
life insurance settlement
for the three dead people. What kind of car is Julian
driving now?

2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute
generic and own-brand
products for the designer goods favoured by her
employer. In the course of a
month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji
and Chloe doesn't even
notice the difference. Is she thick or what?

3. Roly fancies the arse off a certain number of
tarts, but he only has
enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If
he has 14 Rohypnol, how
is he ever going to shag the other two-thirds?

4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week
she can fit a size 8
Versace. If she only throws up three times a day for
two weeks, she has to
make do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbano. How much
does liposuction cost?

5. Alexander is unsure about his sexuality. Three
days a week he fancies
women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and
vacuum cleaners. However
he only has access to the Hoover every third week.
When does his Sunday
Independent column start?

b20uvkft6m5xwg

This thread is starting to exhibit every worn cliche and stereotype usually flaunted on this issue.

Southside or Northside is a geographical classification
and NOT a Socio-Economic one:rolleyes:

Respond Accordingly^^

Nevyn

D15 looks like it could be a stand of between D15 and D16


the northside south side thing started when the corpo built houses in cabra , finglas and ballymun and moved the population of shireff street out into them.

Funny enough the towers in ballymun where first built as luxuary aparments and sold as such for several years .

But as my Mother often said "it isn't where you live but How "

Pepe LeFrits

Originally posted by Aspro
Dundrum skanger here. What up biaaaaatchhhhh!!
Come into The Eagle and say that ye Goatstown muppet!!

Actually, i consider myself to be in dundrum. My road connects to both.

ps. yore ma

Gavin

Dublin 1, but sure i'm loike a cultey riginally ya know.

Gav

Chaos-Engine

South Central

Goatstown, D14

Goatstown= "Auld ppl waiting to die and culchies waiting to rent out their houses once the auld ones die..."

Kaids as the man said its stillorgan thats the problem...

LizardKing

Theres just as much knackers on the SouthSide as there are on NorthSide, Unfortunately us NorthSiders take most of the rap...

however we still have the best / biggest stadium in Ireland , u gotta admit Croker is kickin....

Elmo

I am from Portmarnic. (The real dublin, man, YaKnowWatImean)

Of course if we meet another northsider on the street who is from out side Portmaaarnic we don't talk to them because they are knackers. and when we meet southsiders we say "Wat Da **** you lookin' at". If we meet a culshie we say "Yeah me mam/dad is a culshie" and walk off. We're a bit weird in Portmarnock.


Joke

What is the definition of a dublin person with an Inferiority Complex?

They keep thinking everyone is their equal.

jd

I live in Bayside/Sutton.
My mother was born North Circular-moved to Glasnevin (Washerwomans Hill) when she was young...
I moved to Dublin for College (about half my lifetime ago :eek: )..

Turner

d16, top of grange rd next to marley park...
no scumbags just loads of old people.

CuLT

D16 extends quite far by all accounts.

Im in the knocklyon end. Scumbags? We have been importing them from tallaght over the past few years...

Its quite disappointing, i used to be able to walk around alone at night. Now I'd probably be stabbed with a needle or a pokey :P

Mutz

Originally posted by Cultellus
D16 extends quite far by all accounts.

Im in the knocklyon end. Scumbags? We have been importing them from tallaght over the past few years...

Its quite disappointing, i used to be able to walk around alone at night. Now I'd probably be stabbed with a needle or a pokey :P

The New Part of Knocklyon I Suppose is at the Ballycullen Road and I think It Goes as far as Rathfarnham Village.

Knocklyon is a grand area. Its only the little gits who's parents have shít loads of money who are the scumbags. You know who I Speak of.... Baseball Cap, Bet onto them Levis etc...

As for the Northside, Its Grand aswell. a Good Few of my m8's Live over there, Artane, Coolock, Raheny and I Have never had any Problems at all.

Mystic Fibrosis

D6. Rathgar.

*braces himself for the inevitable torrent of abuse*

Lenny

Dublin 24, Tallaght

oneweb

...duublin fifteinor or dee fifteenir (d15) depending on where i am/how i sound (apparently)
Always lived north Dublin.

BTW, those "nartsoide" jokes are good

Sure there's millions of us all over the gaff here!

# snobs to the left of me,
scangers to the right...
here I am... #

Anyone remember those Shockwave movies that were on dol.ie for a while, the ones contrasting the Northside/Southside thing? They were a good laff!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Dublin 13... Clare Hall... weird place...

Malahide down the road, Donaghmede behind us and Darndale down the other end of the road... and the M50 in the front... 'tis great craic.

CuLT

http://student.dcu.ie/~conlann3/skangers/skangers.swf

^ TBH ^