Jessica Herbert 05'

PearofAnguish · 05-10-2005 3:51pm #1

International History 2005
...Looks short don't it?
Fully aware I'm joining in very late in the game. I'm currently in class and can't really jump into any ongoing discussions/arguments/philosophical ramblings, so I thought I'd at least introduce myself to have at least one post for my name.
Unless you already knew me you won't know me, but in the West(block) they call me 'Elephant Torture'...

LordCran · 06-10-2005 9:12pm

Well, I already know you. Yes, I believe so...
Look at my thread for the way to make a ridiculously long introduction out of... not much at all, really. And you told me you hadn't posted anything! I think, my brain wasn't really functioning properly last night. If it ever does...

PearofAnguish · 07-10-2005 1:25pm

Maybe it does when no one's looking? I'm sure I said I did. For 'sure' read 'not unconvinced'... I will indeed look at your thread, properly this time and everything.

Desmoulins · 08-10-2005 9:43am

Yay! Jessica is here! I rarely do post here, but will make the exception for you because you are great, and know much about torture...and didn't seem too perplexed by having to sit with me in the library, and learn about mimes, the Marquis de Sade, and male dancers. For which I applaud you, muchly

PearofAnguish · 10-10-2005 2:25pm

Awh shucks, anyone would've done the same. If you put it all together it made perfect sense. I listened with disbelief to deSade's arguments that...one of his more-renowned hobbies was actually good for you But when I saw the pictures of some of those boys it started to fit into place...
I thank you for furthering my education.

LordCran · 10-10-2005 5:47pm

I won't enquire further. I have no wish to know more.
Still posting during class Jessi? Tut tut.

LordCran · 10-10-2005 6:02pm

Desmoulins wrote:

Yay! Jessica is here! I rarely do post here, but will make the exception for you because you are great, and know much about torture...and didn't seem too perplexed by having to sit with me in the library, and learn about mimes, the Marquis de Sade, and male dancers. For which I applaud you, muchly

Hey......... you never came to post in my thread! So Jessi and Daithí are better than me now, are they? Well, Jessi maybe...

PearofAnguish · 11-10-2005 9:19am

Who am I to disagree..? I'm sure she was just attending to important matters of state..

LordCran · 13-10-2005 6:07pm

I'm more important than matters of state! In the same way that you're more important than Lost. Hey, I can't think of anything to post that I'd like to say in public, but I want to further your thread.

LordCran · 18-10-2005 9:29pm

I've said this already in my thread, but it deserves to be said:
JESSI'S IN GERMANY, AND I'M LONELY, AND FRIGHTENED, AND WOLVES ATE MY PILLS.
OK, maybe not the wolves part, my pills are in fact fine. But I am lonely, as my love is in Deutschland. Sympathy would be nice.

Desmoulins · 19-10-2005 5:11pm

Ooo! Have fun in Germany- when d'you get back? And I do feel sympathy, just about, for Ciaran. Thats very sad, but I'd been led to believe there were wolves, and now it just seems like an anti-climax. So sorry, but no cake

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 19-10-2005 5:17pm

*shows sympathy for Ciarán* *gives cake that Tara didn't give**hugs*

LordCran · 22-10-2005 3:38pm

Yay! I get cake! And a BLT in about an hour! It doesn't get much better than this...
Well, obviously, it would be better if Jessi was here, but anyway...
Tara, there can be wolves if you want there to be. She's back on Thursday the 27th, which seems a mile away. I'm so lonely...
EDIT: Just remembered I still have Bob Dylan, who I'm listening to at the moment, so it's not all bad.

PearofAnguish · 29-10-2005 10:48am

Well gee, you guys are sweet. Yes, I did it again Tara, I'm sorry, I'l try and stop calling you sweet... I almost want to pretend I'm not still not back, people don't miss me when I'm here. I was indeed back on Thursday, where do you get your information Ciarán? And sorry you were lonely, but so was I, and now you're going to France for the mid-term, so we're even. Miserable, but even.

LordCran · 29-10-2005 6:56pm

Well, I got that one from you, if you recall. But for other things, I have a squadron of flying monkeys. They tell me all. I'm currently working on a way to understand what they're saying.

Desmoulins · 29-10-2005 9:03pm

LordCran wrote:

Well, I got that one from you, if you recall. But for other things, I have a squadron of flying monkeys. They tell me all. I'm currently working on a way to understand what they're saying.

*laughs* Oh dear...unless, of course, you're lying again. Like with the wolves...and Jessi- I'll tolerate you calling me sweet, since you did offer to elope earlier. But still- have you any idea what its doing to my image? I'm glad you're back- so you can come to el reunion and all.:D

PearofAnguish · 04-11-2005 2:42pm

How could he be lying? Look at that face...
And I offered, Tara, but you just laughed, thus breaking my foolish little heart. So I take it back, I take it all back...
So yeah, see you Saturday!

Which reminds me of a reason someone else mightn't be the happiest with you...

smiley_knees · 06-11-2005 3:02am

Hello!
I know you not but I've posted on nearly every other thread here, so I thought why not!!!
Be cool, stay in school!
-G

Desmoulins · 06-11-2005 2:53pm

smiley_knees wrote:

Hello!
I know you not but I've posted on nearly every other thread here, so I thought why not!!!
Be cool, stay in school!
-G

God, G, that was pathetic! I mean really...And yes, I'm still highly apologetic about Friday and all, but oh well?

Oh, and where did you and Steve disappear off to? I never did say fare thee well...:)

PearofAnguish · 06-11-2005 6:16pm

We disappeared? Last I remember was you and Silky and quite possibly 'G' crossing the road and I assumed you were going home in bulk. I ended up having an unnaturally large amount of time to kill and he bought me chips. You trained him well with your limited attention. Forget about Friday, that's in the past

smiley_knees · 06-11-2005 11:21pm

If you seen them with a red-headed scantily clad girl, then yes, that was G...

PearofAnguish · 07-11-2005 3:11pm

Oh I know what you look like dear, you're rather memorable...

smiley_knees · 07-11-2005 8:34pm

Lol! Was it the plastic baby? I did have that for some time:D

PearofAnguish · 08-11-2005 1:09pm

Nine months one should hope.. Yes that was part of it.

LordCran · 08-11-2005 5:44pm

And the fact that she occupied my attention, which of course should have been focused on you. You're just about equal to me in terms of posts now, good work.

PearofAnguish · 11-11-2005 1:43pm

I understand not, considering you were in France at the time. Is this mental attention you're refering to?

LordCran · 16-11-2005 3:18pm

Nope. On the 29th, remember? Or did Squee destroy your memory too?

PearofAnguish · 16-11-2005 8:02pm

Oh yes. I wasn't talking about that day, but it did also occur...
In your last sentence, is the stress on the 'your' or the 'too'?

LordCran · 20-11-2005 1:32pm

The "too". I actually have a really good memory. Since I'm extremely lazy, that's why I don well in exams. I've also learned to block out Squee, so she no longer affects me in any way.

Desmoulins · 20-11-2005 3:32pm

And then the weight of the victims body would drive the stake deeper as they were impaled slowly and their insides.....

You know she's made a lasting impact. Like Vlad to his victims she was, only mentally, and with more humour.

LordCran · 20-11-2005 3:50pm

For all you know, Vlad could have been hilarious.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 20-11-2005 6:41pm

"A funny thing happened to me on the way to thye field where I had 10,000 Ottomans impaled last week..."

PearofAnguish · 20-11-2005 8:36pm

With a little more work on your accent, I could almost believe you were he.

Desmoulins · 21-11-2005 11:37pm

Okay, I stand corrected- perhaps he was the life and sole of the party, but I just meant from the point of view of the victims...

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 22-11-2005 12:13am

"A funnee thingk hyappened to me on de vay to thee field vfere I hadt 10,000 Ottomans impal-ed last veek..."

Is that accent better?

LordCran · 23-11-2005 4:29pm

Desmoulins wrote:

Okay, I stand corrected- perhaps he was the life and sole of the party, but I just meant from the point of view of the victims...

Yes, it's well known that Vlad was both a fish and the underside of the foot. Bad Tara. Bad. I may have to start/stop calling you God now.
Very good Daithí. Very good. I never knew you could type an accent before.

Desmoulins · 24-11-2005 7:14pm

LordCran wrote:

Yes, it's well known that Vlad was both a fish and the underside of the foot. Bad Tara. Bad. I may have to start/stop calling you God now.
Very good Daithí. Very good. I never knew you could type an accent before.

Is there something wrong with what I said? I have to say, I find your policy of excluding fish from social functions highly discriminatory, if not downright unacceptable. I can see what your getting at with this- today, its fish, tomorrow, animals and birds, the day after- the world. Because that's clearly what this is- attempt at preventing the rest of us from having fun. Thats what you are- the stealer of joy, the thief of entertainment. And as your God, I simply say this- pedants are not rewarded for their contributions....

PearofAnguish · 27-11-2005 6:29pm

Heavy.
Tara, if we assume no one but you may be sarcastic, then you can read his reply as being in complete agreement with you. It's a stragegy I often employ.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 27-11-2005 7:42pm

But do you employ fish?

LordCran · 29-11-2005 5:37pm

As previously stated, I employ flying monkeys. But don't pay them. I have fish for underwater reconnaisance, and cats to kick.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 29-11-2005 5:52pm

For a start that was directed at Jessi and secondly I am going to have to cause you immense physical pain for even joking about kicking cats.

jono087 · 29-11-2005 10:10pm

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

For a start that was directed at Jessi and secondly I am going to have to cause you immense physical pain for even joking about kicking cats.

is punching allowed?

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 29-11-2005 10:53pm

No! No cruelty to cats whatsoever! *strokes Groucho*

LordCran · 30-11-2005 5:59pm

a) I knew exactly who you were talking to.
b) I love cats.
c) I also like cake.
d) Mmmmm....cake.

Love · 02-12-2005 6:10pm

I guess now would be a bad time to mention microwaves...

*runs*

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 02-12-2005 6:51pm

Yeah, you better run!:mad: Else Muffin shall get you!

Love · 02-12-2005 7:06pm

Muffin?

(Not if I get Muffin first!!)

:v: :cool:

PearofAnguish · 03-12-2005 7:44pm

Of course I employ fish, how else could I have got this nifty shell?
(That be my way of ignoring the cat thing, as I'm not particularly fond of them either ...You're gonna take back those hugs now aren't you?

)

smiley_knees · 03-12-2005 11:59pm

Love wrote:

Muffin?

So hungry... Got neither pie or cookies today... I'd kill for some muffin... Yay, I met Love today!!!
:v: *muffin*:v: *muffin*:v: *muffin*
(Pacman eatting muffin)

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 04-12-2005 12:15am

*Muffin eats Sophia and G*

Well, Jessi I think in this case you can keep the hugs. I'm in a generous mood so I won't revoke your right to Daithí hugs so long as you don't treat cats with cruelty. By the way *pokes you to see how poking affects people from Drogheda*

smiley_knees · 04-12-2005 10:43am

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

*Muffin eats Sophia and G*

They died as they would have wished... Being consumed whole by an over-sized baked good.

Jessica Herbert 05'

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