The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

Agent Smith

stargal wrote:

Rolling on the the floor, banging my fists off the carpet, unable to breathe with the laughter (ROFLBMFOTCUTBWTL for short).

Bravo europerson, bravo. I salute your fearless and imaginative brand of comedy.

your just upset over what he said about your badhair....

Troglodyte

Oh I'm just loving it all... especially this:

ApeXaviour wrote:

So what will it be, Mr. Matt Hargaden?

That was a genuine laugh out loud moment.

Stargal's reaction deserves an honourable second place....

Pet

Lolocaust. Where does poor bi.curious fit into all this now? Kicked to the kerb? Sliiice!

Kev, stargal, Dec, thanks for the laughs. I spat tea dangerously close to my computer.

europerson

<Desperately tries to close can of worms...>

John

Eurperson's ma and enda sitting in a tree...

Hmmm, no amount of humour can save this rhyme, the meter is destroyed!

Awayindahils

europerson wrote:

<Desperately tries to close can of worms...>

If only life worked like that...:D

But thankfully for us it dosn't. Priceless.

europerson

Now, all we have to do is wait for the man himself...

Agent Smith

tbh i'm surprised stargal hasnt huntted me down yet...

Stargal

Boys are stupid. They know nothing about girls hair. My hair is pretty. You are dumb. QED.

Or, alternatively...

J (H)<I
S

where J = Joe's Opinion, H = Subject of Hair, I = My complete indifference S= Satisfaction in shininess and manageability of hair

Agent Smith

i give that reaction a 7 out of ten...

Stargal

That's quite generous. It wasn't one of my better efforts.

w00tage: 900th post!

Agent Smith

i'm in a good mood....




/me hands stargal hairbrush and smiles...

Stargal

Wow you are in a good mood.

/accepts hairbrush along with implicit acknowledgment that my hair may not be as perfect as I made out

Agent Smith

lets just say things are finally starting to go my way......



/me snatches hairbrush back

Pet

Heh. Openoffice crashed, and when it went to send an error report, the error reporting thingy crashed too!

Who says that free doesn't mean reliable?

Nietzschean

Pet wrote:

Who says that free doesn't mean reliable?

everyone? if its any consilation the crash reporter crashing happens with the microsoft programs quite alot too

ApeXaviour

Goldsmith showers... awg aahhwg

8thor2nd?

Goldsmith showers wore nice, but Botany Bay's were far superior. Don't you feel there just isn't a place to put anything in there? I went to the 2euro shop on liffey street and bought this white yoke you stick all the shower gel, soap, shampoo and other showery stuff in. Great investment. Beds are very comfortable in GS too. I'm at home home now and can hardle sleep cos I've a bed like the himilyays which is also freezing.

ApeXaviour

8thor2nd? wrote:

Beds are very comfortable in GS too.

That they may for yourself I think they're way too soft. The bed I had in denmark didnt actually have a mattress. It was like 3cm thick of that yellow office couch foam on top of solid wood, so maybe I just got used to it. Considered sleeping on the floor last night actually. Hmmm...

8thor2nd?

Different strokes for different folks. I was very critical of the size of the beds on a different forum, I don't know why exactly, I think they're standard sized!

I like king sized beds, well, because, they make me feel like a king. And I can do that little scene from Borat when he's in the Hotel on the chair.

I think a bed is probably one of the things you should spend as much time, money and energy selecting. It's one of the places you're going to spend a huge amount of your time in. I'm going shopping for a new mattress tomorrow. Spare no expense.

Nietzschean

hrmm the showers in goldsmith, one of the best things about the place..... my morning shower could last well over an hour

Stargal

GMB showers ftw. They're ginormous and the water pressure is really strong.

Crash

*wants a better shower* - its the only thing that sucks about new square...

John

ApeXaviour wrote:

Goldsmith showers... awg aahhwg

I thought you wrote "Golden showers" at first!

Pet

John wrote:

I thought you wrote "Golden showers" at first!

Hehehe..it makes the onomatopoeia all the funnier!!

Halls showers are pretty good, shame about the stupid timed hot water though. Oh well, at least it's better than the non-functional contraption in Meath, or the Forbidden Shower in my grandmother's in Kerry..

europerson

Pet wrote:

the Forbidden Shower in my grandmother's in Kerry..

Ooh, mysterious capitalisation. Do explain!

John

Yeah, that sounds ominous, more details please!

*wants a better shower* - its the only thing that sucks about new square...

Oh yes the New Square lukewarm trickle of water......and then you get out into a freezing cold room. My hair is rotten now because the water pressure is so pathetic I can't actually rinse the shampoo out. I want my old Trinity Hall ensuite shower back!

Pet

It's a shower that would appear to work, but its use is forbidden by my grandmother, because it "wastes electricity" and "nobody needs to shower every day, sure once a week is enough". Sheesh, she may be 77, but still, Kerry people really need to learn about personal hygiene..

Troglodyte

Back in Dublin today, and god the connection is fast. Broadband ftw