The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

Crash

haha just realised that typo - "really want a proper reason to smoke" was a bit of a fruedian slip - meant "to quit"

ah things aint that bad - just having a bit of a ****ty weekend coupled with a ton of other crap.

John

Non-smokers have fuller and more attractive beards

ApeXaviour

TheGrinch_000 wrote:

ah things aint that bad - just having a bit of a ****ty weekend coupled with a ton of other crap.

Know the feeling. I cope with partial denial and alcohol

Nietzschean

(00:44:57) Dec: **** you man... I'll kick your ass. I'll have to tie you up and take some painkillers first tho

I think someone needs his weekly lithium dose....

[Edit](00:46:43) Dec: wamker...[/Edit]

Pet

I will not post anything about smoking, because after living with smokers for a year, I'm anything but impartial and unbiased!

Suffice to say, most of the people I know who kicked the habit successfully never looked back, and never felt better afterwards.

Agent Smith

as bill hicks once said.....



Rehab is for quitters

Nietzschean

Smoking is bad, ummm kay..


(01:02:26) Dec: so no more superlatives
super laxitives?

Pet

superlative

Nietzschean

cool word, though i still don't have a clue what sence his sentence makes...

ApeXaviour

Nietzschean wrote:

Smoking is bad, ummm kay..


(01:02:26) Dec: so no more superlatives
super laxitives?

Pet wrote:

superlative

Nietzschean wrote:

cool word, though i still don't have a clue what sence his sentence makes...

I've been drinking..

Nietzschean

ApeXaviour wrote:

I've been drinking..

did u not learn? anything like?

Crash

I'm waiting for the rant/bitch/moan post that says "i dislocated my other arm, i'm currently typing with a pencil between my teeth."

Time Magazine

:mad:

That is all.

ApeXaviour

Nietzschean wrote:

did u not learn? anything like?

Alcohol is the cure to and cause of all of life's problems

Mad Plantain wrote:

:mad:

That is all

Seriously.. how did we manage to screw up this thread so bad?

I blame neil

Crash

everyone blames me. i have no reason to live! *runs off in tears*

Time Magazine

Sorry, I actually mistook the thread for rant/bitch/moan. Feel free to move.

For woo-hoo purposes: I'm on boards 5 years!

Ron DMC

TheGrinch_000 wrote:

I'm not sure if this is a rant or a moan - i gave my ciggies to ronnie before leaving the pav - when he went to leave i scabbed one back - its currently in my hand, and has been for the past hour or so - trying to decide whether to smoke it or rip it up - its a near impossible choice to make.

Well, you're not going to have to worry about the rest of them. I gave them away to someone else. (who as it turns out, I didn't realise was also attempting to give up. A fact I only found out afterwards )

Agent Smith

Angry Banana wrote:

Sorry, I actually mistook the thread for rant/bitch/moan. Feel free to move.

For woo-hoo purposes: I'm on boards 5 years!

it says you joined in 2004

Time Magazine

Yep, but today I found an old account whose email has expired (afaik) and I can't remember the password. I've tried six of seven different passwords as well, but to no avail.

John

agent smith wrote:

as bill hicks once said.....



Rehab is for quitters

You know he did rehab in the end. Gave up everything. Apart from smoking.

cuckoo

I have pistachio nuts - even more fun than jaffa cakes for comlicated eating.

and :v: !

Agent Smith

god i could marry you susan for some pistachio nuts!


What you say?

Pet

If you inseminate her she'll call it a deal.

My friend eats pistachio nuts whole and then spits out the shells. It is most unattractive to watch.

ilovemybrick

agent smith wrote:

god i could marry you susan for some pistachio nuts!


What you say?

i say ill give you a whole bushel of nuts to not marry. p'rhaps even an entire donkey cartload.

Crash

You scared of the idea of mini-joe's too?

Agent Smith

TheGrinch_000 wrote:

You scared of the idea of mini-joe's too?

who wouldnt want to marry this?


:v:

Ron DMC

TheGrinch_000 wrote:

You scared of the idea of mini-joe's too?

Eh, that wouldn't be possible. They're both guys.

Agent Smith

Ronny Mitchell wrote:

Eh, that wouldn't be possible. They're both guys.

wait till she see's this...

Nietzschean

o man i hope she castrates ye

Agent Smith

me? what i do?