Post in this thread to get permanently banned. (EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER)

amp

Hi,

It occurs to me that some people might actually want to be banned from this forum but don't wish to go to the trouble of pm'ing me. This thread is for your convienence.

Anybody (apart from me, and ANYBODY ELSE I CAN'T ACTUALLY BAN) posting to this thread will be permanently banned.

I'm not kidding.

Have a nice day.

IRISHLILY24

not a single one of you bitches had the balls to post here?
pffffft
I do not fear the Pam/Amp !

NO FEAR!!!!

Bring it on baby

NO FEAR!!!!

amp

Consider it brought. IRISHLILY24 banned permanently. Has anyone else the balls the post here!?

WHO ELSE HAS "NO FEAR"!??!?!

Sparky

me i do, ban me so i can have a reason to leave the laptop alone

amp

Excellent choice sir, permanently banned it is then. Twill also save on the whole "which Sarky is it anyway" dellema some people might have been having.

Nevyn

Sparky_S wrote:

me i do, ban me so i can have a reason to leave the laptop alone

.

amp

Request granted.

Ishmael

Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on
GO ON!!!

Gimme gimme gimme a ban before midnight
won't sombody help me something something.

Ishmael

hmmmm, not banned yet, bah!! damn you!! :mad:

amp

You wanted it too much so I delayed it. But now your banned.

Eve e

Goodbye IBB(case pending)


Goobye fellow Loolaaas

Dave_Hasselhoff

access request

DeVore

dear lord I tried; I really really tried. but I failed. I tried not to do this. honest I did. Mr Umboko made me do it..............





























HA HA!! </nelson>

DeV.

R0ot

Hey ive never been in here before and i dont think i will be again so what the hell Bring it !

amp

DeVore wrote:

dear lord I tried; I really really tried. but I failed. I tried not to do this. honest I did. Mr Umboko made me do it..............

Banning DeVore from The Cuckoo's Nest ...
Trying to ban an admin results in bad things happening to you

HA HA!! </nelson>

DeV.

Further posts made by you will be edited/deleted as The Leader sees fit.

And I will give you punch and pie. And there will be not one but TWO clowns!! And I will always give you the couch.

nutty_crunch

Zounds

This is retarded................
















.....fuck

amp

Interesting that admins can edit my posts without being tagged. It is my firm intention to henceforth claim the couch in my name.

Uninterestingly Zounds is banned forever.

Talliesin

Forever is a long time.

Maybe in like 20 years time someone will unban him.

amp

Oh a subtle "Look at me, I'm unbannable because I'm an Smod" post from Talliesin. That's new :rolleyes:

Further posts by unbannables in this thread will be deleted.

DonkeyStyle \o/

There, phew!
Deleted all my posts here just in time!
Amp will never suspect a thing... fools.... aaahahhaHAAHHAHHAHAAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!!!! HAAA AHAA AAA aaah ahhh.. ah ...ehh ...eh.... hmmm....
They're not really delted though are they?

SHÍT, RUN!!!





























































Lamp test.

amp

You failed. Banned.

omnicorp

There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Billy was an ordinary little boy who did ordinary little boy things, like playing, eating, bathing, destroying things, and going to school. One day, when Billy went down to the bus stop to meet the bus to go to school, he found all of his friends huddled around in a little group, talking about the Purple Wombat.
Being a little boy, Billy was curious. So he asked them, "What's the Purple Wombat?"
"You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" the children exclaimed disgustedly. For the rest of the morning, they would not go near Billy, always standing far away and staring at him. Then the bus came. Billy, confused, got on the bus along with the rest of the children.
"Hey, Mister Bus Driver!" one of the chldren shouted. "Billy doesn't know what the Purple Wombat is!"
The bus driver turned around abruptly. "You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" he said in disbelief. He ordered Billy to sit in the very back of the bus, all by himself.
Eventually, they got to school, and Billy got off the bus and went to class. Class proceeded normally; the students did the pledge of allegiance and worked on their multiplication tables for a while. Then the teacher led them into a unit on geography. Billy was not really paying attention, but he heard the teacher mention something about the Purple Wombat.
Billy's hand shot up, and, when the teacher called on him, Billy asked, "Teacher, what's the Purple Wombat?"
"You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" the teacher cried in alarm, "Get yourself to the principal's office right now, young man. No, no buts -- march!"
So Billy headed down the long, dark, frightening hallway to the principal's office. He slowly opened the large, heavy door, and timidly entered the room behind it. There, at a large, imposing desk, sat the principal. The principal was a hulking man, balding, with a thin mustache. He spoke in a deep baritone voice. He was enough to frighten little boys like Billy who had been sent to his office almost to tears.
"Well, Billy," he began slowly. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Mr. Principal, I just don't know what's going on today. Everyone's been acting weird, and they're all treating me really badly. Like teacher just sent me to you and stuff."
"Now, Billy, I'm here to help you. I'm the princi-Pal, after all. Heh heh. Can you tell me why everyone's acting so strangely?"
"It's because I don't know what some stupid Purple Wombat is."
"What? You don't know what the Purple Wombat is? That's it. I am calling your mother, young man. Consider yourself suspended."
The principal threw Billy out of his office and told him to go home. Billy, crying, began the long walk home. When he got there, his mother was standing in the doorway waiting for him.
"Billy!" she called, sobbing, "I was so worried about you! What happened?"
"Mom," Billy cried, "Everyone was being mean to me and I had to sit in the back of the bus all by myself and the teacher sent me to the principal's office and the principal suspended me, all because I don't know what the Purple Wombat is!"
"What? You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" Billy's mother shrieked. "Go to your room this minute. Go! Just wait until your father gets home!"
So Billy marched up the stairs and into his room. He collapsed on the bed, crying. After some amount of time, he heard a car pull in and some doors shutting. His father was home. He could hear his parents talking downstairs but didn't know what they were saying. Then he heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and his door opened.
"Billy," his father began in that lecturing-father tone, "Your mother says you've been acting badly lately. Would you like to tell me what you've done?"
"Dad, I haven't done anything! I just don't know what the Purple Wombat is!"
"You...don't know what the Purple Wombat is. Well, in that case, you can just stay in this room all night, mister. And forget about dinner!"
Billy's father slammed the door and stormed off. Billy collapsed on his bed, crying his eyes out. He spent the next several hours that way -- lying there, crying, wishing he would wake up.
Then, in the middle of the night, he heard a voice. It said: "Billy. I am the Purple Wombat, Billy."
Billy sat up with a start. He looked around the room, trying to find the source of the voice, but he could not.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Find me, Billy."
It was coming from out the window. So Billy got up, put his shoes on, opened the window, and climbed out on to the roof.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat."
Billy jumped down off the roof and followed the voice down the road. He got to the edge of a wood.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Follow me, Billy."
The voice was coming from inside the wood. It was very dark and very frightening, but Billy didn't care. He had to find out what the Purple Wombat was. So, bravely, he entered the wood.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Keep going, Billy."
Billy kept going into the wood. He could hardly see anything, and he kept falling down and walking into things and hurting himself. But he kept going, driven by a need to find this enigma that kept calling his name.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. This way, Billy."
Eventually, Billy emerged from the wood. He was on the shore of the town lake.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. I'm out here, Billy."
It was coming from out across the lake. Billy got one of the small rowboats from the dock, untied it, and rowed out. Since he was only a small boy, it was very difficult. But he had to find out what the Purple Wombat was.
"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Row, Billy."
The voice was coming from across the lake. Billy doubled his effort, and the boat began to move a little faster. When he was about half way across the lake, he heard: "Billy, I am the Purple Wombat. I'm up here, Billy."
It was coming from directly above him. Billy stopped rowing and stood up to look for it. The boat tipped over, dumping him in the lake. Billy didn't know how to swim, so he drowned.

Moral: Don't stand up in a boat.

jezza

Haha...Your ass is sooo kicked dawg!!

amp

Omnicorps ass kicked.

Ravage1616

there once was a fishy in a little dishy!

I wonder................

jezza

Pathetic! Ya webel!

amp

Indeed, Ravage1916 interned.. I mean banned.

joejoem

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme

Willy

Arse

Willy

Still waiting................

jezza

Amps lurkin...hes always lurking..

joejoem

Does a merry dance

Raphael

Seeing as the orifice isn't worth staying around for...

nobodythere

You can't ban me!

I QUIT!!!!

seamus

Ban functions are back. Bye now...

nobodythere

Testing Testing 1 2 :P

Raphael

seamus wrote:

Ban functions are back. Bye now...

Ah, I was wondering why the response time was bad. Cheers seamus!

joejoem

I didnt think I would last this long............:D

Raphael

Me either. It's starting to get boring...

nobodythere

It's ok. I tasered amp right before he clicked the ban button

Raphael

Awww.... but I wanted to be banned...

Willy

Still waitin.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Hurry up

amp

Many morons banned.

kano476

I really shouldn't be here.......














































woof.

jezza

You dont love them enough to ban anymore! Bring back the amp!

amp

Don't fret J. They are all securely banned from TCN. Only one went into negotiations for his release and sadly managed to extend his sentence until January 2007.

jezza

Haha! Sweet nice one!!
Can you make a trappy one?

amp

I'm not sure what you mean. But that's probably just my meagre brain with it's not understanding ways.... hmmm

jezza

Make a trappy game... Like posting a letter or sommit, and banning them for 2 days? But cant tell them what letter is forbidden.. I dunno. Something to stir the sh!te.

amp

Much to learn about the ways of the force, you have, padwan. Much to learn you have. But the force, I sense it from you. Great leader may you one day become.