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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #182
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I lika teh buddies! More the merrier.


  • #183
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    same. we need to restart the friends of Alcoholica campaign


  • #184
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I hereby suggest adding everyone who posted on this thread to everyone's buddy list. I feel we need to recognise the tremendousness of this thread.


  • #185
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i agree!

    /me does it


  • #186
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    actaully doesn't as is too lazy


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  • #187
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's great, now everybody pay attention to me again.

    *Jumps up and down waving hands and screaming*


  • #188
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me pays attention to Sarky


  • #189
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    0_o /stares at sarky


  • #190
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    0_- /winks


  • #191
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me falls over. Or *Swoons*, if you prefer.


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  • #192
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me catches Sarky


  • #193
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    er...PILE ON!


  • #194
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me uses superhuman strength to throw everyone off me!


  • #195
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /sues matt for ankle sprain.


    OOOOOWWWWWWW!


  • #196
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me cops a feel of Matthewthebig's bulging SUPER-BICEPS.


  • #197
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me sues Sarky for sexual harrasment


  • #198
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me countersues for the emotional trauma caused by being sued


  • #199
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me kills Sarky (again)


  • #200
    fish-head
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,896 ✭✭✭fish-head


    /me creeps up and totally invades matthew space


  • #201
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    And so the cycle begins again...



    Circle of life.


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  • #202
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    cycle of your ma!


  • #203
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    /me secretly takes pictures of everything


  • #204
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me takes pictures of YORE MA.


  • #205
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    /Me shows Pictures of Notme's Ma to Sarky's Ma and takes pictures of Sarky's Ma masturbating to them and gives them to Notme's Ma.


  • #206
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    One day, someone will say YORE MA to my son. THEN WHAT'LL HAPPEN??!


  • #207
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    he'll say "so? YORE MA"


  • #208
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Piste wrote:
    /Me shows Pictures of Notme's Ma to Sarky's Ma and takes pictures of Sarky's Ma masturbating to them and gives them to Notme's Ma.
    Ah now c'mon now that's taking it a bit far. :mad: *






















    * :p


  • #209
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    One day, someone will say YORE MA to my son. THEN WHAT'LL HAPPEN??!

    You will cease to exist. The only option is to kill your son.


  • #210
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Whyyyyyyyyyyy? My only son...............




    You cannot imagine how long i've been waiting to say that when there's some sort of relevance involved.


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  • #211
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Since you first found out it was a boy, I'd wager...


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