Homer, Peter Griffin or Cartman

Altheus

Is it just me or did you pick the least subtle, obviously funny quotes from Homer? There's no depth, to those jokes. They're funny in delivery, which while an admirable quality, is territory best left for the clowns.

... and people think Peter Griffin is ridiculous?

MrJoeSoap

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

I find Family Guy ok but it's not really on the same cleverness level as the Simpsons when they were in top shape.

Cleverness? Family Guy is one of the cleverest shows around!

Definitely the best animated show ever. And one of the top 3 shows ever. Every episode is a classic.

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

tvnutz

Im just going to weigh in with more Peter and Family Guy lines to show just how much FG whips the simpsons' ass any day!

(Watching "Wheel of Fortune" and the Board says "Go -uck Yourself")
Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle please...Go Tuck Yourself In
Host: Correct!
Chris: Whoa! You were close dad!
Peter: Yeah, I still can't believe we missed the phrase "My Hairy Aunt"
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Judge: Mr. Grifiin, I sentence you to 2 years in prison!"
Lois: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Cool Aid Big Man: Oh yeah!!!!!
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Neal: That Tom Tucker thinks he can steal my girl, well I put something in his drink that he's not going to expect!
Tom Tucker: What the hell's in this?
Neal: Sweet N Low. That's for messing with my girl!
Tucker: Go make it with urine in it like I asked!
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Stewie: For every sprinkle i find, i shall kill you!
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Smurf 1: Hey, you have a good time last night?
Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular.
Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf 2: Oh man. As soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfin' me.
Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!
Smurf 2: Yeah!
Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?
Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!
Smurf 1: Ah, that is freakin smurf.
Smurf 2: You smurfed it.
Smurf 1: That is freakin smurf.
Smurf 2: Yeah.
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Brian Griffin: Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter Griffin: I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire family into serious danger, that's who.
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Quagmire: Hello there, cutie. How old are you?
Girl: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Girl: MOM.
Quagmire: I like where this is going.
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And besides,the new simpsons have ruined what the old ones once were,and the constant repeats of them have also just made them redundant.

MrJoeSoap

tvnutz wrote:

Brian Griffin: Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter Griffin: I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire family into serious danger, that's who.

That one is a classic alright! It just makes the fire spread even more!

Stephen

Peter: Quiet honey, men are talking.

Lynibeth

Very close one between Peter Griffin and Cartman but it's gotta be Cartman!! but moooommmmmmmmmm
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CrimE

tvnutz wrote:

Quagmire: Hello there, cutie. How old are you?
Girl: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Girl: MOM.
Quagmire: I like where this is going.

Haahahaha. Great now I have to go watch that one again.

Ah man Its gotta be Peter no contest, Homer was good back in the day.

Peter: What's your name?
Congressman: Dick Armey.
Peter: Hahahahahahaha.... What's your wife's name? Vagina coastguard?

toiletduck

Lynibeth wrote:

Very close one between Peter Griffin and Cartman but it's gotta be Cartman!! but moooommmmmmmmmm
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Cartman is definitely the best, with Homer second and Peter third. But it's very close!