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  • 24-04-2005 2:32pm
    #1
    kittenkiller
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    I know you are, but what am i?


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    #2
    AlienGav
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    Oh haha!! Very funny KittenKiller!!

    Ya stinkin pox bottle!! :D

    I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole!! :mad:


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    #3
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Specky 4 eyes!


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    #4
    djfattony2000
    Registered Users Posts: 725 ✭✭✭djfattony2000


    Nice car, ye fleck!


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    #5
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    You're not my friend anymore!


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    #6
    AlienGav
    Closed Accounts Posts: 520 ✭✭✭AlienGav


    Fleck??

    Who invited you here?? :mad:

    Kitten the divil of won'll wanna wash ye! HAHA!


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    #7
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    C ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!


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    #8
    AlienGav
    Closed Accounts Posts: 520 ✭✭✭AlienGav


    Oh Kitten,

    You're such a lanky streak of piss!! :D


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    The Bollox
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    finders keepers, loosers weepers


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    #10
    AlienGav
    Closed Accounts Posts: 520 ✭✭✭AlienGav


    Sticks and stones, may break my bones...
















    But words will never hurt me. :p


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    #11
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    whoever smelt it delt it
    whoever denied it supplied it
    whoever said the rhyme commited the crime


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    #12
    AlienGav
    Closed Accounts Posts: 520 ✭✭✭AlienGav


    Haha MARTS!!

    I bet you were a proper little swine in school! lol :p


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    #13
    The Bollox
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    yup! lol!


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    #14
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    actually I remember when I was in primary school, it was a bad thing to have a big brain, that you were smart because you didn't need to use your brain! LOL! aaah the innocence of youth


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    #15
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    (reply to any insult)
    Well I'm rubber, and you're glue, so what you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

    Also, anyone remember the word dipstick?


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    #16
    I am MAN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭I am MAN


    YOUR MA!


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    #17
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Jays, d'yer ma buy ya dah?


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    #18
    I am MAN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭I am MAN


    Bejaysus woodcha believe tha


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    #19
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Fu(kin kn0b-head!


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    Sarky
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    I once called a girl "a bar of soap" in infant class in primary.

    She got very upset and told the teacher.

    I never liked that girl...


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    #21
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Sarky wrote:
    I once called a girl "a bar of soap" in infant class in primary.

    She got very upset and told the teacher.

    I never liked that girl...


    How original!

    I prefer "That guy is such a tampon!"


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    #22
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    An old classic:

    You're smelly & i hate you!


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    #23
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    My Ma's gonna beat up your Ma!


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    #24
    Pigman II
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    Spa!


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    #25
    magpie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    Shut up you Bennies


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    #26
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Or an anagram of the above: SAP!


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    #27
    pork99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭pork99


    "Ya posh c#nt"

    from kids from the corpo scheme in Crumlin. We rented from a private landlord. That made us middle class :rolleyes:


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    #28
    deedee lepoopoo
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭deedee lepoopoo


    skinny malink,
    malogeen legs,
    umbrella feet


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    #29
    eddiehitler
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭eddiehitler


    Fanny waste!
    ya hoors abortion!
    i wouldnt give ya the steam of me piss!
    classic!


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    #30
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Nice eddiehitler!!


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    #31
    scribs
    Registered Users Posts: 244 ✭✭scribs


    Your MA


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