Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

solo1 · 18-04-2005 7:48pm

I saw a French movie called Western once. Awful. And anything by Eric Romher. And "Eyes Wide ****".

I loved "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". It's really stupid fun. It's not supposed to be high art. What kind of fool goes to a movie with that title expecting anything else?

Cactus Col · 19-04-2005 11:24am

The Core was brilliant, you just have to be in the right frame of mind to watch it.

worst movie ever:

Never Die Alone

StopWatch · 19-04-2005 11:40am

Churchill:The hollywood years

Christ, it made me want to boil my testicles,and eat my eyes, it was dire. ****e like that can bring a grown man to tears you know

TerrorFirmer · 19-04-2005 11:43am

Waterworld (some good stunts amidst a sea of bull****)

The avengers (I left early...)

Pearl Harbour (Lets make a romantic love triangle against the backdrop of of one of the greatest first strikes in the history of war.... 90% love triangle ****e, 9% history\action which at all times refrences the the love triangle, 1% signposted token african american struggle... 100% bull****)

Sky Captain and the world of nonsensical bull****

Alien Resurection (I laughed all the way through the film, I came home and cried a little inside)

Collateral Damage (2 hours of Bangbus sucked more than this)

Hackers 2 (only watched after watching the 2600 film Freedom Downtime)

Jeepers Creepers

Queen of the Damned ****e that Anne rice tries to pass off as horror writing

Resident Evil 2 (they could have just copied the game as its only 2hrs long for one character)

Rollerball 2002 (not even worth imdb'ing this turd, forget this and watch the original... still awe-inspiring)

The Core, the Day after Tomorrow, insert badly written blockbuster disastor movie here

Alexander (tried so hard to fill the legend, ended up leaving me with a hollow view on such a fantastic historical general)

Catwoman (I didnt understand what was going on in this film, I thought I was stoned after watching it)

Titanic (the CGI ship sinks... I've saved you 3hrs of spinetingling bull****)

Battlefield Earth (after taking 3 gruelling months to read the "so called" pinnacle of sci-fi writing that was the book... I burned it.. so that it would never scar another living soul... I watched the film so I could abuse it.. turns out it was just the same as the book... Scientology now scares me)

Jaws 2 and all the rest of those *chasing the dragon* crap...

Police Academy 2 and all the rest of those *chasing the dragon* crap...

Robocop 3 ... I'm seeing a familiar trend with sequels here

Street Fighter... ( )

I agree with you 100% except.....I actually liked the "Battlefield Earth" book myself....

Plus I did actually find Alien Ressurection and Resi Apocalyspe enjoyable, if not exactly shining pinacles of movie making

Daelus · 19-04-2005 12:43pm

'Princess Diaries 2'. That was godawful.
Which is a shame because I used to enjoy the books.

Stench Blossoms · 19-04-2005 4:20pm

Cruel Intentions 2.. terrible terrible film

Hugh Hefner · 19-04-2005 4:31pm

Meh, it had nudity. All is forgiven.

EamonnKeane · 19-04-2005 9:06pm

Home Alone 3. Painful.

TOPDAWG · 19-04-2005 9:16pm

i would say BARB WIRE but the opening 3 mins is better than plenty of other films iv seen especially some trilogy about some LORD and his RING!!! BLEEEH

cashback · 19-04-2005 9:58pm

Dizzyblabla wrote:

Are you sure we're talking about the same movie? a guy getting chased by a truck for the WHOLE THING?? I can't remember even one word being spoken... Like where was it good?

Duel is a fantastic film!! That truck gave me the creeps...
Some of my worst films:

Armageddon
Meet the Fockers
Mortal Kombat

Tons more that I've managed to forget, thankfully.

Phryxus · 20-04-2005 1:59pm

Every Film Vin Diesel has ever been in.

Especially A Man Apart, I'd watch pretty much any movie all the way through just to see it but it took about three attempts with this heap of crap. It was just the most predictable thing in the world with cliche characters and crap acting.

AVP (was hoping for something so much better)
Crossroads
Glitter
Planet of the apes remake
The Ring 2 (american version)

almost left out my most hated film of all time:
SPACEBALLS (makes me angry to think it stole time from my life that could have been spent doing anything else)

Geranium · 21-04-2005 12:07am

Queen of the Damned....it's a vampire! A vampire!

FX Meister · 21-04-2005 12:10am

Space Truckers. Nothing else comes close to being that bad.

SoupyNorman · 21-04-2005 12:43am

FX Meister wrote:

Space Truckers. Nothing else comes close to being that bad.

I love the scene which was shot at the corpoation building on the quays in fair ould dublin.

hate everything else about the film...

although i must say dennis hopper is at his worst in 'TICKER',a steven segal film where hopper plays an i.r.a bomber...watch it for hoppers accent alone its worse then tom cruise in 'FAR AND AWAY' and richard gere in 'THE JACKEL' put together and then multiplied by steven hawkings i.q.

Jefferson Darcy · 21-04-2005 1:33pm

Intermission
Matrix sequels
Anything to do with Seagal or Dam Van Claude

TerrorFirmer · 21-04-2005 1:50pm

Intermission

:eek:

That was brilliant!

But yes, the matrix sequels, rubbish. As for Van Damme and Segal, at least, they are the kind of movie you want to watch after a days work on a friday night at 11pm!

LoneGunM@n · 22-04-2005 4:47pm

No film ever had an effect on me quite like In the Bedroom ... usually no matter how bad the film I'll watch it to the end just because I've started watching it ... not this load of sh!te ... 10 mins in I had a 20 minute rant at how bad it was & then banned the other half from ever choosing another movie we see!!

herobear · 22-04-2005 4:54pm

Phryxus wrote:

Every Film Vin Diesel has ever been in.

pitch black is great!
aas for the rest, fair enough

blondie83 · 22-04-2005 5:13pm

Pi...I mean was there really a point to it? It was actually painful to watch

Chad ghostal · 22-04-2005 10:00pm

The punisher (2004) ...

i felt sorry for this film.

Capt'n Midnight · 22-04-2005 10:38pm

eyefordamnation wrote:

The Rocketeer!

I liked the digs at the old Hollywood but when first when to see it at the cineam all that was on there was "Hudson Hawk" one of the many Bruce Willis turkeys. Armageddon, Last Man Standing (no I've not seen it but that's because I've seen Yojimbo and a Fist Full of Dollars )

FX Meister wrote:

Space Truckers. Nothing else comes close to being that bad.

unspecial effects, possibly the most unrealistic killer robots ever - including 1950's B movies.

TOPDAWG wrote:

i would say BARB WIRE

You have to take into account that it's a remake of Casablanca to appreciate it fully.

Phryxus wrote:

almost left out my most hated film of all time:
SPACEBALLS (makes me angry to think it stole time from my life that could have been spent doing anything else)

Poor Mel , reminds me of a Barry Norman quote about Istar , " a whole generation has grown up since Gene Wilder was funny"

PhoenixRising wrote:

The Manchurian Candidate. Pure ****e.

The original is a classic, I liked the dancy dress party bit.

byte wrote:

The Ladykillers,

The original is simple wonderful, by comparison "the lavender hill mob" is tripe.

Actually I can't remember a remake that was in even the same league as the original unless there was a MAJOR change in it, and even then it's limited to things like the Samuri --> Spagetti Westerns

Waterworld / The Postman or any film where Kevin is supposed to be a hero
Dances With Wolves is ok because he isn't a hero and the bit where he bumps his head.

Pearl Harbour - if you have ever seen the original footage of the B25's taking off from a pitching carrier deck again special effects failed miserably compared to stock footage - anyone notice the DC3footage used in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom came from the Shangri La film which itself just didn't compare to Lost Horizons.

Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

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