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    #62
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    PH01 wrote:
    I want a divorce, after my dinner of course.

    Oh I'm sorry, but you have no say in our marriage, only I can demand a divorce, and of course, YOU have to cook dinner.




    (but that doesnt go for all of you, only the ones who rebel)


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    #63
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    hahahahaha, didnt edit in time did you? i still caught you!


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    #64
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    will you have a whip in this marraige.....



    Just askin', not necessarily wantin'..........................


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    #65
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    yes, a whip made out of liqourice! har-di-haw-haaw-har!


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    #66
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Yippee, I'm in!


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    #67
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i wish i was a dinner.


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    #68
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I cant reach my keyboard without taking the headphones off, help meh.......?


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    #69
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i cant reach mine without taking the condom off.


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    #70
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    well that's understandable....


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    #71
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    im pregnant, i think we should move in together. My parents want the child to be named "F", if not theyll sue you for neglagence..

    its your own fault for not wearing a condom..


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    #72
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    well, if we move in together, can the child's middle-name be "U"?


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    #73
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I think thats perfectly acceptable....
    what religion is "it" going to be?
    what kind of scHOol is "it" going to?
    where are we going to live??
    HUhUHUHuHUuHuhUHUhuHuh??????
    im tense, anxious and my nipples are extremely sensitive :(


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    #74
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Calm down dearie, F U is going to be brought up satanic, F U will live under a bridge (with me of course) and don't worry about school, F U will learn by looking through windows at other people's TVs.


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    #75
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,621 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I didn't read this thread can somebody sum it up for me ? :)


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    #76
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    ronoc wrote:
    I didn't read this thread can somebody sum it up for me ? :)

    no, go home!


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    #77
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,621 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rozabeez wrote:
    no, go home!
    I am home :confused:


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    #78
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    That's a lie and you know it!


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    #79
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,621 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Two words.

    Prove















    IT


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    #80
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's four words and a full stop. We obviously can't trust you.


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    #81
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    kick him sarky, kick him!


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    #82
    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Think this could be a subtle request - "Why shouldn't we have a swingers forum?"... Well I'm in anyhow :D


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    #83
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I FOUND A MOON ROCK IN MY NOSE!


    What's for dinner? Dates?


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    #84
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Stoned dates.


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    #85
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    They're stuffed with hash? Groovy.


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    #86
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    yep, and they taste good too!


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    #87
    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Excuse me while I kiss the sky! Wow that sky tastes good! Oh - er that was sky alright - htf she wasn't as locked as I & doesent lose telephone no"! - Declared locked! Me!


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    #88
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So, casual robotic fid rolls, eh?


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    #89
    Retr0gamer
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 50,945 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    One of my friends thought they got laid last night.





    Thats my contribution
    Untitled Image




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    #90
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Were they not sure?

    Or did he get stopped by the guards and cavity searched for drugs hidden in a swallowed condom?


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    #91
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Rozabeez wrote:
    pfft, dating's for losers.

    YA!!! I LOVE TO PULL MY PLUMB!


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