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    #32
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Unless it was one of those Superdinners from the future, filled with nanobots that assemble raw materials into the desired foodstuff and overload their microengines to generate the heat to cook it and also remove themselves from the meal...


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    #33
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    After that Sarky, you deserve to be one of my many wives. (btw someone told me they pm'd you about me, and no you didnt offend me)


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    #34
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Sarky wrote:
    Unless it was one of those Superdinners from the future, filled with nanobots that assemble raw materials into the desired foodstuff and overload their microengines to generate the heat to cook it and also remove themselves from the meal...
    whens your next news letter out? im taking out a subscription.


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    #35
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Sarky wrote:
    Unless it was one of those Superdinners from the future, filled with nanobots that assemble raw materials into the desired foodstuff and overload their microengines to generate the heat to cook it and also remove themselves from the meal...

    It sounds like you microwaved yourself again. I told you, it's not good for the brains!
    Now who's going to cook my dinner?


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    #36
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    damnit bitch, stop your whinging and get back in that god damn kitchen and get me some cake!!!


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    #37
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Sarky wrote:
    Unless it was one of those Superdinners from the future, filled with nanobots that assemble raw materials into the desired foodstuff and overload their microengines to generate the heat to cook it and also remove themselves from the meal...

    You get the best EVERYTHING EVER award.

    so Ugh..iv made the beds, cleaned the house, done the shopping, slept with gardner, pool boy and the husband of that really depressed girl accross the road...whats/who next?

    ...wait...is this where i sign up...

    ....what do i do?...

    where am i? :(:(


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    #38
    Alex27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭Alex27


    Few opinions and plenty of the good jokes, not bad :D


    "Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much...
    ...Monogamy ? It's the same." - Oscar Wilde.

    "Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy ?
    A: Two Mothers-in-law."

    "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor.


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    #39
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Alex, I don't like you ver much. You're just too normal.


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    #40
    crazy angel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 729 ✭✭✭crazy angel


    yea and he/she knows too much!


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    #41
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Let's Get She-he!!!!!!


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    #42
    crazy angel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 729 ✭✭✭crazy angel


    lol


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    #43
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Chad...i see the sign that you are looking for......it's....it's.....it's........*too eccited to get the words out.........

    ....................you've got to do the cabana boy.......


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    #44
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    sanncoo wrote:
    Chad...i see the sign that you are looking for......it's....it's.....it's........*too eccited to get the words out.........

    ....................you've got to do the cabana boy.......


    aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap.
    not the cabana boy, hes so buff and hes always lubed up for some reason :(
    i really hate it when he gets cuaght by the sprinklers and runs in slow-motion..
    what if i like it?
    ..but i guess i gotta do what i gotta do..

    better get some cocktails and codiene first.. :)


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    #45
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    so let's get back to "casual dating" I mean, do we date casually or get dressed up? is that what alex means? is it? is it? somebody tell me!!!!


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    #46
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Surely it would be better if everyone just got naked?


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    #47
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    It would be better if you got naked, and we paraded you around the world!


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    #48
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, I am a stunning specimen of manhood...


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    #49
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    If only we all felt the same...


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    #50
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i wake up in the morning and i wonder..
    why everythings the same as it was...
    i cant undertsand..
    i cant understand..
    how life goes on the way it does.....
    whyyyyy...does my heart go on beating..
    whyyyyy...do these of mine cry..
    dont they know..its the end of the world..
    it ended when you said goodbye....

    casual dating may cause DOOm..soon.


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    #51
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So use a paper bag, sheesh...


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    #52
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i might get a paper cut :eek:


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    #53
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    koneko wrote:
    It sounds like you microwaved yourself again. I told you, it's not good for the brains!
    Now who's going to cook my dinner?

    Fool! I AM your dinner! MBWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

    Wait, I mean, crap! Don't eat me!


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    #54
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I'll Buy that for a dollar..AHAhAhAHahaAHAHah.
    AHAHha.
    AHHAHAHhAHAAHA>AhaHA................... ;):)


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    #55
    edibility
    Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    Somebody Marry Me, I Need Dinner.


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    #56
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Somebody dinner me, I need marry....













    Oops Freud would love that!


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    #57
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    ...say in the future when nanobots are everywhere and they're in the kitchen making your dinner.
    How will we avoid eating some of those bots went we start?
    And what will they taste like? Will they be crunchie?
    Or will they be sand? I hate eating sand...


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    #58
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Ok, enough of that you shushmut, all you single ladies/gentlemen....I'm now making you my wives.


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    #59
    goin'_to_the_PS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭goin'_to_the_PS


    even me :eek:


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    #60
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    yes, even YOU!!! nobody has a say in these marriages, apart from smak, he was proposed to...


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    #61
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    RozaBeez wrote:
    Ok, enough of that you shushmut, all you single ladies/gentlemen....I'm now making you my wives.
    I'd get a divorce if I were you, after your dinner of course.


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