101 things to do before you die!

Jesus Wept

I prefer 'Things to do during your life' lists.

Neuro wrote: »

- Make love on a train.

Two (or more) people crammed into a cramped urine overflowing Iarnród Éireann train's toilet surely can not be considered 'making love'.

orestes

This thread is kinda redundant since some of the people who posted in it might actually be dead by now, of old age

latenia

Go on a three day bender without sleep then attend a US presidential candidate's public election rally dressed as Travis Bickle. (I have done this.)

Black Swan

Make sure my pet fox has a nice home to go to.

do you love it?

blow **** loads of money on something you have always wanted, even if its something ridiculous.

LouOB

Learn to ride a motorcycle
See the great wall of china
overall:
Have a family and make sure they grow up to be responsible and consideration people
Ensure my parents/friends are well cared for
Finish exams and get a good job where i dont have to 'worry' about money
See enough of the world to know that life goes on
See enough of the world to also know humanity still exists
See the Irish government and ecomony go down the pan - while I see back and watch it happen ( well have cushy chair)

do you love it?

have great sex.
whats a great life without great sex???

Steve_o

-Buy a castle with a moate...
-Pat bono on the head cause he's shorter than me...
-Train an army of minions for divilment (probably my new kittens)
-Earn €1bn and buy a load of stupid sh*t
-Be a bum for a week
-Learn to fly a microlite (they're cool)
-Play in Croke Park (Music!!, I suck at football)
-Katherine Heigl

Gone West

Neuro wrote: »

- Swim with a dolphin.
- Have your portrait painted.
- Be a member of the audience in a TV show.
- Plant a tree.
- Grow a garden.

Lol I've done all of the above randomly enough.
Well, replace "swim" with "surf" and "dolphin" with "several dolphins"

The Artist

1.get fully tattooed
2.Be a mod on Boards.ie:rolleyes:
3.be a Father again
4.kill the fuc#er who i hate
5.ride the best rollacoaster in the world
6.shag avril lavinge
7.put a tattoo with "arsehole" on his forehead(and that be telling of who:rolleyes:)
8.Meet mike tyson
9.have my rope ready!

robby^5

Go to Japan, America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, nail chicks in each one.

rossie1977

Alan Ford wrote: »

1.get fully tattooed
2.Be a mod on Boards.ie:rolleyes:
3.be a Father again
4.kill the fuc#er who i hate
5.ride the best rollacoaster in the world
6.shag avril lavinge
7.put a tattoo with "arsehole" on his forehead(and that be telling of who:rolleyes:)
8.Meet mike tyson
9.have my rope ready!

what the best rollercoster in the world?? i have ridden duelling dragons in orlando, amazing,

kingda ka in new jersey the worlds tallest and fastest great,

sheikra in tampa fu*king crazy start and though not technically a rollercoaster; insanity in las vegas put the sh*ts up me the most.

The Artist

rossie1977 wrote: »

what the best rollercoster in the world?? i have ridden duelling dragons in orlando, amazing,

kingda ka in new jersey the worlds tallest and fastest great,

sheikra in tampa fu*king crazy start and though not technically a rollercoaster; insanity in las vegas put the sh*ts up me the most.

Millennium Force

Park: Cedar Point

Location: Sandusky, Ohio
or

Top Thrill Dragster

Park: Cedar Point

rossie1977

Alan Ford wrote: »

Millennium Force

Park: Cedar Point

Location: Sandusky, Ohio
or

Top Thrill Dragster

Park: Cedar Point

kingda ka is a fastest taller version of TTD, havent been to cedar point yet

spiderman in universal orlando is another amazing ride, who ever thought 3D could be so fu*king brilliant

ibh

rossie1977 wrote: »

, who ever thought 3D could be so fu*king brilliant

I'm actually a little bit disappointed in 3D development as a whole. Like when i went to see a 3D film about 20 years ago and my granny bought me those weired paper glasses with different coloured lenses, i thought in years to come we'd be watching everything in 3D.

3D - You have a lot of improvement still to make. (imo of course)..

rossie1977

ibh wrote: »

I'm actually a little bit disappointed in 3D development as a whole. Like when i went to see a 3D film about 20 years ago and my granny bought me those weired paper glasses with different coloured lenses, i thought in years to come we'd be watching everything in 3D.

3D - You have a lot of improvement still to make. (imo of course)..

yeah 3d sucked, spiderman is actually 4D which means there is interactivity on the ride, ie you get wet and feel the fireball etc, something which 3d lacked big time

it continues to win the best ride in the world on theme park sites like this http://www.themeparkinsider.com/reviews/universal's_islands_of_adventure/the_amazing_adventures_of_spider-man/

one of my friends was clapping like a child throughout it and he is 23 and had ridden most of the big coasters before it

Dragan

Space Monkey 1 : "Paint a self portrait"
Space Monkey 2 : "Build a house"

BrokenArrows

im shocked and appalled that this has not been said yet.

UR MOM

KatiexKOUTURE--

Fill an 80GB ipod without videos... that'd be cool..

zuutroy

BrokenArrows wrote: »

im shocked and appalled that this has not been said yet.

UR MOM

probably coz the person that posted such an Americanism is likely to get flamed.

JangoFett

Neuro wrote: »

I'm always amazed by the banality of the things you find in these ubiquitous "Things to do before you die" lists. I mean...

- Swim with a dolphin.
- Have your portrait painted.
- Be a member of the audience in a TV show.
- Make love on a train.
- Plant a tree.
- Grow a garden.
- Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.

...for f**ks sake!

I thing it's time to create a list with some balls. Here's a few:

- Drive your car at over 100MPH on a straight road at night and then turn off your headlights.
- Play Russian roulette at least once.

Interesting, I made one of these recently actually

Swim with Sharks - Done
Skydive
Threesome - Done
Be more confident with women - Done, and working out quite nicely
Go to Australia - Done
Punch a monkey - Not yet...not yet

To do are things like score and asian girl, skydive, and some other small ones, have them written down somewhere

da1&only

Make love outside a garda station.

Done
- Plant a tree
-Punch a monkey (he actually punched me)

BrokenArrows

zuutroy wrote: »

probably coz the person that posted such an Americanism is likely to get flamed.

nah, a ur mom statement fits in perfectly in the afterhours persona.

Its people who flame people like me that dont fit in.:eek:

zuutroy

BrokenArrows wrote: »

nah, a ur mom statement fits in perfectly in the afterhours persona.

Its people who flame people like me that dont fit in.:eek:

I meant the use of 'mom' over 'ma'

Phantasm

Kill someone.

Riddle101

101 things to do before i do:
(1)Die with Great White Sharks using a Shark Cage
(2)Fish
(3)Smoke Pot
(4)Pull off a Bank Heist
(5)Get my name on the Hostory books for doing something cool
There's more

GirlInterrupted

jonny68 wrote: »

Smoke Crack with yardies in South London and fire off your Uzi sub machine gun and passers by

Frighten an old biddy nearly to death with a satan mask

Paraglide off the Al Burj Arab Hotel in Dubai

Break into Buckingham Palace and have a **** in the queens bed...

I can't be the only person who finds this disturbing?

Waltons wrote: »

Save Timmy from the well. Without Lassie

Admirable.

latenia wrote: »

Go on a three day bender without sleep then attend a US presidential candidate's public election rally dressed as Travis Bickle. (I have done this.)

I'm terribly impressed.

robby^5 wrote: »

Go to Japan, America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, nail chicks in each one.

Good Luck with that.

da1&only wrote: »

Done
- Plant a tree
-Punch a monkey (he actually punched me)

Again, I'm impressed.

Phantasm wrote: »

Kill someone.

OK, but only a baddie in true Dexter fashion....;)

c - 13

Riddle101 wrote: »

101 things to do before i do:
(1)Die with Great White Sharks using a Shark Cage
(2)Fish
(3)Smoke Pot
(4)Pull off a Bank Heist
(5)Get my name on the Hostory books for doing something cool
There's more

You better move that one to the end of the list or you'll have a hard time doing the others :pac:

antodeco

Go to the jax, cause Ive been bursting for ages.

The main thing I want to do before I die is to find Maddie. Actually, I might have a better chance after I die.....

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