101 things to do before you die!

Neuro

I'm always amazed by the banality of the things you find in these ubiquitous "Things to do before you die" lists. I mean...

- Swim with a dolphin.
- Have your portrait painted.
- Be a member of the audience in a TV show.
- Make love on a train.
- Plant a tree.
- Grow a garden.
- Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.

...for f**ks sake!

I thing it's time to create a list with some balls. Here's a few:

- Drive your car at over 100MPH on a straight road at night and then turn off your headlights.
- Play Russian roulette at least once.

pancakeman

slag neuro. neuro youre a moron.

done

calis

grow breasts of ur own and stay in for a week!!

klap trap

post a thread like this
live to be 130

Mr. CooL ICE

Get addicted to heroin followed by a stint in rehab.
Drive-by egging through Moyross in Limerick.
Make love outside a garda station.
Naked parachuting.
Drink a whole bottle of Milk Of Magnesia.
Go bush-drinking in Saudi Arabia

Invader Zim

Kill yourself.

calis

tell ur mother ur marrying ur cousin.
drive all the way home on wrong side of the road.
talk to a tramp.
watch ur beard grow for a week.
stalk a star.

Karl Hungus

Why isn't "Lunge wildly at the pope" included in this?

Blisterman

Swim with a dolphin.- Never done
- Have your portrait painted.- Done
- Be a member of the audience in a TV show.-Done
- Make love on a train.- Still have to do
- Plant a tree.- Done, but I ran over it with the lawnmower
- Grow a garden.- Does growing certain plants in your closet count?
- Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.- No Idea what this means
- slag neuro- I'm sure I have, Just to be sure- You suck. Done
grow breasts of ur own and stay in for a week!!- Working on it
post a thread like this- See my thread 101 movies to see before you die
live to be 130- Call me in 112 years
Get addicted to heroin followed by a stint in rehab.- I'll do it when I can afford one of those luxury rehabs.
Drive-by egging through Moyross in Limerick.- Never been to Limerick, but if I do go, that'll be the first thing I do
Make love outside a garda station.- No Maybe I'll kill two birds with one stone and do it on a train passing a garda station
Naked parachuting.- Doesn't a parachute count as clothes
Drink a whole bottle of Milk Of Magnesia.- In one go, or over time? Never done either.
Go bush-drinking in Saudi Arabia- Same as Limerick, but I'll bring a bottle, if I do go.
Kill yourself. - Maybe when I'm 130
tell ur mother ur marrying ur cousin.- I told her the week before the wedding
drive all the way home on wrong side of the road.- Theres no such thing as a wrong side, just whats bad for you personally.
talk to a tramp.- Yeah, your mother neuro
watch ur beard grow for a week.- Coincidentilly I actually did this until yesterday. Dissapointed that not one person noticed.
stalk a star.- Never, stalkers are weird.

Well thats all I've done. I'm going to bed. it's cold here outside Pat kenny's house.

Dr. Loon

calis wrote:

talk to a tramp.
watch ur beard grow for a week.
stalk a star.

I have done these.
I like the idea of getting addicted to heroin. Takes a bit of cash though for the rehab part.

Tyrrial

Lie to someone you've just met about everything

pickarooney

Screw the rehab bit, just get hooked when you're in your 90s, what's the worst that can happen.

spunkymunky

Go to Vegas and bet it all on Black

Cactus Col

Sleep with partner's / best mate's mother / father. (or all four at once) (or all six at once)

DEmeant0r

Are you bi- cactus?

Cactus Col

nope, straight ... but that doesn't mean I'm not open to new experiences.

(just not with dudes)!

swalsh

neked bungee over grand canyon

BolBill

Sleep with a volumptous woman 10 years your senior

Pet

Invent a new word like "volumptous", and refuse to define it in any way.

Cactus Col

Shag an ugly bird / bloke.

(any girls wishing to shag an ugly bloke, pm me)

Maximilian

Make cement pop-tarts

rainbow kirby

...And eat them.

Cosplay anime costumes in Grafton Street in mid-December.

Gurgle

Take over the world
Drive a McLaren F1 on the autobahn
Kylie
Take over the world
Learn to fly (w/o plane)
Take over the world
Retire (ASAP)

Zapho

Use the phrase "I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b!tch" during an actual conversion!

Sleepy

My own personal to-do before I die list:

a parachute jump
scuba dive with a great white shark
learn to fly a plane
father a child.

jonny68

Smoke Crack with yardies in South London and fire off your Uzi sub machine gun and passers by

Frighten an old biddy nearly to death with a satan mask

Paraglide off the Al Burj Arab Hotel in Dubai

Break into Buckingham Palace and have a **** in the queens bed...

omnicorp

have an... experiment... with pastry; tobasco; Heinz Ketchup, the only ketchup fit for a king; and some sort of... propelent... in the middle of Grafton Street.

Also, throw a punch at George Bush

Only Human

kill myself

mp3guy

say your last words

Waltons

Save Timmy from the well. Without Lassie

worded

- To dig up a really old thread

- Ive never been with a black woman or a Chinese woman.

So Id like to sleep with a black Chinese woman and kill two birds with my two stones.

Jesus Wept

I prefer 'Things to do during your life' lists.

Neuro wrote: »

- Make love on a train.

Two (or more) people crammed into a cramped urine overflowing Iarnród Éireann train's toilet surely can not be considered 'making love'.

orestes

This thread is kinda redundant since some of the people who posted in it might actually be dead by now, of old age

latenia

Go on a three day bender without sleep then attend a US presidential candidate's public election rally dressed as Travis Bickle. (I have done this.)

Black Swan

Make sure my pet fox has a nice home to go to.

do you love it?

blow **** loads of money on something you have always wanted, even if its something ridiculous.

LouOB

Learn to ride a motorcycle
See the great wall of china
overall:
Have a family and make sure they grow up to be responsible and consideration people
Ensure my parents/friends are well cared for
Finish exams and get a good job where i dont have to 'worry' about money
See enough of the world to know that life goes on
See enough of the world to also know humanity still exists
See the Irish government and ecomony go down the pan - while I see back and watch it happen ( well have cushy chair)

do you love it?

have great sex.
whats a great life without great sex???

Steve_o

-Buy a castle with a moate...
-Pat bono on the head cause he's shorter than me...
-Train an army of minions for divilment (probably my new kittens)
-Earn €1bn and buy a load of stupid sh*t
-Be a bum for a week
-Learn to fly a microlite (they're cool)
-Play in Croke Park (Music!!, I suck at football)
-Katherine Heigl

Gone West

Neuro wrote: »

- Swim with a dolphin.
- Have your portrait painted.
- Be a member of the audience in a TV show.
- Plant a tree.
- Grow a garden.

Lol I've done all of the above randomly enough.
Well, replace "swim" with "surf" and "dolphin" with "several dolphins"

The Artist

1.get fully tattooed
2.Be a mod on Boards.ie:rolleyes:
3.be a Father again
4.kill the fuc#er who i hate
5.ride the best rollacoaster in the world
6.shag avril lavinge
7.put a tattoo with "arsehole" on his forehead(and that be telling of who:rolleyes:)
8.Meet mike tyson
9.have my rope ready!

robby^5

Go to Japan, America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, nail chicks in each one.

rossie1977

Alan Ford wrote: »

1.get fully tattooed
2.Be a mod on Boards.ie:rolleyes:
3.be a Father again
4.kill the fuc#er who i hate
5.ride the best rollacoaster in the world
6.shag avril lavinge
7.put a tattoo with "arsehole" on his forehead(and that be telling of who:rolleyes:)
8.Meet mike tyson
9.have my rope ready!

what the best rollercoster in the world?? i have ridden duelling dragons in orlando, amazing,

kingda ka in new jersey the worlds tallest and fastest great,

sheikra in tampa fu*king crazy start and though not technically a rollercoaster; insanity in las vegas put the sh*ts up me the most.

The Artist

rossie1977 wrote: »

what the best rollercoster in the world?? i have ridden duelling dragons in orlando, amazing,

kingda ka in new jersey the worlds tallest and fastest great,

sheikra in tampa fu*king crazy start and though not technically a rollercoaster; insanity in las vegas put the sh*ts up me the most.

Millennium Force

Park: Cedar Point

Location: Sandusky, Ohio
or

Top Thrill Dragster

Park: Cedar Point

rossie1977

Alan Ford wrote: »

Millennium Force

Park: Cedar Point

Location: Sandusky, Ohio
or

Top Thrill Dragster

Park: Cedar Point

kingda ka is a fastest taller version of TTD, havent been to cedar point yet

spiderman in universal orlando is another amazing ride, who ever thought 3D could be so fu*king brilliant

ibh

rossie1977 wrote: »

, who ever thought 3D could be so fu*king brilliant

I'm actually a little bit disappointed in 3D development as a whole. Like when i went to see a 3D film about 20 years ago and my granny bought me those weired paper glasses with different coloured lenses, i thought in years to come we'd be watching everything in 3D.

3D - You have a lot of improvement still to make. (imo of course)..

rossie1977

ibh wrote: »

I'm actually a little bit disappointed in 3D development as a whole. Like when i went to see a 3D film about 20 years ago and my granny bought me those weired paper glasses with different coloured lenses, i thought in years to come we'd be watching everything in 3D.

3D - You have a lot of improvement still to make. (imo of course)..

yeah 3d sucked, spiderman is actually 4D which means there is interactivity on the ride, ie you get wet and feel the fireball etc, something which 3d lacked big time

it continues to win the best ride in the world on theme park sites like this http://www.themeparkinsider.com/reviews/universal's_islands_of_adventure/the_amazing_adventures_of_spider-man/

one of my friends was clapping like a child throughout it and he is 23 and had ridden most of the big coasters before it

Dragan

Space Monkey 1 : "Paint a self portrait"
Space Monkey 2 : "Build a house"

BrokenArrows

im shocked and appalled that this has not been said yet.

UR MOM

KatiexKOUTURE--

Fill an 80GB ipod without videos... that'd be cool..

zuutroy

BrokenArrows wrote: »

im shocked and appalled that this has not been said yet.

UR MOM

probably coz the person that posted such an Americanism is likely to get flamed.