101 things to do before you die!

Neuro

I'm always amazed by the banality of the things you find in these ubiquitous "Things to do before you die" lists. I mean...

- Swim with a dolphin.
- Have your portrait painted.
- Be a member of the audience in a TV show.
- Make love on a train.
- Plant a tree.
- Grow a garden.
- Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.

...for f**ks sake!

I thing it's time to create a list with some balls. Here's a few:

- Drive your car at over 100MPH on a straight road at night and then turn off your headlights.
- Play Russian roulette at least once.

pancakeman

slag neuro. neuro youre a moron.

done

calis

grow breasts of ur own and stay in for a week!!

klap trap

post a thread like this
live to be 130

Mr. CooL ICE

Get addicted to heroin followed by a stint in rehab.
Drive-by egging through Moyross in Limerick.
Make love outside a garda station.
Naked parachuting.
Drink a whole bottle of Milk Of Magnesia.
Go bush-drinking in Saudi Arabia

Invader Zim

Kill yourself.

calis

tell ur mother ur marrying ur cousin.
drive all the way home on wrong side of the road.
talk to a tramp.
watch ur beard grow for a week.
stalk a star.

Karl Hungus

Why isn't "Lunge wildly at the pope" included in this?

Blisterman

Swim with a dolphin.- Never done
- Have your portrait painted.- Done
- Be a member of the audience in a TV show.-Done
- Make love on a train.- Still have to do
- Plant a tree.- Done, but I ran over it with the lawnmower
- Grow a garden.- Does growing certain plants in your closet count?
- Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.- No Idea what this means
- slag neuro- I'm sure I have, Just to be sure- You suck. Done
grow breasts of ur own and stay in for a week!!- Working on it
post a thread like this- See my thread 101 movies to see before you die
live to be 130- Call me in 112 years
Get addicted to heroin followed by a stint in rehab.- I'll do it when I can afford one of those luxury rehabs.
Drive-by egging through Moyross in Limerick.- Never been to Limerick, but if I do go, that'll be the first thing I do
Make love outside a garda station.- No Maybe I'll kill two birds with one stone and do it on a train passing a garda station
Naked parachuting.- Doesn't a parachute count as clothes
Drink a whole bottle of Milk Of Magnesia.- In one go, or over time? Never done either.
Go bush-drinking in Saudi Arabia- Same as Limerick, but I'll bring a bottle, if I do go.
Kill yourself. - Maybe when I'm 130
tell ur mother ur marrying ur cousin.- I told her the week before the wedding
drive all the way home on wrong side of the road.- Theres no such thing as a wrong side, just whats bad for you personally.
talk to a tramp.- Yeah, your mother neuro
watch ur beard grow for a week.- Coincidentilly I actually did this until yesterday. Dissapointed that not one person noticed.
stalk a star.- Never, stalkers are weird.

Well thats all I've done. I'm going to bed. it's cold here outside Pat kenny's house.

Dr. Loon

calis wrote:

talk to a tramp.
watch ur beard grow for a week.
stalk a star.

I have done these.
I like the idea of getting addicted to heroin. Takes a bit of cash though for the rehab part.

Tyrrial

Lie to someone you've just met about everything

pickarooney

Screw the rehab bit, just get hooked when you're in your 90s, what's the worst that can happen.

spunkymunky

Go to Vegas and bet it all on Black

Cactus Col

Sleep with partner's / best mate's mother / father. (or all four at once) (or all six at once)

DEmeant0r

Are you bi- cactus?

Cactus Col

nope, straight ... but that doesn't mean I'm not open to new experiences.

(just not with dudes)!

swalsh

neked bungee over grand canyon

BolBill

Sleep with a volumptous woman 10 years your senior

Pet

Invent a new word like "volumptous", and refuse to define it in any way.

Cactus Col

Shag an ugly bird / bloke.

(any girls wishing to shag an ugly bloke, pm me)

Maximilian

Make cement pop-tarts

rainbow kirby

...And eat them.

Cosplay anime costumes in Grafton Street in mid-December.

Gurgle

Take over the world
Drive a McLaren F1 on the autobahn
Kylie
Take over the world
Learn to fly (w/o plane)
Take over the world
Retire (ASAP)

Zapho

Use the phrase "I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b!tch" during an actual conversion!

Sleepy

My own personal to-do before I die list:

a parachute jump
scuba dive with a great white shark
learn to fly a plane
father a child.

jonny68

Smoke Crack with yardies in South London and fire off your Uzi sub machine gun and passers by

Frighten an old biddy nearly to death with a satan mask

Paraglide off the Al Burj Arab Hotel in Dubai

Break into Buckingham Palace and have a **** in the queens bed...

omnicorp

have an... experiment... with pastry; tobasco; Heinz Ketchup, the only ketchup fit for a king; and some sort of... propelent... in the middle of Grafton Street.

Also, throw a punch at George Bush

Only Human

kill myself

mp3guy

say your last words

Waltons

Save Timmy from the well. Without Lassie

worded

- To dig up a really old thread

- Ive never been with a black woman or a Chinese woman.

So Id like to sleep with a black Chinese woman and kill two birds with my two stones.