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What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭z80CPU
    Darth Randomer


    Somebody allowed to use your prized techie bling who messes up the settings breaks it in some way and then tell ya " oh that tech bling is known to have an inherent fault like that "95% of the time Irish



  • Posts: 333 [Deleted User]


    I have issues, here comes my list:

    1. Cork people who think that they have always been the only ones to use the term longer

    2 Pronouns in bio's

    3 Dreads on white guys

    4 Gangs of middle aged men in tights on bikes hogging small country roads

    5 S. Harris and most of the members of Dáil Éireann.

    6 All other drivers except me 😀

    7 Emasculated dudes who think they have to apologise for every man that ever lived.

    8 Pretentious people who keep telling you how much they like going to markets, yet you always see them in Dunnes with their trolleys of shiite.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    As a poster described it in the Someone you inexplicably can't stand thread, it's the Heinrich Himmler glasses and the inner circle of Lenin's advisors dress sense.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,783 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    “Free Palestine” d1cks who couldn’t pick out the Middle East, never mind Palestine on a map



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭thereiver


    Dreads on any white person , any man even the with a top knot. Anyone who says i.m a member of the. X community . Ok you are a traveler or gay etc. No big deal anyone who uses the pronoun they , you were born male or female eg a single human being . They is a plural pronoun.

    Anyone who has to buy the iphone every year. Unless you are a pro photographer there s little difference between this year's model and the one you bought 2 years ago .

    People on you tube who go on about the latest phone PC laptop oh look it's 4 per cent faster than last year's model

    They forget to mention they get the latest phones for free or laptops on loan to test them.

    Anyone who gives thier child child strange names .you are doing them no favors .



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭Glencarraig


    Stupid cnuts who walk around with their heads stuck in their phones and not watching where they are going, I take great delight in letting them get close to me and then I shout BOO at them, I just love their stupid faced reaction.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,394 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    People who call their Apple branded phone an iPhone.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,037 ✭✭✭✭pgj2015


    "Beep for Gazza" 🤨 and what good is that going to do? end the war? it will just cause annoyance for anyone living in the area, what if someone has just done a night shift and is trying to get some sleep.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭Airyfairy12


    1. People who obsess over handshakes
    2. People who give tight handshakes, you just know they're the type of person who obsesses over handshakes.
    3. People who drive around in SUV's, Range Rovers ect, unless youre working on a farm or pulling trailers youve no need for these cars, theyre horrible for the environment, the government wont put extra taxes on them so the smaller car owners are paying the price for emission taxes. They take up too much space in car parks and when parked on the street and our roads arent build for them.
    4. Loud car engines
    5. People who overbuy for their kids on Christmas, spend thousands on gifts and then post it on social media. You didnt spend that money for your kids, you spent for yourself so you could post it on social media because you think it makes you look some sort of way. Not only this but its generally bad form as youre equating love with monetary and materialistic possessions, this is an awful message to send to children. Parents that do this put huge amounts of pressure on themselves every year to spend loads of money on gifts from Santa. Parents who cant afford to spend that money on their kids see your post and feel insecure. Children see these posts or tell each other what Santa brought them and compare themselves to their friends. Its just horrible for everyone's wellbeing and mental health. You look like youre overcompensating, you look like have low intelligence and no cop on or ethics and like you have no boundaries with your own children. Youre a bad parent!
    6. Small business owners who dont have good communication with their customers, dont respond to messages/emails, take a long time to post orders after taking the money, and generally treat their customers like a pain in the hole for god for bid, expecting to receive what they ordered and paid for to be delivered or ready on time and in good condition.
    7. Tailgaters!! I will drive like a snail if you tailgate me! I will drive so slow you'll experience a new level of frustration. Back off!
    8. Anyone who is rude to restaurant/hotel/service staff.
    9. restaurant/hotel/service staff that are rude to customers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,934 ✭✭✭Ezeoul


    These are the same types of silly people (referred to by others previously in the thread) who will step out in front of moving traffic and then act offended or call others bad drivers if they get a horn beeped at them.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Saw a great one of these on the Luas one day. The tram driver beeped at an idiot who crossed dangerously close in front of it on the phone and wearing headphones. Your man's reaction was to lose the rag and start gesticulating at the driver.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,864 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    That does not happen. Please tell be this is from a bad film…



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,864 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    Or holding a door open and not a simple cheers. I don't expect to get a medal, but it's nice.

    I can spot it a mile away now. Still hold it open, but so tempted to let it go at the last second.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,002 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    So what's your problem with people using cargo bikes all about?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭mikep


    People who use the phrase " I have a side hustle"



  • Posts: 4,229 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Their ongoing negativity towards people like me who need their cars for occasional use & don’t believe cargo bikes are an appropriate substitute.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,153 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    I find it's mainly women who let doors slam on the people behind them



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,153 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Again spinal chord injury, complete waste of motion using flashers to make people feel better



  • Posts: 333 [Deleted User]


    I like no 7. I hate when people drive up my a$$. I slow down to about 10km/h, especially pleasing if the driver cannot overtake me. Mind you, don't get offended if it's you behind me as I drive an SUV for a particular reason that is not related to pulling trailers or farming.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭Airyfairy12


    i did it recently on the way to lidl, driving 50km on a 50km road, a car comes up behind me and might aswell be touching my bumper so I began to slow down but he didnt take the hint so I drove at a snails pace. I could see the man in the car behind throwing his arms around getting annoyed, he even had opportunities to over take but stayed stuck to my car. Slowed his journey down by good 5 minutes and it was fully deserved.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,864 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    How dare you! You are wrong!

    He's an absolute tosser(on the pitch) and I love him!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,864 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    Not a house would be built so.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,864 ✭✭✭gameoverdude


    Smart babies.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,037 ✭✭✭✭pgj2015


    feel better? its just basic manners.

    we all know most of these no wave drivers have no spinal injuries, they are just self entitled and have zero manners.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,153 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    How the **** can one feel better after a spinal chord injury?

    If you wave or flash in your test you'll fail therefore unnecessary



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,037 ✭✭✭✭pgj2015


    I was quoting you when I said feel better. yeah but we all do things you don't do in your test, like listen to the radio while driving, one hand on steering wheel, harmless things like that. strawman……………



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,600 ✭✭✭Mr. teddywinkles




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,600 ✭✭✭Mr. teddywinkles


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,600 ✭✭✭Mr. teddywinkles


    Im driving with a big rubber dildo as my emblem from now on😁



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,885 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Zzzzz…them who obsess moan and bitch on repeat about SUVs ( like we don’t have enough real world problems right now ) not possessing the cop on to grasp that a large percentage of them are some of the most green and environmentally friendly vehicles going, using electric and hybrid tech to power them firstly…

    Secondly some people may require an SUV, for work reasons, or even for health reasons, ie. practical requirements as in our family, best of luck getting a wheelchair or walking frame into the boot of a Nissan Leaf, Toyota Prius etc. especially with shopping and anything else required to travel 🤦🏻‍♂️ theirs is bizarre, bitter, bitchy and scatty thinking probably in truth worthy of a sit down with a health professional…

    .



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