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In these strange times humour can help us

  • 22-09-2022 9:57pm
    Registered Users Posts: 4,585 ✭✭✭skimpydoo

    A English man a French man and a Irish man all die and go to hell. While there they notice a red telephone and ask the devil what it's for. The devil tells them it's to call earth.

    The English man asks him if he can call London for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil tells him the cost is a million dollars, so the English man writes him a check.

    Next, the French man calls Paris and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished the devil tells him that the cost is 6 million dollars, and he writes him a check.

    Finally, the Irish man gets his turn, calls Dublin and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil tells him the cost is $5.00.

    The other 2 go ballistic and ask why their calls were so expensive. The devil smiles and says "Since Micheál Martin took office Ireland has gone to hell so its a local call"

    This joke should have put a smile on your face and maybe have you chuckling. If it doesn't we know where your loyalties lie.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,774 ✭✭✭Jim_Hodge

    So Hell is The US: with Dollars and Checks.

  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 36,051 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha

    Well, it's either that or it's a weak joke. I think it's the latter. Seems like the sort of thing that gets copied and pasted from places like Reddit.

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith

  • Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭xxxxxxl

    I miss the old English man Irish man Scotsman tbh.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,042 ✭✭✭Archeron

    A dyslexic bloke walks into a bra

  • Registered Users Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard



    Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working.

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!

  • Registered Users Posts: 185 ✭✭setanta1000

    That was brilliant!! Haven't heard that before - reminds me of the old Python song which had the line:

    Rene Decartes was a drunken fart; "I drink therefore I am"

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  • Registered Users Posts: 32,600 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock

    If this post contains the phrase "we're done here" it means I've proven what I set out to prove and I don't want to keep going round in circles.

    It's not about "winning" it's about illustrating a point.