Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

crazy 88

Reversed without looking behind himself....muppet

2smiggy

you should have looked in the mirror before the 'bump'

Beechwoodspark

Any time I’m in a dublin taxi (which isn’t often I admit) the driver insists on telling me their whole boring life story etc etc droning on and on and on.

gmisk

Sounds like this taxi driver was flying about the place to get a woman to the airport...he drove into the front of another car....lol

"I'll get to that in a second"

in other words, stop interrupting me Joe, because I got a long drawn out story to tell

Atlantic Dawn

What colour was the ambulance?

2smiggy

Lisa sounds like she should not be driving anywhere !!

crazy 88

And you could have reversed into a human you idiot. If was dub marathon day there would have been loads of people walking around between stopped cars. You deserved to lose your no claims for that alone.

gmisk

This woman sounds dottery tbh....

Drove into the back of another car...

leath_dub

"Get me an ambulance!"

Once you hear that missus, you're screwed!

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119699980#Comment_119699980

that's dubs in general, not just taxi drivers...obviously then when you have a Dub taxi driver well that's another level

Atlantic Dawn

Inshurdance.

gmisk

An Ad for Zurich car insurance....ha ha

McDermotX

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119699980#Comment_119699980

Sal'o'derths

Personally, I've yet to come across a taxi driver dat hasnt gone down de whole foreign apartment/villa route in de good oul days

Atlantic Dawn

Eggwars.

busunderer

i have been up to me bollx whats the story? has joe returned?

gmisk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119700014#Comment_119700014

You are lucky...I have met plenty in my time...I would say Sunny Beach is chock full of them! Wreck the heads the lot of them.

zell12

subtitles 88888

crazy 88

"As you may know". No, I don't think most people know what goes on in Cavan

gmisk

Blockade of Aldi/Lidl...due to eggs....here come the puns surely..

"Egg on their face" etc

busunderer

ALDI regional manager with a towel over the phones hand piece

“Your point in contacting us please cawlur?” He rarely asks that.

2smiggy

people would like to be paid a fair price for their produce you tight cavan ghoul

zell12

Aldi & Lidl getting free publicity!

gmisk

I watched that doc recently secrets of the middle aisle it focussed on a couple of Aldi/Lidl shops.

They work them hard for their money!

But the people in them seem like decent hard working people, lot of Polish lads/lassies need a tough exterior I would say.

crazy 88

De oye-eff-ay poultry commission LoL

gmisk

"what have eggs got to do with nappies?"

Atlantic Dawn

Spokesperson never listened to Liveline before and has no idea how to put Joe back in his box.

Duffoon puts his jackboots on.

zell12

"Wots eggs got to do wiv napies?"