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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭funnydoggy


    I forgot to hold firm for a while yesterday :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭JibJabWibWab


    Most Saturday mornings I get up at 6am and drive around 80kms through 3 counties to climb a mountain...


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,072 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    I was out for a walk locally and am mortified I forgot to wash my hands for 30 seconds .Mind you I might be forgiven as I touched nothing at all .


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,795 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    Most Saturday mornings I get up at 6am and drive around 80kms through 3 counties to climb a mountain...

    you ll be given an infinite mountain to climb in heaven, for penance of course


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭funnydoggy


    iamwhoiam wrote: »
    I was out for a walk locally and am mortified I forgot to wash my hands for 30 seconds .Mind you I might be forgiven as I touched nothing at all .


    starts coughing


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭JibJabWibWab


    Wanderer78 wrote: »
    you ll be given an infinite mountain to climb in heaven, for penance of course

    That's the most benign threat I've ever received, thank you :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,795 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    That's the most benign threat I've ever received, thank you :pac:

    dont push it, or we ll give you gore tex boots, clothes and other accessories, to add to your penance


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭funnydoggy


    Wanderer78 wrote: »
    dont push it, or we ll give you gore tex boots, clothes and other accessories, to add to your penance




    And you'll meet a fella coming down the mountain saying, "Era 'tis only around the corner, 10 minutes to the top"


  • Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭eastie17


    funnydoggy wrote: »
    I forgot to hold firm for a while yesterday :(
    I'm having problems getting it firm to hold it these days, is that a symptom of COVID? Do I need to contact my GP for a free test? Should I self isolate?


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    I bought cans yesterday, after being under strict orders not to from my NPHET betters.
    Drank most of them too, but guess this pain I feel this morning is my penance for going against Saints Tony & Ronan


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭funnydoggy


    eastie17 wrote: »
    I'm having problems getting it firm to hold it these days, is that a symptom of COVID? Do I need to contact my GP for a free test? Should I self isolate?


    I'm bowing out before I get threadbanned... feeling very boisterous this morning :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,064 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    I bought a completely unnecessary specialbuy in Aldi this morning. I'm disgusted with myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Visited my parents yesterday, bought a few beers on the way home. Got the wife a drink aswell. Had a great night.
    I expect Satan will be calling for me soon.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭KrustyUCC


    retalivity wrote: »
    I bought cans yesterday, after being under strict orders not to from my NPHET betters.
    Drank most of them too, but guess this pain I feel this morning is my penance for going against Saints Tony & Ronan

    Patrick O'Donovan will be very disappointed in us

    I got a takeaway growler yesterday

    Rising Sons Handsum IPA

    Sure according to him we were meant to drown the shamrock with water not alcohol lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭funnydoggy


    KrustyUCC wrote: »
    Patrick O'Donovan will be very disappointed in us

    I got a takeaway growler yesterday

    Rising Sons Handsum IPA

    Sure according to him we were meant to drown the shamrock with water not alcohol lol


    Poor relation?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭KrustyUCC


    funnydoggy wrote: »
    Poor relation?

    ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭funnydoggy


    KrustyUCC wrote: »
    ?


    Name of a bar in Cork - took a guess where you got the growler :D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I gave up on restrictions two weeks ago and have been driving 20km to a national park on the daily. Do a 12km walk or run when I get there and drive the 20km back :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭KrustyUCC


    Never heard of that one lol

    No Artys in Ballincollig

    One of Bennys Bars


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,434 ✭✭✭jhegarty


    I didn't clap for the NHS workers last night.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭daydorunrun


    Was out for a run with a friend. I'm ashamed to say we bumped into a fellow runner who tagged along for 5 minutes thus breaking the the maximum number of people exercising together.

    “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” Homer.



  • Registered Users Posts: 205 ✭✭Skygord


    I've stopped singing Happy Birthday :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 787 ✭✭✭RGS


    Was out for a run with a friend. I'm ashamed to say we bumped into a fellow runner who tagged along for 5 minutes thus breaking the the maximum number of people exercising together.


    That's a real mortal sin.


    No penance will absolve you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,892 ✭✭✭the kelt


    I forgot to “put on the green jersey”

    And yesterday of all days to forget!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,293 ✭✭✭phormium


    I went to the garden centre yesterday, didn't even realise they were still open until recently! Outside my 5k, took the back roads just in case, tis a fright to feel so guilty driving around your own country!

    BTW interacted with nobody, didn't even buy anything, it was just nice to ramble around looking at plants.


  • Registered Users Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Housefree


    Didn't break any restrictions but have now let the kids out on the street with their friends since they went back to school, all the other families on the street seem to have done the same


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I had sex with my ex’s mother!












    Sorry wrong thread.


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 75,269 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    It is against site rules to encourage any illegal activity

    A thread where posters gloat about breaching restrictions does just that


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