Most unhealthy item you ate or drank

Sgt Hartman

Mine was a "messy burger" from a roadside food stall situated on a roundabout on the outskirts of Portsmouth England back in December 2002. It was 2 quarter pounder burgers topped with a heap of kebab meat, onions and taco sauce in a bun.

beerguts

One morning several years ago I got a breakfast roll from a 24 hour Gala staffed by Chinese workers. I say the stuff was at least 12 hours old when I ate it. followed by a bag of skips, a chicken skewer and 750ml bottle of Pepsi max, I had liquid **** about 20 mins later and throughout the rest of the day.

Darc19

Pork scratchings.

Aka, "flavoured fat"

Plasandrunt

I made this the other day, was absolutely unreal.

Church on Tuesday

Supermacs.

Kamu

Deep-fried Mars bar
Delicious, and disgusting

Yyhhuuu

Large Toblerone bar ( two pieces)two muffins and packet of crisps this afternoon

StupidLikeAFox

A quadruple cheeseburger. Went in as a lump, sat in my stomach in a lump, and came out 3 days later in a lump. The entire experience was unpleasant from start to finish and I was glad to see the back of it

aziz

Pot noodle

trashcan

Yyhhuuu wrote: »

Large Toblerone bar ( two pieces)two muffins and packet of crisps this afternoon

That’s the most unhealthy thing you’ve ever eaten ? Ah come on, you’re just not trying

A kebab that I got at the end of the night out years ago in Sunny Beach Bulgaria.

The vendor guy was proud-as-punch with his creation, as if he was unveiling some 2* Michelin Restaurant "pièce de résistance".

In fairness I gave him the benefit of the doubt but the 2 bites that I took I imagined to be the provenance of a starved piece of mutton that crawled out of Chernobyl, having survived for a couple of years on irradiated radishes.

When he wasn't looking I managed to slip it into a bin 10 yards down the road.

An octuple burger with sixteen slices of cheese and a pile of bacon, gravy chips, onion rings and washed down with a (very large) milkshake.


Yes, it was a food challenge, yes I completed in time and yes, it was in America.

italodisco

I had a kebab and cornish pasty in benidorm at 6am after a heavy night, 1 hour later arrived back at the hotel and breakfast was being served, a buffet, so I had around 10 streaky rashers and 2 croissant.
Christ, I passed out around 9am, woke up 17 hours later to vomit on the pillow and poo in the bed.
Health goals

Rodney Bathgate

[Deleted User] wrote: »

An octuple burger with sixteen slices of cheese and a pile of bacon, gravy chips, onion rings and washed down with a (very large) milkshake.


Yes, it was a food challenge, yes I completed in time and yes, it was in America.

Was it free? Is there now a Polaroid picture of you on display in the restaurant?

FortuneChip

Stroh 80 rum. Definitely not to be drank neat.

I stayed in the chernobyl hotel and ate in the only restaurant. It only offered locally produced food.

It was breaded chicken, tomatoes and potatoes. I doubt it was healthy but it stayed down and was probable healthier than half the **** mentioned in this thread.

Rodney Bathgate

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

Was it free? Is there now a Polaroid picture of you on display in the restaurant?

It was indeed free upon completion, but no t-shirt

And my polaroid was hanging pride of place (with six others) but apparently the place has closed down.

Feenix

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

I stayed in the chernobyl hotel and ate in the only restaurant. It only offered locally produced food.

It was breaded chicken, tomatoes and potatoes. I doubt it was healthy but it stayed down and was probable healthier than half the **** mentioned in this thread.

Chicken tomaotes & patatoes, how did you survive you mad bastard?

KungPao

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

I stayed in the chernobyl hotel and ate in the only restaurant. It only offered locally produced food.

It was breaded chicken, tomatoes and potatoes. I doubt it was healthy but it stayed down and was probable healthier than half the **** mentioned in this thread.

So it was not great, not terrible?

JustAThought

KungPao wrote: »

So it was not great, not terrible?

It was fine but he can’t get to sleep anymore as the light from the glow in the dark off his hands keeps him awake.

KungPao

KungPao wrote: »

So it was not great, not terrible?

Better than expected but the potatoes kept trying to run away

Potential-Monke

That new Big King 3.0 from Burgerking is a right contender for heartattack in a burger. Massive yoke.

However, when I was younger I used to eat briquettes, coal, firelighters, lead from pencils... briquettes and coal were particularly nice though. I also used to sneak out of my room in the middle of the night and eat the entire bowl of sugar. Often be found comatose behind the couch with the bowl empty beside me. Suppose that's where I created my resistance to sugar and as such caffeine and Red Bull type products don't really affect me.

parttime

Aldi Jack Daniels knock-off. Not worth it. 3 day hang over!

Sgt Hartman

I remember eating about 4 green lime flavoured Mr Freeze Ice pops back when I was about 10. I had stomach cramps and green coloured poo for the next 2 days. I'd say whatever food colouring (and flavouring) was used in those things has been banned since.

I had a dodgy curry from some place in Denmark Street Limerick back around 2003. I should have known it was dodgy when I saw "meat" madras on the menu but after having 6 pints in the Locke Bar I didn't care. That night I was spewing brown lava from both ends and spent the next day curled up in a ball in bed as white as a sheet. The curry place in question was closed by health inspectors not long afterwards.

Trigger Happy

A breakfast pizza that was served in some dive cafe in some village in northern ireland. It was basically a pizza base with a big fry up on it and melted cheese on top. "The Widow Maker"

I was hungover as fck and it did the trick to be honest.

Sky King

Slice of easy single
Birdseye potato waffle
Slice of easy single
Birdseye potato waffle
Slice of easy single
Birdseye potato waffle

Bang it in the microwave to melt the cheese.

Guerillabear

Half a jar of peanut butter and half a jar of nutella, with a spoon and a glass of milk.

TrampFighter

FortuneChip wrote: »

Stroh 80 rum. Definitely not to be drank neat.

I've had that too, tastes like your drinking a car battery.

also Adolf Hitler's drink of choice apparently.

artanevilla

Kebab.

Gregor Samsa

Had a burger with a bun dyed black with charcoal.

It was meh, and the novelty bun (which wasn't mentioned on the menu, so wasn't something I'd actually chosen) didn't add anything to the experience. Forgot all about it after eating it.

Following day nature took its course and when I looked in the jacks, I immediately freaked out that I was suffering from severe internal bleeding, until I remembered where the matt black colour came from.

kildare lad

A battered black pudding in scotland years ago , you'd could feel the arteries blocking after every bite

stoneill

I once ate a tin of Master McGrath dog food as a bet.
Not too bad actually.

blackvalley

Ok this was self inflicted but my partner was on a clean up binge and found some " out of date " stuff in the fridge . Namely a tub of yogurt and a tin of sardines . Yogurt out by about a week and sardines by a year . Dont believe much in " best before " and will always go with smell and taste test .
The remark that " bet you wont eat them " was all that was needed so both were mixed together in a bowl and demolished .
Didnt taste great and not a combination I would recommend but it went down and stayed down.
Hasnt effected me in the slightest ( some would say )

Oh almost forgot . Had barbecued rat in Cambodia a few years ago . Nice.

J Mysterio

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

I had a dodgy curry from some place in Denmark Street Limerick back around 2003. I should have known it was dodgy when I saw "meat" madras on the menu but after having 6 pints in the Locke Bar I didn't care. That night I was spewing brown lava from both ends and spent the next day curled up in a ball in bed as white as a sheet. The curry place in question was closed by health inspectors not long afterwards.

Similar experience in an Indian in Tralee. To this day I can't eat Jalfrezi, and the smell of it turns my stomach.

Captain Flaps

My friend fixed our local chipper's dodgy box when he lost his albanian channels, so he made up pretty much anything we wanted for a couple of years before the place closed. He'd batter anything we brought in. I think the best, worst creation we ever came up with was a battered creme egg. It's probably not the unhealthiest meal I've ever had but it was likely the least nutritional calories I've ever consumed.

fryup

those slush ice candy's i use to have as a kid, use to always get the sh!ts from them:o

stoneill

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

I stayed in the chernobyl hotel and ate in the only restaurant. It only offered locally produced food.

It was breaded chicken, tomatoes and potatoes. I doubt it was healthy but it stayed down and was probable healthier than half the **** mentioned in this thread.

The owner of the Chernobyl Hotel can count on one hand how many people ate there.
It's 12.

lemonkey

Yyhhuuu wrote: »

Large Toblerone bar ( two pieces)two muffins and packet of crisps this afternoon

Stoned to death I'd say :pac:

eviltimeban

64 slices of American cheese

Mecrab

Battered mars bar/wispa
Triple whopper from BK
Probably any kebab ever, that meat just can't be good for ya

stoneill

eviltimeban wrote: »

64 slices of American cheese

Did you go blind?

Beechwoodspark

Those burritos people seem to be mad for now are fairly unhealthy

Sgt Hartman

fryup wrote: »

those slush ice candy's i use to have as a kid, use to always get the sh!ts from them:o

The food colouring in them would change the colour of your ****e. The green and blue ones were the worst offenders.

Another unhealthy favourite of mine when I lived in Portsmouth were Fray Bentos tinned Steak and Kidney puddings. One small pudding alone was 1500 calories.

The local pub would also leave bowls of deep fried potatoes on the counter for their customers with a tumbler of salt. The fatty salty snack was designed for both soakage and to make you thirsty for more beer.

theteal

eviltimeban wrote: »

64 slices of American cheese

I think you forgot the inverted commas there

begbysback

Thread is a complete fail, nothing here remotely bad enough worth a mention, not surprising though given that if we were hungry enough and had to survive we would eat each other, and be licking the lips afterward.

Sgt Hartman

begbysback wrote: »

Thread is a complete fail, nothing here remotely bad enough worth a mention, not surprising though given that if we were hungry enough and had to survive we would eat each other, and be licking the lips afterward.

Okay, what was the most unhealthy thing you ever ate??

I see sheep

Homemade alcohol - woke up in the middle of the night with my heart visibly pounding and unable to speak. Lucky I survived tbh.

jester77

Not sure what would be the unhealthiest, a Francesinha would be up there close to the top

igCorcaigh

Not me, but friends of my parents.

This guy owned a pub, and they used to keep all the leftovers and slop in a bucket for the greyhounds.

After drinking all night in the bar, well, you get the idea. They survived.

begbysback

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Okay, what was the most unhealthy thing you ever ate??

I wouldn’t consider anything unhealthy in and of itself, except maybe for inedible objects like marbles and nails. Anything that is edible is not unhealthy unless it is consumed in great quantities, or poisonous of course.

If we started to eat each other would you consider that unhealthy?

trashcan

begbysback wrote: »

If we started to eat each other would you consider that unhealthy?

Depends. Boiled or fried ?