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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'd certainly not be driving a 5 Series if that allowance was on offer. But perhaps she can include inshurdance, tax and fuel so maybe yes.

    I know right?

    Here’s another fun fact: what is the number one decision factor for women buying cars?

    Colour.











    That is not a joke, nor intended to be a sexist comment. It is fact.
    Not make, model, fuel efficiency, mpg, etc.
    colour.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,863 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Brown Thomas don’t sell wine.
    They do on the top floor...glug glug
    Lots and lots champagne, but some wine too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,863 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    I know right?

    Here’s another fun fact: what is the number one decision factor for women buying cars?

    Colour.











    That is not a joke, nor intended to be a sexist comment. It is fact.
    Not make, model, fuel efficiency, mpg, etc.
    colour.
    I would have gone with naming the car lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,393 ✭✭✭KevRossi




    [*]Ex Hurleyer superstar Seamus Troy, the poor lad he was beaten up, worse than in a regular GAA fight, and he wasn't happy as the purple traitor didn't do enough time.
    [/LIST]

    Todays card is liable to chance, and Lord knows we always do.
    Mr O’Flynn said that he was not offering it as an excuse but Sheehan had consumed a headshop drug called spice, thinking it was cannabis. He said the drug was recognised as having psychotic effects on users.

    Seems the attacker was on the legal high that Joe went to the trouble of ridding us of a few years back. He'll take credit that we don't have loads of similar attacks.

    Remember Joe praising Mary Harney for all her work as a Minister, just because she banned the head shops. Forgetting all the misery and poor management she's responsible for of course.

    The drug gangs still raise a glass to Joe once a year, he incresed their profits by a few million every year.
    I swear I saw Dee Forbes in a black BMW 5 series parked next to me in Nutgrove today.

    Seen a few other RTE big shots in 5-Series'. They obviously have some sort of deal with a leasing company, or BMW themselves. Tubs had a few of them, last saw him about 2 years ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    State Pathologist Mulligan, can we be sure that you won't sit down on one of the deceased people while making a phone call and put a photo of it up on social media?


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    Don't be ridiculous. She doesn't shop in Nutgrove.

    If you said Brown Thomas, maybe.

    It was in the section near the pet store where I get de cat litter... maybe she has a pet to be added to Pets of de Pandemic?


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,863 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    It was in the section near the pet store where I get de cat litter... maybe she has a pet to be added to Pets of de Pandemic?
    A fat cat would be appropriate...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    KevRossi wrote: »
    Seems the attacker was on the legal high that Joe went to the trouble of ridding us of a few years back. He'll take credit that we don't have loads of similar attacks.

    Remember Joe praising Mary Harney for all her work as a Minister, just because she banned the head shops. Forgetting all the misery and poor management she's responsible for of course.

    The drug gangs still raise a glass to Joe once a year, he incresed their profits by a few million every year.



    Seen a few other RTE big shots in 5-Series'. They obviously have some sort of deal with a leasing company, or BMW themselves. Tubs had a few of them, last saw him about 2 years ago.

    De 5 series is nice, light and nimble to drive, at home on tiny country lanes and on highway alike


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    It was in the section near the pet store where I get de cat litter... maybe she has a pet to be added to Pets of de Pandemic?

    She has.........it’s name is Joe!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    I'd say that it was Prince Phillip that made those remarks, I'd lay money on it.


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    Re Archie's prospected skin colour sounds precisely like something Phillip would say.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,863 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Eoghan McDermott's contract not being renewed, "RTÉ is developing a new direction for the 2FM Breakfast Show which will be revealed in the coming weeks." so to speak.

    https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2021/0308/1202676-rte-confirms-eoghan-mcdermott-will-not-return-to-2fm/
    He just wants to spend more time in Australia*



    *If you believe that I have some magic beans I could sell you...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Re Archie's prospected skin colour sounds precisely like something Phillip would say.

    And there's both of us with egg on our faces :(

    I think Harry needs security from Meghan's influence.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,863 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    She has.........it’s name is Joe!
    He is more like an annoying stray...meowing and scrapping at her door that won't f#ck off I would say...


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    How will he pronounce Marmion today?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    How will he pronounce Marmion today?

    Wrongly; how else?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,704 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Fcuk me he's like a dog with a bone(r)


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    How will he pronounce Marmion today?

    Marmy Yon!


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,761 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Just another warning that even I don't know what my agenda is on this anymore, and I must be stopped at all costs"


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,824 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Re Archie's prospected skin colour sounds precisely like something Phillip would say.

    Philip is a legend. The World needs more straight shooters. A Lion for his family.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 38,821 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    He seems to be going for Marmy Um today.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    It's MarmioM again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    How many days has this been covered?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    On de prowl de way Joe prowls de graveyards of Doobalin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    The "Heinous, Heinious crimes of Marmiam" :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,462 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    tiny-businessman-concrete-background-tries-to-destroy-large-retro-radio-set-broken-hammer-tiny-businessman-103549543.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,079 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Marmium....... he’s at it again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,470 ✭✭✭cozar


    joe's tone when talking about Marmion is the same as when he was talking about the evil solicitors.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,704 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Is there going to be anybody else on besides Joe


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    I wouldn't go throwing stones in that glasshouse, Joe, you might find people asking some questions about your own organisations in the next few months.


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