Liveline Valentine: Roses are red, violations are blue, do be, do be do be do.

Sir Oxman

Dempo1 wrote: »

Is every brit that calls in a looney

Yup.
Fact.

Losty Dublin

Oh great, man with unusual voice buys Elvis tat online.

You wouldn't win that on the Lotto.

littlevillage

Dempo1 wrote: »

This is just awful S****

I wonder if I rang up about "de Dublilin mint" :rolleyes:

gmisk

How about...a little less conversation and a little more action....?

Beechwoodspark

Now we will have a very boring but very thorough discussion of maurices collection of Elvis junk

They should rename this program Get a life-line.

tupenny

This lad sounds like the satchwell lad.

Wtf is the point of the call though caller?

dvcireland

this guy from Swords, knows were Tupelo is, no chance he'd know were Churchtown is

TheHomeService

I wish someone would remind Duffy that this is National Radio, not a cosy chat in the post office queue.

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

good mixture of rubbish today

It's tedious.

generalgerry

She wrote me a lovely letter

"Dear Sir,

Never ever contact me again or I will report you to the authorities,

Sincerely,
"

Dempo1

Stolen? Couldn't give it away you clown

TheHomeService

Duffy setting Maurice up for a robbery.

Jordan 199

gmisk wrote: »

How about...a little less conversation and a little more action....?

Come on!
Come on!

sligojoek

Give out his address now Joe

Losty Dublin

dvcireland wrote: »

this guy from Swords, knows were Tupelo is, no chance he'd know were Churchtown is

:pac:

gmisk

Is this lad today's token Brit?!

His most prized possession...
"I have photocopies of a letter from Elvis"
Err....okkkk

dvcireland

https://dublingazette.com/news/elvis-maurice-39221/

Swords’ biggest Elvis fan bids for Priscilla Presley’s ‘twin’ statue

McDermotX

And do you want to tell us the code on your alarm system, caller?

generalgerry

You are judging her on her beauty??

Losty Dublin

Ask him if he has Elvis's last burger wrappers.

Alfred123

Whats the expensive Elvis item you have, caller ?

I've got one of his unwashed underpants from 1976, Joe ..

Dempo1

They collect dust also, who the F*** is Dolores Harte

withless

Back to de Letters Of History and Joe asking how much dere woortd.

This is enough cr@p for a Monday, out for a walk.

CH3OH

the statue may not get through customs... probably returned to sender

dvcireland

ffs Swords answer to Brian Potter

McDermotX

tupenny

Aw heeeeeoir!!
Elvis puns

Losty Dublin

And ten minutes late Sister Wooden Heart rang me.