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Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

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    #6122
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Is this a call from the Aras

    Joe is talking out of his aras, as usual.


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    #6123
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    PsychoPete wrote: »
    "Do you need a strepsil caller"

    A strepsil would look like a frisbee for him


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    #6124
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Could he buy large boys clothes?


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    #6125
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,407 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    zell12 wrote: »
    "what are our total measurements?"

    Is this a gay-chat call?
    Size 6 feet caller....extra extra small...


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    #6126
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,015 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    In shoes up to 5.5 they are considered children's and VAT exempt.


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    #6127
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Would women's trousers be the answer?

    Reminds me of the episode of The Office (American version) where Michael Scott buys a wimin’s suit.....


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    #6128
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    follow the yellow brick road down to Louis Copeland

    Louis Copeland waiting on line 2?


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    #6129
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,847 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Nothing quite says Christmas like a fake bag from Henry Street.

    Or a Ralf Laren tee shurt.


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    #6130
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,407 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    6 stone?!?

    What is he wearing?...the clothes from a ken doll?!


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    #6131
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭shearforce


    The flies not long enough

    Lol


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    #6132
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 24,357 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    My fly is not long enough, Joe


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    #6133
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,206 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Small man with short flies seeks lady with large opening. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #6134
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    He needs an orange box to stand on in the jack's :)


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    #6135
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,952 ✭✭✭furiousox


    We've finally gone through the looking glass, I'm out.

    CPL 593H



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    #6136
    cozar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭cozar


    Louis Copeland on line 1,Dubarry on line 2.


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    #6137
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Feck - post polio patient.


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    #6138
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,015 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    I'd imagine it's easy to get that sizing online.


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    #6139
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Is he officially a dwarf ?
    Cos if he was would slagging him here be considered "hate speech" ?


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    #6140
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I’ve a 36.5” inside leg in trousers. Mine are either made or bought in de Yew Ess Ay. Will I ring in?


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    #6141
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    His shoes all have sonic the hedgehog on the side


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    #6142
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,329 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Screen_Shot_2019-01-11_at_4.38.56_PM_600x.png?v=1547224782

    would a pikachu onesie suit you Patrick


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    #6143
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,868 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Forget about the polio - get back to the zips in the toilets


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    #6144
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    cozar wrote: »
    Louis Copeland on line 1,Dubarry on line 2.

    McGees not on any line!


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    #6145
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,407 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Is he officially a dwarf ?
    Cos if he was would slagging him here be considered "hate speech" ?
    I think 4ft 10 and below is categorised as dwarfism


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    #6146
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    He just told you Joe he still has breathing issues. Never listens


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    #6147
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,868 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    His shoes all have sonic the hedgehog on the side

    And two Velcro strips


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    #6148
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    I like this fella - a great whinger!


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    #6149
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Jordan 199 wrote: »
    Or a Ralf Laren tee shurt.

    Ralf Leprechaun, more like.


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    #6150
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,739 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    top shelf material

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #6151
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,868 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Man too small for his boots chats to man too big for his boots

    Nomination for next thread title


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