Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

Roger_007

BPKS wrote: »

Havnt heard that ad before.

So we've had a woman hiding in the closet from her husband.

A husband getting abused by his wife.

And now a son locking himself into his room cos his Mammy is giving out to him.

It’s just a ham-fisted attempt at ‘gender balance’.

PieOhMy

Thought Patrick was a tree surgeon and going to offer to sort it out

SEPT 23 1989

dags in the garden

sligojoek

buried wrote: »

Everything else you'd find in de jungle, Crocodiles, Panthers, Parrots.....

Ant n Dec.

Oscar Bravo

Lol hes away now

zell12

Foxes, badgers, hedgehogs

Mervyn Skidmore

When someones says that they spoke to someone in a very civilised manner, it makes me wonder.

buried

"do you get foxes"

sligojoek

Badgers Beavers

PieOhMy

To think these people get the house essentially for free and I'll probably never get a house of my own.

BPKS

Rats the size of a small car!

2smiggy

Many animals of the pandemic, but any names ?!?

Wombatman

Wombatman wrote: »

Get a cat. Next caller.

Cats love an aul jungle

SEPT 23 1989

a rat the size of a small car

Odyssey 2005

I'm out Duffy being stupid as usual.

zell12

Three barking dogs

Rock Lesnar

Maybe its the secret location of i'm a celebrity, get outta dat

lertsnim

What was the rat that broke the camel's back. Don't see that one catching on.

gmisk

A lot of foxes around the area


Oh I say....lots of gentleman callers!


Rats the size of a car....

PieOhMy

The rat that broke the camels back. Another weird camel phrase.

BPKS

PieOhMy wrote: »

To think these people get the house essentially for free and I'll probably never get a house of my own.

Pretend you are homeless, live in a hotel for a year and then hey presto

buried

Horses?

Roger_007

David Attenborough on line 2.

“Could we do a wildlife series in that garden,Joe”

2smiggy

PieOhMy wrote: »

To think these people get the house essentially for free and I'll probably never get a house of my own.

And had that fool Boyd Barrett on earlier saying it should be included in the constitution about how everyone should have a house

Luckycharms_74

Rats the size of a small car

McGinniesta

Roger_007 wrote: »

It’s just a ham-fisted attempt at ‘gender balance’.

The thoughts of it is incredible. Equal opportunities domestic violence.

bmorrissey

Get Darcy on the case, "wild gardens of the lockdown"

SEPT 23 1989

did they sell to relatives of his neighbours?

PieOhMy

Animals of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
An unnamed rat the size of a small car

zell12

Dermot Bannon on line 3