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TheHomeService

PieOhMy wrote: »

Salons
Maternity wards

Beauticians
Beauty Educators (whatever they are)
Street Market Traders

sligojoek

BPKS wrote: »

Have we had people complaining about EVERYTHING that has been shut cos of the pandemic on Liveline since March I wonder?

Quick re-cap and feel free to add to it

Schools
Colleges
Pubs
Sports grounds
Libraries
Theatres
Nursing homes to visitors
Public toilets

Legs ???

thesandeman

shearforce wrote: »

Three Ann's on today...quality

It's about the only woman's name Joe can pronounce without making a balls of it.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

De penissesess or de books?

Both. I have had to throw a library customer out of the building who was playing with his exposed manhood. The Porter brought my attention to it and as supervisor I was required to witness the scenario and approve his removal from the premises. He pretended he didn't realise he was exposed and was very absent minded.

As for how semen got into the middle of books (great page binding qualities) occasionally, I can only imagine the books were being used as a receptacle substitute.

People who think books pose no hygiene issues have never worked in a public library where every known excretion, from time to time, manages to get inside the pages.

One Saturday afternoon one of the staff brought my attention to liberal amounts of faeces on a whole section of shelves. No cleaner on duty, but a great couple of staff who donned rubber gloves, brought out bleach & bucket. All the barcodes had to be taken from the books and about 100
of those dumped into plastic disposal bags. After the physical cleanup, the barcodes had to be scanned in for the tedious process of removing items from the catalogue. A notice had to be put up on the shelf to explain absence of books. In the meantime customers wondered why they had to queue so long at the desk for attention. If anyone wants a job with variety, apply to the libraries and be prepared for your added little share of infectious conditions. Now throw Covid into that mix.

Aha just hearing on new that Covid vaccine will be mandatory for anyone to travel on Qantas when it resumes operations, and that this scenario will be repeated over and over. Gonna be some fun on de Lahvlahn when people phone in to complain that they were refused passage on Ryanair without a vaccine,

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

Both. I have had to throw a library customer out of the building who was playing with his exposed manhood. The Porter brought my attention to it and as supervisor I was required to witness the scenario and approve his removal from the premises. He pretended he didn't realise he was exposed and was very absent minded.

As for how semen got into the middle of books (great page binding qualities) occasionally, I can only imagine the books were being used as a receptacle substitute.

People who think books pose no hygiene issues have never worked in a public library where every known excretion, from time to time, manages to get inside the pages.

One Saturday afternoon one of the staff brought my attention to liberal amounts of faeces on a whole section of shelves. No cleaner on duty, but a great couple of staff who donned rubber gloves, brought out bleach & bucket. All the barcodes had to be taken from the books and about 100
of those dumped into plastic disposal bags. After the physical cleanup, the barcodes had to be scanned in for the tedious process of removing items from the catalogue. A notice had to be put up on the shelf to explain absence of books. In the meantime customers wondered why they had to queue so long at the desk for attention. If anyone wants a job with variety, apply to the libraries and be prepared for your added little share of infectious conditions. Now throw Covid into that mix.

Remind me to tell you about the time I had to clean a toilet one day. I arrived in, to open a pub at 10.30. By 11.00 his jilted girlfriend/ employee left me a deposit

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Remind me to tell you about the time I had to clean a toilet one day. I arrived in, to open a pub at 10.30. By 11.00 his jilted girlfriend/ employee left me a deposit

Oh that reminds me of when I used to use the gym in DCU. The gym was also used every Sunday morning by inter-county GAA team (who shall remain nameless). To put it politely they were “not au fait with gym etiquette” so to speak. One of their “errors” was to train and then hop into the jacuzzi in the same GAA shorts they had just worked out in. As if that wasn’t bad enough this would be done without showering. But that wasn’t even the worst thing. Not by a long way.

On one particular morning as I waited patiently for a vacant shower the door of one such shower opened and the GAA player who exited looked a bit surprised to see me (not a member of his party) waiting to use the shower. He rapidly closed the door to the cubicle behind him and scurried off. When I opened the door I found that he had left a present shall we say I assume for one of his teammates as a “hilarious” prank. :rolleyes: Needless to say I was disgusted and didn’t use that particular shower. No doubt at this point Herr Duffy would ask me “whoy didn’t you check him?”. Sure Joe I’ll confront 1 of 30+ GAA players and mentors and ask him whoy he did a number 2 so to speak in the shower.

I complained at reception and made a written complaint. I was told basically there was no way to prove it was the GAA team and it could have been anyone :rolleyes::rolleyes:. This was early on a Sunday morning. The facilities were cleaned last thing at night. The only people in the gym that Sunday morning were the team and me. And I’m pretty sure the player who exited didn’t shower in a cubicle with a shoyte in it. I’ve seen this player many times since, in person in DCU and elsewhere, and also in the media. He knows me to see and I know him. He knows what he did. I assume it might have been a dare or some sort of team prank or some shoyte (pun intended) like that.

If only there was someone I could call to discuss dis matter of national importance.

#PooGAAte

BPKS

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Oh that reminds me of when I used to use the gym in DCU. The gym was also used every Sunday morning by inter-county GAA team (who shall remain nameless). To put it politely they were “not au fait with gym etiquette” so to speak. One of their “errors” was to train and then hop into the jacuzzi in the same GAA shorts they had just worked out in. As if that wasn’t bad enough this would be done without showering. But that wasn’t even the worst thing. Not by a long way.

On one particular morning as I waited patiently for a vacant shower the door of one such shower opened and the GAA player who exited looked a bit surprised to see me (not a member of his party) waiting to use the shower. He rapidly closed the door to the cubicle behind him and scurried off. When I opened the door I found that he had left a present shall we say I assume for one of his teammates as a “hilarious” prank. :rolleyes: Needless to say I was disgusted and didn’t use that particular shower. No doubt at this point Herr Duffy would ask me “whoy didn’t you check him?”. Sure Joe I’ll confront 1 of 30+ GAA players and mentors and ask him whoy he did a number 2 so to speak in the shower.

I complained at reception and made a written complaint. I was told basically there was no way to prove it was the GAA team and it could have been anyone :rolleyes::rolleyes:. This was early on a Sunday morning. The facilities were cleaned last thing at night. The only people in the gym that Sunday morning were the team and me. And I’m pretty sure the player who exited didn’t shower in a cubicle with a shoyte in it. I’ve seen this player many times since, in person in DCU and elsewhere, and also in the media. He knows me to see and I know him. He knows what he did. I assume it might have been a dare or some sort of team prank or some shoyte (pun intended) like that.

If only there was someone I could call to discuss dis matter of national importance.

#PooGAAte

That was obviously before they started this "sweeping the dressing room" mantra they copied from their AIG buddies the All Blacks.

And now they are about to win 6 in a row so maybe you could say The end justifies the means. Or if you were on Liveline the host could quip that the rear end justifies the means.

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

That was obviously before they started this "sweeping the dressing room" mantra they copied from their AIG buddies the All Blacks.

And now they are about to win 6 in a row so maybe you could say The end justifies the means. Or if you were on Liveline the host could quip that the rear end justifies the means.

I don't know when they started that policy but this was during the current run of the team that I won't name......:rolleyes:

jelutong

Sacre bleu!

sligojoek

BPKS wrote: »

That was obviously before they started this "sweeping the dressing room" mantra they copied from their AIG buddies the All Blacks.

And now they are about to win 6 in a row so maybe you could say The end justifies the means. Or if you were on Liveline the host could quip that the rear end justifies the means.

#hontipp

ButtersSuki

jelutong wrote: »

Sacre bleu!

It was actually brown caller!

dvcireland

1) radio na gaeltacta promoting mary lou mc donughnut
2) black friday matters to whacker and his playstation purchases
3) teecher, private photos distributed
4) anything bar the above

2smiggy

- Radio Na G , song praising Mary Lou. WHOY
- Black Friday , exposing the scams. Real People , Real Scams. PS5 involved. Sophisticated I wonder?
- Revenge porn , a teacher who gave personal photos to a 'friend' , so to speak.

Odyssey 2005

Ignorance personified

Spat between Ronan & Joe! "You interrupted me Joe, I didn't interrupt you".

sligojoek

Politically correct world.
RnaG funded by the taxpayer playing a song in praise of Mary Lou.

Playstation scams on Done deal.

Revenge porn. Awful awful word.

Teacher gave intimate friend , so to speak.

Clip of girl with funny voice from yesterday talking about book depository. He's gonna make a thing out of this.

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY (but unlikely to be) on twodaze show:

Wan a de listeners being #woke political and dat
TV licence fee mention.
Lahv Lahn is de only place dat do be do be do be givin' examples a de scams.
Done deal.
Revenge Porn - wan a de listeners is a teacher and she has experience - maybe she shouldn't have sent de pictures.....but you can't say dat.....:rolleyes:
Clippus interruptus - D'Arcy on sound again.
Ronan not impressed!

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Ignorance personified

Are you new here?:pac:

PieOhMy

That little spat was gas. Was it ronan or joe who said jokingly 'hold me jacket'

ButtersSuki

WHOY in Christ's name a teacher of all people would be sending pics is beyond me.........but personal responsibility will no doubt NOT be mentioned by de host.....:rolleyes:.

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

That little spat was gas. Was it ronan or joe who said jokingly 'hold me jacket'

Ronan.

After Herr Duffy said "you interrupted me" and Ronan retorted dat he didn't!

What kind of a clown would you be to think a PS5 on Done Deal was legit?

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

What kind of a clown would you be to think a PS5 on Done Deal was legit?

There's legit ones on there alright.

I'm looking for one myself.

Examples I've seen on adverts - guy with 20+ (with photos), selling at €750 each.

Last Thursday one sold for €1500 in minutes.

PieOhMy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

WHOY in Christ's name a teacher of all people would be sending pics is beyond me.........but personal responsibility will no doubt NOT be mentioned by de host.....:rolleyes:.

In liveline world the only reason she did it was because she didnt know they could be sent on to others

Odyssey 2005

Duffy was fading out and it was as if he had a senior moment and remembered some other waffle to be going on with.

PieOhMy

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Duffy was fading out and it was as if he had a senior moment and remembered some other waffle to be going on with.

Joe was fully in the wrong with that

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What kind of a clown would you be to think a PS5 on Done Deal was legit?

The same kind that expected to get a€2700 TV for €70

2smiggy

looking for a PS5 myself too. I will wait until they come back into stock on Amazon or some local shop. Definitely not in a panic to over pay for one off donedeal. I can see parents being put under pressure to buy one by their little darlings thou.

TheHomeService

2smiggy wrote: »

looking for a PS5 myself too. I will wait until they come back into stock on Amazon or some local shop. Definitely not in a panic to over pay for one off donedeal. I can see parents being put under pressure to buy one by their little darlings thou.

The childer are entitled, don't you know! It will damage their mental health not to have one before the Christmas, and dah!