Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

Chips every evening - Joe is gonna book in

Lobster, caviar, foie gras, ortelan, caller.

gmisk

My pet hate is people saying Mommm in this weird fake American style...


Not a 10 star nursing home so to speak?

Flukey

Will Joe egg her on?

Del.Monte

"Going forward".................aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Odyssey 2005

Her moany voice would lead you to top yourself

McGinniesta

When is Joe getting farmed out to a home?

McGinniesta

A court order for eggs?

Harsh.

Roger_007

CH3OH wrote: »

Eggs .. not too eggciting

As long as you get an oeuf.;)

If she was so unhappy why did she leave her mother there

McGinniesta

For the 432 billionth time. Why are we only getting one side of this story?

Odyssey 2005

McGinniesta wrote: »

When is Joe getting farmed out to a home?

Sorry caller,the gravy train doesn't stop at that station... sotospeak !

cozar

i'd say the staff in the NH ran when they saw this caller arriving.

Itssoeasy

What has death and eggs got to do with anything ?

Dan Jaman

DellyBelly wrote: »

With all the darkness and despair at the moment I have to say liveline lifts the mood of the nation with stories of positively and joy. This particular story could be inspirational

Truly, Joe is a gift from the gods.


The gods of awkward idiots.

Flukey

McGinniesta wrote: »

When is Joe getting farmed out to a home?

Never. He'll have them all closed by 3pm.

McGinniesta

Deleted User wrote: »

If she was so unhappy why did she leave her mother there

Which would be the question to ask.

Don;t expect Joe to ask relevant questions though.

Itssoeasy

Deleted User wrote: »

If she was so unhappy why did she leave her mother there

Ah less of that logic caller.

McGinniesta

If you dont know what you dont know how would you know?

Jeff2

Joe on the iPad

Odyssey 2005

cozar wrote: »

i'd say the staff in the NH ran when they saw this caller arriving.

Imagine having to deal with this yoke

Flukey

"What colour were the eggs?"

Roger_007

My fluid intake is very closely monitored.:mad:

zell12

Del.Monte wrote: »

"Going forward".................aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It is what it is

Dan Jaman

I'd think if she was calling up every night to check on stuff, her Ma would be on a transfer list soonest.

Itssoeasy

You’d assume it is being recorded because there are records because it’s a Medical facility.

McGinniesta

Imagine dealing with this. I'd throttle this one.

zell12

Yeah, but did anyone doy?

bottlebrush

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Imagine having to deal with this yoke

Yolk!

cozar

shes seems more concerned with the feckin menu than anything else.

gmisk

McGinniesta wrote: »

If you dont know what you dont know how would you know?

The known knowns and the unknown knowns so to speak.