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Who would you like to sleep beside tonight?

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    #32
    Stihl waters
    Registered Users Posts: 715 ✭✭✭Stihl waters


    Xtrail14 wrote: »
    Arlene foster, I’d give her plenty pipe.

    Lead pipe round the ear


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    #33
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,815 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Stihl waters wrote: »
    Lead pipe round the ear

    It would be the waking up next morning beside her that would, set your controls for the vodka and heartburn tablets. You’d shower with toothpaste. :eek::eek::


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    #34
    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    After 7 months of singledom during covid restrictions, I don't think I'd can afford to be fussy!!


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    #35
    The_Dark_Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭The_Dark_Lord


    A 30 year old Christy Turlington.


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    #36
    Alejandro68
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Alejandro68


    No one, I enjoy having the bed all to myself,lol.


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    #37
    Valresnick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Valresnick


    That gang of old people who never got out of the bed in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.


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    #38
    brilou23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭brilou23


    Susanna reid my one and only apart from the Mrs


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    #39
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users Posts: 35,682 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Pauline Hoarau42054e70021b0fb2c715964dcfaf4471.jpg


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    #40
    scudzilla
    Registered Users Posts: 11,911 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    When i was young, maybe from 6-10yrs old, once a week i used to stay at my grandparents house, i slept in the back room.

    One night i had a nightmare and started screaming, my nan came in and told me it was ok and to go and jump into bed with my taid (a welsh word for grandad), he then used to tell me these most amazing stories of his time in the war, sure he must have seen some horrors as he served the whole campaign but he never told me about them, just really funny stuff that happened, like the pet monkey they had when they were in the desert rats.

    So who would i like to sleep beside, my taid for sure, just to hear one of his stories one more time


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    #41
    Xtrail14
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 253 ✭✭Xtrail14


    Adele would take patie also.


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    #42
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    My teddy bear, who's nearly as old as me. The wife might think it's strange though.


    He's a cool teddy.


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    #43
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,377 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Tredstone wrote: »
    A young teacher i used to be infatuated with when I was about 8 or 9

    She used to have an extra button undone on her blouse , it was like a sexual awakening

    I had one like that but I was 15. I think she did it on purpose for a classroom of horny teenagers


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    #44
    1990sman
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    KungPao wrote: »
    My teddy bear, who's nearly as old as me. The wife might think it's strange though.


    He's a cool teddy.
    thunder buddies 4 life!


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    #45
    Darksoul
    Registered Users Posts: 278 ✭✭Darksoul


    Lena Katina & Kirsty Gallacher serious rides.


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    #46
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,815 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Darksoul wrote: »
    Lena Katina & Kirsty Gallacher serious rides.

    Lena Katina 100%.... never got the Kirsty Gallagher thing. Seems like a really nice lass, great at what she does but wouldn’t be looks wise my cup of tea.


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    #47
    85603
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭85603


    I'd quite like to sleep next to a sense of slight desperation, perhaps with some regrets mixed in and some powerlessness.

    and they say dreams dont come true.


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    #48
    Plumbthedepths
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    I slept beside an amazingly hot woman who couldn't get enough of me, I'd love to experience that again.


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    #49
    Stihl waters
    Registered Users Posts: 715 ✭✭✭Stihl waters


    Plumbthedepths wrote: »
    I slept beside an amazingly hot woman who couldn't get enough of me, I'd love to experience that again.

    I think the worst thing about being married/in a commitmed relationship is the fact I'll never get to experience that hot uncontrollabe honeymoon period where 2 people just cant get enough of each other, I love my wife to bits but it makes me sad that it'll never be like that again


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    #50
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Once they don't touch me with their feet....


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    #51
    zanador
    Registered Users Posts: 505 ✭✭✭zanador


    Me and my best friend used to hop into bed on a Sunday and eat **** and watch movies and solve the problems of the world.

    She passed away a few years ago but I'd love to do that again.


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    #52
    [Deleted User]
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    Stihl waters wrote: »
    I think the worst thing about being married/in a commitmed relationship is the fact I'll never get to experience that hot uncontrollabe honeymoon period where 2 people just cant get enough of each other, I love my wife to bits but it makes me sad that it'll never be like that again

    I can totally understand that, but the trade off is that you don't ever have to wake up and see them without make up for the first time either. :pac:;)


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    #53
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Chloe Agnew ( with her mother, Twink, sitting by the bed watching)


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    #54
    [Deleted User]
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    Edgware wrote: »
    Chloe Agnew ( with her mother, Twink, sitting by the bed watching)

    Not the best time to be told to zip up your mickey!


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    #55
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    I'm disgusted that not one person has replied "Yur ma"?!

    Standards are dropping here.....

    :(


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    #56
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,437 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    My wonderful partner as always but he's on night shift this eve so I'll have to sleep on my own :(


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    #57
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,196 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I’d sleep with John Waters just to disgust Gemma!


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    #58
    [Deleted User]
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    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    I'm disgusted that not one person has replied "Yur ma"?!

    Standards are dropping here.....

    :(

    Nah, nothing too special about sleeping with Yur ma!


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    #59
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I’d sleep with John Waters just to disgust Gemma!

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    #60
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,196 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
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    She’d live steam it to knowing her for the World to see!


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    #61
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,232 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    I'm disgusted that not one person has replied "Yur ma"?!

    Standards are dropping here.....

    :(

    I was about to ......
    You beat me to it !! :eek:
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    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



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