Who would you like to sleep beside tonight?

Tredstone

Would it be your spouse partner or someone else?

Someone you're openly attracted to or someone you fantasise about?

tjdaly

Would have loved to have got between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee during the sex tape. Face tucked into Pam's Clevage with Tommy's rod doing in my backdoor.

This is it

No one, STARFISH!!

cj maxx

Tredstone wrote: »

Would it be your spouse partner or someone else?

Someone you're openly attracted to or someone you fantasise about?

Someone else.
Anyone else

gmisk

Not to fussed as long as they don't snore and keep to their side of the bed

Parabellum9

Marty Morrisey so I can see that lovely unsettling smile of his illuminated by the first rays of dawn, like a nightmare that continues after waking. Tis the season for creepiness after all.

Not sure if this is in the spirit of what you're asking.

Aged 7 snuggled up to my mum.

Pinoy adventure

A bit of brown sugar would be nice

Tredstone

A young teacher i used to be infatuated with when I was about 8 or 9

She used to have an extra button undone on her blouse , it was like a sexual awakening

Temptamperu

I like snuggling my dog... except when he goes to town on his junk.

KathleenGrant

A guy i fancy rotten. Can't get him out of my head. Doubt his wife would let him though.

Gervais08

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not sure if this is in the spirit of what you're asking.

Aged 7 snuggled up to my mum.

I went low at first and was about to suggest a few names but no, that.

Trouser Snake

I'd have loved to have slept in an early 40s Halle Berry.

biko

The wife.

Tredstone

Apart from that early teacher I've got an aunt-in-law that I'd like to sleep with.

I'd have to give her a few slaps first

Gremlinertia

The golden goose

Immortal Starlight

Jason Statham

1990sman

thats racist

Purple Mountain

cj maxx wrote: »

Someone else.
Anyone else

I hope she's not reading

Waitsian

Kelly MacDonald.

Katie Taylor.

Feisar

I wouldn’t mind taking the Pepsi challenge with Gianna Michaels however my wife is a rare specimen, think I’ll head to bed.

.anon.

The wife.

I'm not married. Any of your wives will do. Indeed, I've heard some of them do rather a lot.

Strumms

KathleenGrant wrote: »

A guy i fancy rotten. Can't get him out of my head. Doubt his wife would let him though.

You don’t ask you don’t get !

KathleenGrant

Strumms wrote: »

You don’t ask you don’t get !

If I'm asking for anything it's not to sleep beside him. Would keep him awake all night.

JohnnyFlash

I've been watching Line of Duty recently. I'd love to make the old beast with two backs with Vicky McClure.

Stihl waters

tjdaly wrote: »

Would have loved to have got between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee during the sex tape. Face tucked into Pam's Clevage with Tommy's rod doing in my backdoor.

Jaysus, that sounds both enjoyable and horrifying at the same time

Xtrail14

Arlene foster, I’d give her plenty pipe.

Tredstone

Xtrail14 wrote: »

Arlene foster, I’d give her plenty pipe.

I'd say she gets plenty of plastic pipe

Strumms

KathleenGrant wrote: »

If I'm asking for anything it's not to sleep beside him. Would keep him awake all night.

Might need a bedtime story ! :eek: :pac:

KathleenGrant

Strumms wrote: »

Might need a bedtime story ! :eek: :pac:

No problem. Regular Scheherazade me.

Stihl waters

Xtrail14 wrote: »

Arlene foster, I’d give her plenty pipe.

Lead pipe round the ear

Strumms

Stihl waters wrote: »

Lead pipe round the ear

It would be the waking up next morning beside her that would, set your controls for the vodka and heartburn tablets. You’d shower with toothpaste. :eek::eek::

cannotlogin

After 7 months of singledom during covid restrictions, I don't think I'd can afford to be fussy!!

The_Dark_Lord

A 30 year old Christy Turlington.

Alejandro68

No one, I enjoy having the bed all to myself,lol.

Valresnick

That gang of old people who never got out of the bed in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.

brilou23

Susanna reid my one and only apart from the Mrs

BorneTobyWilde

Pauline Hoarau

scudzilla

When i was young, maybe from 6-10yrs old, once a week i used to stay at my grandparents house, i slept in the back room.

One night i had a nightmare and started screaming, my nan came in and told me it was ok and to go and jump into bed with my taid (a welsh word for grandad), he then used to tell me these most amazing stories of his time in the war, sure he must have seen some horrors as he served the whole campaign but he never told me about them, just really funny stuff that happened, like the pet monkey they had when they were in the desert rats.

So who would i like to sleep beside, my taid for sure, just to hear one of his stories one more time

Xtrail14

Adele would take patie also.

KungPao

My teddy bear, who's nearly as old as me. The wife might think it's strange though.


He's a cool teddy.

cj maxx

Tredstone wrote: »

A young teacher i used to be infatuated with when I was about 8 or 9

She used to have an extra button undone on her blouse , it was like a sexual awakening

I had one like that but I was 15. I think she did it on purpose for a classroom of horny teenagers

1990sman

KungPao wrote: »

My teddy bear, who's nearly as old as me. The wife might think it's strange though.


He's a cool teddy.

thunder buddies 4 life!

Darksoul

Lena Katina & Kirsty Gallacher serious rides.

Strumms

Darksoul wrote: »

Lena Katina & Kirsty Gallacher serious rides.

Lena Katina 100%.... never got the Kirsty Gallagher thing. Seems like a really nice lass, great at what she does but wouldn’t be looks wise my cup of tea.

85603

I'd quite like to sleep next to a sense of slight desperation, perhaps with some regrets mixed in and some powerlessness.

and they say dreams dont come true.

Plumbthedepths

I slept beside an amazingly hot woman who couldn't get enough of me, I'd love to experience that again.

Stihl waters

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

I slept beside an amazingly hot woman who couldn't get enough of me, I'd love to experience that again.

I think the worst thing about being married/in a commitmed relationship is the fact I'll never get to experience that hot uncontrollabe honeymoon period where 2 people just cant get enough of each other, I love my wife to bits but it makes me sad that it'll never be like that again

SeaFields

Once they don't touch me with their feet....

zanador

Me and my best friend used to hop into bed on a Sunday and eat **** and watch movies and solve the problems of the world.

She passed away a few years ago but I'd love to do that again.