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Who would you like to sleep beside tonight?

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  • 11-10-2020 8:16pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39


    Would it be your spouse partner or someone else?

    Someone you're openly attracted to or someone you fantasise about?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 85 ✭✭tjdaly


    Would have loved to have got between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee during the sex tape. Face tucked into Pam's Clevage with Tommy's rod doing in my backdoor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,189 ✭✭✭This is it


    No one, STARFISH!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,377 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Tredstone wrote: »
    Would it be your spouse partner or someone else?

    Someone you're openly attracted to or someone you fantasise about?

    Someone else.
    Anyone else :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,852 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Not to fussed as long as they don't snore and keep to their side of the bed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Parabellum9


    Marty Morrisey so I can see that lovely unsettling smile of his illuminated by the first rays of dawn, like a nightmare that continues after waking. Tis the season for creepiness after all.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Not sure if this is in the spirit of what you're asking.

    Aged 7 snuggled up to my mum.


  • Registered Users Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Pinoy adventure


    A bit of brown sugar would be nice


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 Tredstone


    A young teacher i used to be infatuated with when I was about 8 or 9

    She used to have an extra button undone on her blouse , it was like a sexual awakening


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I like snuggling my dog... except when he goes to town on his junk.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    A guy i fancy rotten. Can't get him out of my head. Doubt his wife would let him though.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭Gervais08


    Not sure if this is in the spirit of what you're asking.

    Aged 7 snuggled up to my mum.

    I went low at first and was about to suggest a few names but no, that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Trouser Snake


    I'd have loved to have slept in an early 40s Halle Berry.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    The wife.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 Tredstone


    Apart from that early teacher I've got an aunt-in-law that I'd like to sleep with.

    I'd have to give her a few slaps first


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,748 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    The golden goose


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    Jason Statham


  • Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    thats racist


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,014 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    cj maxx wrote: »
    Someone else.
    Anyone else :(

    I hope she's not reading :D

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭Waitsian


    Kelly MacDonald.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Katie Taylor.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,606 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I wouldn’t mind taking the Pepsi challenge with Gianna Michaels however my wife is a rare specimen, think I’ll head to bed.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    The wife.

    I'm not married. Any of your wives will do. Indeed, I've heard some of them do rather a lot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,815 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    A guy i fancy rotten. Can't get him out of my head. Doubt his wife would let him though.

    You don’t ask you don’t get !


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Strumms wrote: »
    You don’t ask you don’t get !

    If I'm asking for anything it's not to sleep beside him. Would keep him awake all night. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I've been watching Line of Duty recently. I'd love to make the old beast with two backs with Vicky McClure.


  • Registered Users Posts: 715 ✭✭✭Stihl waters


    tjdaly wrote: »
    Would have loved to have got between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee during the sex tape. Face tucked into Pam's Clevage with Tommy's rod doing in my backdoor.

    Jaysus, that sounds both enjoyable and horrifying at the same time


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 253 ✭✭Xtrail14


    Arlene foster, I’d give her plenty pipe.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 Tredstone


    Xtrail14 wrote: »
    Arlene foster, I’d give her plenty pipe.

    I'd say she gets plenty of plastic pipe


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,815 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    If I'm asking for anything it's not to sleep beside him. Would keep him awake all night. :D

    Might need a bedtime story ! :eek: :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Strumms wrote: »
    Might need a bedtime story ! :eek: :pac:

    No problem. Regular Scheherazade me.


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