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What one thing would you bring if you were a castaway?

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  • 27-09-2020 5:18am
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    I've watched the Tom Hanks film "Castaway" and he had to deal with surviving whilst having no tools or implements to facilitate this.


    His flashlight ran out of battery power and he couldn't signal a ship on the horizon. So obviously any electronic devices are out of the question. He had a pair of ice skates and they helped him to knock out his infected tooth and maybe crack open a coconut. It was also raining a lot and he didn't have much shelter and had to improvise.


    So let's just assume there is a drinkable water source on the island. After that you have to completely fend for yourself what is the one thing you would bring along to help the situation?


    It seems that lighting a fire was a priority to keep warm, keep insects away and cook whatever you could catch. He broke his arse trying to make fire using the stick method. So I personally think I would bring along one of those plastic magnifying glasses to focus the sun on some dry leaves/moss and get a fire going.


    So what would you bring along? A knife? A machete? A porno mag?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,945 ✭✭✭✭Del2005


    A satellite phone.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,339 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    A volleyball


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Del2005 wrote: »
    A satellite phone.


    And when the batteries run out? Or it gets soaked in the water as you're being washed ashore?



    Are you going to use it as a paper weight for when you're writing your memoirs in the cave?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    A lifeboat.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,921 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Seeds i think. Fast growing food plants, bamboo for shelter and tools perhaps it could be kindling too. Probably grow something recreational also


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,339 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    A strong rope


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭johnnyryan89




  • Registered Users Posts: 29,026 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    Knife


  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭Colonel Claptrap


    The complete works of Shakespeare, a copy of the bible and 8 pieces of music on disc.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,891 ✭✭✭gifted


    A woman....for ermmm company..ya..company...nothing else.......


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 284 ✭✭DraftDodger


    A helicopter


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭CelticRambler


    A good woman.

    (Preferably the one I know who's currently re-pointing the stonework on her house ...)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    A film crew... because all the most interesting stuff happens when there's a film crew around.

    Coincidence? I think not! :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,365 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    A fish , maybe a mackerel, I'd keep it in the water beside the island. It might breathe with other mackerel, then I'd be king of the mackerel.




  • A herd of cattle.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Not lots of heroin, that's for sure.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,138 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    gifted wrote: »
    A woman....for ermmm company..ya..company...nothing else.......

    Well firstly I'd jump back to 1986 take Amanda Donohue from Oliver Reeds castaway island, so she could then join me on my castaway island :)

    I'd also bring a flashlight torch.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    The internet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    Battery charger.


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,026 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    Andrea B. wrote: »
    Battery charger.

    with three pin plug


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,960 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    And when the batteries run out? Or it gets soaked in the water as you're being washed ashore?



    Are you going to use it as a paper weight for when you're writing your memoirs in the cave?

    A waterproof satellite phone. With a spare battery.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,989 ✭✭✭happyoutscan


    For some ridiculous reason, every now and then I actually think of this and the answer is always the same. A lifetime supply of Ventolin inhalers.

    I'm not even a heavy user, I just know I would be headwrecked without one.

    I've even wondered if I would need to bury them or hide them up in a tree in the event of a tsunami.

    WTF is wrong with me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,026 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    For some ridiculous reason, every now and then I actually think of this and the answer is always the same. A lifetime supply of Ventolin inhalers.

    I'm not even a heavy user, I just know I would be headwrecked without one.

    I've even wondered if I would need to bury them or hide them up in a tree in the event of a tsunami.

    WTF is wrong with me.

    elevated levels of anxiety


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,717 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    A fully functional electricity grid


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,138 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    #18 .... Forgot to say Solar powered.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    #18 .... Forgot to say Solar powered.

    I hope I have runners on me when the ship goes down ( highly unlikely) - those sand flies in beaches can be horrendous when they bite.

    I’m tempted to say a huge acre size mosquito net so I can wrap my entire beach hut in it and sleep in peace without them screaming in my ear & tormenting me at night.

    A industrial strength solar powered air conditioning unit and a crate of firelighters wouldn’t go astray either :0

    having said that, a refrigerated crate of wine aNd cheese would make the mosquitos and heat/cold much more bearable!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭TheBlackPill


    Big box of matches


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Sheridan81


    Tom Hanks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,365 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Sheridan81 wrote: »
    Tom Hanks.

    Good idea , his Forrest Gump experience should be helpful.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    The complete works of Shakespeare, a copy of the bible and 8 pieces of music on disc.


    Yeah...but you can only bring ONE thing.......so I hope the complete works of William is in one tome.


    Happy eating after Othello.


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