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What did you want to be when you were small?

  • 05-06-2020 2:01pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,211 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    When I was a small kid I used want to drive a silage harvester or tractor then it moved on to wanting to be Garda.
    Didn’t end up doing either.
    Whilst the Gardai weren’t recruiting when I left school. I’d have been to shy for it anyway at the time.

    What did you want to be when you were small?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What did you want to be when you were small?

    Bigger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    A classic - train driver.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Astronaut

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A gynecologist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭thefasteriwalk


    A spy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,122 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    I never wanted to work but wanted the life of Jonathan Hart from Hart to Hart.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Reid Late Sucker


    A writer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    A bird , specifically a thrush.

    I've achieved it somewhat, some people call me an annoying c*nt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭talla10


    An actor.

    I followed up this up with absolutely no classes or attempt to become one.
    Still go to Cinema and think 'how hard can it really be' :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,634 ✭✭✭✭ELM327


    An eu bureaucrat or an F1 driver.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    When i could not be a gynecologist. I wanted to be a gigolo, when none of the above worked. Well I ended up a wanker. After a bit of contemplation I realise pussy ruined my life. In a good way I think


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭_Godot_


    I wanted to be a combo librarian/teacher/egyptologist and have adventures like Indiana Jones, just with a lot less nazis and facemelting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    A soldier


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Rock Star.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    A vet, later wanted to be a teacher. Didn't end up doing either!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    talla10 wrote: »
    An actor.

    I followed up this up with absolutely no classes or attempt to become one.
    Still go to Cinema and think 'how hard can it really be' :pac:

    So did I. I did a few stage schools during my primary years and applied to drama schools in the UK but I have zero talent so it wasn't to be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    A stunt man - like Colt Seavers.

    Most likely because Jody Banks was always around his place jumping in and out of his hot tub.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    eviltwin wrote: »
    So did I. I did a few stage schools during my primary years and applied to drama schools in the UK but I have zero talent so it wasn't to be.

    if you loved acting could you not go back to amateur acting. Before the covid thing started their were few places looking for actors/actresses. Acting is not all about the fame, its about immersing yourself in something different.

    You're never to old not to chase dreams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭irishguitarlad


    Fat Ronaldo


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In no particular order:
    A chef
    An archaeologist
    A princess
    A mammy
    A writer
    A music industry person
    A psychologist
    A social worker
    A welfare and probation officer
    A singer
    An actor
    A 'detective'

    What a list. Jaysus.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    talla10 wrote: »
    An actor.

    I followed up this up with absolutely no classes or attempt to become one.
    Still go to Cinema and think 'how hard can it really be' :pac:

    When the covid is over try go back to acting. In regards to how hard it can be. Its fu¢king boring. I was a researcher/producer on a couple of short docs, for dc/tv & near/tv a few years ago, and a lot of it is sitting around. A friend of mine done a six minute short skit. It took almost 8 hrs to shoot. To be honest its wasnt that good and it ended up being binned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    In no particular order:
    A chef
    An archaeologist
    A princess
    A mammy
    A writer
    A music industry person
    A psychologist
    A social worker
    A welfare and probation officer
    A singer
    An actor
    A 'detective'

    What a list. Jaysus.

    If you roll all that into one its called a mother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 402 ✭✭drdidlittle


    J Lo's nipple tweeker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 152 ✭✭vikings2012


    A school bus driver was my dream job!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭talla10


    Kylta wrote: »
    When the covid is over try go back to acting. In regards to how hard it can be. Its fu¢king boring. I was a researcher/producer on a couple of short docs, for dc/tv & near/tv a few years ago, and a lot of it is sitting around. A friend of mine done a six minute short skit. It took almost 8 hrs to shoot. To be honest its wasnt that good and it ended up being binned

    I've never actually tried it. Of course I know its incredibly difficult even to become a good amateur but still when I'm watching a film a little part of me thinks I could do that :D I'm sure i'd be in for a land if I ever go and do anything :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,295 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I wanted to be a builder like daddy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    talla10 wrote: »
    An actor.

    I followed up this up with absolutely no classes or attempt to become one.
    Still go to Cinema and think 'how hard can it really be' :pac:

    I too wanted to be one when I was a kid.
    Honestly a large part of me still thinks it's not that hard :p

    Have bottle and believe in what you're saying to be true.
    I think what adds to belief of "acting is hard" is all the bs actors say... Oh like to prepare for this role I spent 4 months working in a mental institution to get more of a sense of my characters blah blah blah :pac:

    You got the script. You went over it a hundred times and said your lines a thousand times in front of the mirror lol. Sure you also did your homework but it's not like you spent thousands of hours researching like some professor lol.

    Jodie Foster said it best after winning the academy award for silence of the lambs. She had imposter syndrome and thought everyone was gonna catch on to her being a bad actress (in her mind) and they were gonna take the award away.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Either Barbie or a Disney Princess. Preferably the latter, since I was quite keen on having a horse-drawn carriage in the shape of a pumpkin as a means of everyday transport.

    Obviously I was very environmentally conscious as a child.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭ExMachina1000


    Airline pilot.
    Then I realized I hate long flights, people from other countries, people from this country, sitting down, etc

    Bus drivers have to navigate traffic and react instantaneously. Modern air line pilots press a few buttons and the plane flies itself.

    I don't want to drive a bus either.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 MissDisaster


    A librarian.
    Because I thought they got to sit and read books all day. Devastated when I found out the truth...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭_Godot_


    A school bus driver was my dream job!


    So not only could you tell them where to go, you could drive them there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭2006


    A midwife! Don't know why because I hate the sight of blood


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    Kylta wrote: »
    If you roll all that into one its called a mother

    No it's not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Chartered Accountant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    2006 wrote: »
    A midwife! Don't know why because I hate the sight of blood

    So you could use the word midwifery.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    Nizlopi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,645 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    I really wanted to be a queen and was very disappointed when I found out that I couldn't do that.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I really wanted to be a queen and was very disappointed when I found out that I couldn't do that.

    But you did become a Princess Bride!


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,295 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Happy , aw well maybe in the next life .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,645 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    But you did become a Princess Bride!


    :pac:
    Not just a Princess Bride, The Princess Bride!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,075 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    I was just reminded of this when I saw the kids at the zoo on the news.
    I vividly remember wanting to be a penguin when at the zoo. The reason was because penguins swam a lot. I liked swimming.

    But then I learnt that penguins eat fish and I didn't like fish.
    So that presented a problem.

    So then I wanted to be a carpenter because they get to use hammers and saws. Plus hammers and saws are cool. Plus I learnt in religion that Jesus was a carpenter so that convinced me. Plus I was given a small toolkit by my granny so I was sorted (It was aimed at kids little saw and hammer - but actually worked - not sure it would pass health and safety these days) .

    But then Barry McGuigan won the boxing so I wanted to be a boxer. Plus I had a dressing gown so I could do a boxing ring entrance.

    Plus later I learnt the chorus of this song



    However, I quickly changed my mind again. Boris Becker was on the telly and won Wimbledon. Boris had red hair. In my mind, that meant I could be a tennis player too.

    I think I want to be a penguin again, I could learn to like fish. :D

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Kylta wrote: »
    if you loved acting could you not go back to amateur acting. Before the covid thing started their were few places looking for actors/actresses. Acting is not all about the fame, its about immersing yourself in something different.

    You're never to old not to chase dreams.

    I do a theatre class and have been in a few productions which is fun but I’ll have to give up on my dream of winning that Oscar :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,363 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I always believed (and still do) that I'd make a wonderful billionaire philanthropist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 483 ✭✭Dub Ste


    I wanted to be a roadie, never did though and it still pisses me off that I didn't try harder to do it....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,202 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    I wanted to be a pilot, why ? Not in any particular order...

    - the money was very good.

    - you’d be paid back then to overnight with your mates / colleagues in nice hotels in nice cites and get fed, entertained, basically seeing the world, enjoying the world and getting paid for it.

    - it wasn’t quite as humdrum as an office gig and if you didn’t particularly like the person you were working with, next week you get paired with somebody else and you might not see the dislikable person for months.

    It’s not ‘quite’ as glamorous now, overnights are far and few between now, the likes of Ryanair and easyjet have influenced a nosedive in pay and conditions unless you are working for the likes of some of the ‘legacy’ carriers or on an older contract.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    When I was around six, I wanted to be a builder. We were having an extension built onto our house at the time and I found the whole process fascinating. I loved playing with the wet cement, stealing bucket-loads of it and filling in cracks and potholes in the driveway. I also loved the way a large part of the job seemed to involve drinking mugs of tea, eating biscuits and swearing at annoying children.

    When I became less small, I wanted to be a writer. I had a bash at it too, but lacked the requisite skills (despite knowing words like requisite) to earn a decent living. It's not as simple as being able to write good... you need to be able to sell yourself and your work in a way that never rested easily with me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    A judge. At like 3.

    Yeah. Or a lawyer. But in particular a judge. Thankfully I went against it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Redneck Reject1971


    At first a police officer,then a Marine,which I did accomplish.I'm still paying for that,heh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Risingshadoo


    I wanted to be a pilot....i used to collect world aircraft magazine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    A zoo keeper.


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