With all this corona virus stuff going on, does anyone smell an invasion?

Adam9213

There's probably an invasion coming along any day now, they can conveniently push the dead children killed by UK and British forces back to the last 5 minutes of news where everyone has already flicked over to the Simpsons once they've heard about the 90 year olds who can barely walk tragically taken by the corona virus.

endacl

There should be an entrance exam for this site...

Yurt2

Mods, we've got another one over here...

Adam9213

endacl wrote: »

There should be an entrance exam for this site...

Back to the corona virus death count page for you buddy

storker

Adam9213 wrote: »

There's probably an invasion coming along any day now, they can conveniently push the dead children killed by UK and British forces back to the last 5 minutes of news where everyone has already flicked over to the Simpsons once they've heard about the 90 year olds who can barely walk tragically taken by the corona virus.

The Russians?

Lucy8080

I've been watching a lot more T.V. since the lock-down has me at home. What bothers me most is all the nudity on display in so many programmes.

It would make lots of folks shake their fist.

Emmersonn

Lucy8080 wrote: »

I've been watching a lot more T.V. since the lock-down has me at home. What bothers me most is all the nudity on display in so many programmes.

It would make lots of folks shake their fist.

Left or right fist.

Emmersonn

storker wrote: »

The Russians?

The Simpsons :eek:

Adam9213

Lucy8080 wrote: »

I've been watching a lot more T.V. since the lock-down has me at home. What bothers me most is all the nudity on display in so many programmes.

It would make lots of folks shake their fist.

I swear, any time I visit my parents and we watch a movie or something on TV there's always a big dirty 5 minute long sex scene that comes on halfway through, why do they feel the need to put this stuff in there?

RobbingBandit

The chances of anything coming from mars...

Adam9213

Adam9213 wrote: »

There's probably an invasion coming along any day now, they can conveniently push the dead children killed by UK and British forces back to the last 5 minutes of news where everyone has already flicked over to the Simpsons once they've heard about the 90 year olds who can barely walk tragically taken by the corona virus.

I'm hoping common sense and logic form an alliance and invade your thoughts

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Yurt! wrote: »

Mods, we've got another one over here...

maestroamado

Adam9213 wrote: »

There's probably an invasion coming along any day now, they can conveniently push the dead children killed by UK and British forces back to the last 5 minutes of news where everyone has already flicked over to the Simpsons once they've heard about the 90 year olds who can barely walk tragically taken by the corona virus.

What you on? and where can i get some as i'm fed up locked up.
Was that your bag of stuff they found in the ditch?

EmmetSpiceland

Adam9213 wrote: »

I swear, any time I visit my parents and we watch a movie or something on TV there's always a big dirty 5 minute long sex scene that comes on halfway through, why do they feel the need to put this stuff in there?

Are you afraid that it’s putting unreal “expectations” on any, potential, paramour of yours?

Blaze420

Adam9213 wrote: »

I swear, any time I visit my parents and we watch a movie or something on TV there's always a big dirty 5 minute long sex scene that comes on halfway through, why do they feel the need to put this stuff in there?

To give your parents ideas for the bedroom when you go home to your own house

RobbingBandit

endacl wrote: »

There should be an entrance exam for this site...

Best post eva

Lucy8080

Adam9213 wrote: »

I swear, any time I visit my parents and we watch a movie or something on TV there's always a big dirty 5 minute long sex scene that comes on halfway through, why do they feel the need to put this stuff in there?

I don't know. It's fecking disgraceful,if you ask me. Erm,just so I can avoid such an awkward situation myself,can you let me know the name of these programmes?

Adam9213

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm hoping common sense and logic form an alliance and invade your thoughts

You know this post is half a joke and half actually memories of mine from recent conflicts, if you think more deeply into what I said and you have the knowledge you will see some form of truth in what I just said.

10fathoms

The men in the white coats will be along to see you soon OP. Just get in the van, don't struggle.

Adam9213

Lucy8080 wrote: »

I don't know. It's fecking disgraceful,if you ask me. Erm,just so I can avoid such an awkward situation myself,can you let me know the name of these programmes?

I'm probably out of touch with the average human being of today's world, but I don't get any kicks out of seeing "raunchy sex scenes" when I'm trying to watch a movie.

owlbethere

I was chatting to a friend on the phone and from that call, her neighbour thinks the virus is not real and its a push for a global government.

Getting a whiff of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg-jtYXvI7M

Adam9213

DubInMeath wrote: »

Getting a whiff of



Well... it was kind of a joke with some philosophical thought about conflict in general but I was wrong for thinking boards.ie users would actually think deeper into a statement.

WoollyRedHat

Yes in fact I have as assembled a Dad's Army regiment at Dingle to keep an eye out. I'm only person here but expect others to join me shortly. Good luck to all Irishmen.

Adam9213

Adam9213 wrote: »

DubInMeath wrote: »

Getting a whiff of



Well... it was kind of a joke with some philosophical thought about conflict in general but I was wrong for thinking boards.ie users would actually think deeper into a statement.

Your right I don't think deeper into someone talking sh1te.

Fann Linn

Just to add to this tin foil hat conspiracy there is an interesting article in the Sunday Times today stating that Chinese Naval forces are pushing and nudging further into other countries territories.

Taiwan, Malaysia, Philippines and Vietnam to name a few. To date they've got involved in indirect actions with coastguard vessels and fishing boats of the above nations.

The Yanks unfortunately are tied up elsewhere however with other problems ie, the crews of their two carriers Reagan and Roosevelt being both laid up with Covid 19.

Coincidentally, one of the Chinese destroyers leading these incursions is called 'Wuhan'.

You heard it here first folks.
The op is right!!

Larbre34

By whom? On whom? The Russians have enough money to sustain a campaign, anywhere, for about 7 minutes. How can the Chinese suppose to rebuild their economy without Western purchasing power?

Adam9213

DubInMeath wrote: »

Adam9213 wrote: »

Your right I don't think deeper into someone talking sh1te.

Remember when the Libyan conflict was going on? I remember sitting watching the 6 o clock news can't remember if it was BBC or channel 4 or what on how Gaddafi has a sex dungeon where he keeps dozens of underage girls for "sexual torture" that was the headline of the news and how it started off, "new information has come through" coincidentally or not that was a bad day for UK forces because one of their air strikes went wrong and killed a bunch of civilians, for whatever reason they couldn't cover up this bombing so they were going to have to report it one way or another and it was reported in a way convenient way.

Now I don't take offence to your statement because I'm sure you didn't think deeper about any of that when it was happening.

The Gaddafi thing was all lies it was discovered after the conflict by the way, it was headline news though for about a week all over the papers and news front page.

Adam9213

Adam9213 wrote: »

DubInMeath wrote: »

Remember when the Libyan conflict was going on? I remember sitting watching the 6 o clock news can't remember if it was BBC or channel 4 or what on how Gaddafi has a sex dungeon where he keeps dozens of underage girls for "sexual torture" that was the headline of the news and how it started off, "new information has come through" coincidentally or not that was a bad day for UK forces because one of their air strikes went wrong and killed a bunch of civilians, for whatever reason they couldn't cover up this bombing so they were going to have to report it one way or another and it was reported in a way convenient way.

Now I don't take offence to your statement because I'm sure you didn't think deeper about any of that when it was happening.

The Gaddafi thing was all lies it was discovered after the conflict by the way, it was headline news though for about a week all over the papers and news front page.

Now my post was a joke, with some meaning to it, read this post and you might grasp some understanding on what wasn't a joke about my post.

mulbot

Maybe slightly off topic but a good documentary regarding the power of media etc is one called"the century of the self"

cj maxx

Adam9213 wrote: »

I swear, any time I visit my parents and we watch a movie or something on TV there's always a big dirty 5 minute long sex scene that comes on halfway through, why do they feel the need to put this stuff in there?

You mean when your supposed to be watching cartoon network, when you flick over to adult stations you're parents can hear?