The Purge 4(A good day to ban hard)

Ken.

Anyone want to play a game for a bit of fun.
It's very simple

The first 25 people to sign up will go in to a poll. (25 is the max number allowed in poll)

Once we have 25 I'll create a poll.

The winner will get a 24 hour AH ban.

The poll will run for 24 hours and results will be hidden till the end.

Please note, if you agree to take part you could end up with a ban.

This is just a bit of fun so no taking digs in the comments.

There is an out. If you are the 'winner' you can buy your way out of the ban by making a €2 donation to a charity of your choice.

Try to keep the slagging clean.

I just did a quick totting up from last weeks thread and together we raised over €220 for a number of charities. Considering the game requires €0 that is amazing.( Edit- over €1500 now)

Here is a link to a page if you want to donate this week https://api.likecharity.com/charities/ (Hat tip to Signore Fancy Pants)

New people will be accepted first but old people put your name down.


Donating to a charity is completely voluntary and NOT required to take part.

Ken.

Leg End Reject

Old thread

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=113193645#post113193645
1.aspiewriter
2.Gremlinertia
3.Ken
4.corner of hells
5.PmMeUrDogs
6.Necro
7.The Oort Cloud
8.Leg End Reject
9.KathleenGrant
10.Panda Killa
11.Mam of 431
12.Collie D
13.Deebles McBeebles
14.Persepoly
15.Better Than Christ
16.EmmetSpiceland
17.Guy Person
18.Snails pace
19.Notdeco
20.Tell me how
21.Sardonicat
22.john4321
23.
24.
25.

The Crazy Cat Lady

Better Than Christ

I'm in

1

Gremlinertia

Leg End Reject

Go on, i'll give it a go
2

Ted_YNWA

Better Than Christ

Ken. wrote: »

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New people will be accepted first but old people put your name down.

That's ageist Kenneth. Are you not allowing the young posters to enter.

:pac:

Vote Ken.

Ken.

Leg End Reject

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

That's ageist Kenneth. Are you not allowing the young posters to enter.

:pac:

Vote Ken.

There you go. Now there is an old grumpy bastard on the list.
3

corner of hells

I'm in.
Vote corner for change.
4

Leg End Reject

In, if you don't get enough new people.

KathleenGrant

I would also like to join the sub list in case you can't get enough.

Panda Killa

Better Than Christ

Throw me in coach....I give the best H2o.......and blowjobs

(If you don't fill with newbies of course)

Same old candidates popping up. I've already been in twice. Let's start a nomination process of those who haven't participated, add a bit of spice to proceedings.

Mam of 4

In as a back up in case you can't get twenty five newbies who aren't afraid to put their names in .

What ever are they afraid of ? !

Mam of 4

Mam of 4 wrote: »

In as a back up in case you can't get twenty five newbies who aren't afraid to put their names in .

What ever are they afraid of ? !

Brittle egos and lack of backbone that cannot endure a little banter. These threads have been a godsend, kudos to Ken for dreaming it up.

Leg End Reject

It would be great if some of the more sensitive posters entered, the epic meltdowns and pearl- clutching would brighten up the day.

EmmetSpiceland

Nominate BuileBeag.

Mam of 4

It's like a repeat showing of The Usual Suspects at the moment :pac:

Panda Killa

Better Than Christ

I nominate Shoes!!!

Church on Tuesday

Guy Person

Naturally Mr Fegelien should be on the list.

retro:electro

Better Than Christ

Oooh. This got interesting

JohnnyFlash

Guy Person

retro:electro wrote: »

Oooh. This got interesting

The first 3 were more popularity contests than anything else. Hogan, myself, and Aongus Von Bismarck are much loved posters deserving of the ‘Boards Legend’ tag.

Panda Killa

Better Than Christ

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The first 3 were more popularity contests than anything else. Hogan, myself, and Aongus Von Bismarck are much loved posters deserving of the ‘Boards Bellend’ tag.

I quite agree

Trigger Happy

Come on Purge Virgins. Show us what you're made of.

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The first 3 were more popularity contests than anything else. Hogan, myself, and Aongus Von Bismarck are much loved posters deserving of the ‘Boards Legend’ tag.

Your definition of "popularity" is off kilter like North Koreans smiling reverently at murals of Kim Jong-Un to avoid execution.

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The first 3 were more popularity contests than anything else. Hogan, myself, and Aongus Von Bismarck are much loved posters deserving of the ‘Boards Legend’ tag.

Ol' Wokey is back to stalking me on another thread. He cannot get enough. It's sad at this point.

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Come on Purge Virgins. Show us what you're made of.

Can we call them Purgins?

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

Ol' Wokey is back to stalking me on another thread. He cannot get enough. It's sad at this point.

Not as sad as you saying you enjoy getting ridden up the arse by your mrs. Or your desperate attempts to get people to talk about cartoons with you hahaha

JohnnyFlash

Guy Person

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Your definition of "popularity" is off kilter like North Koreans smiling reverently at murals of Kim Jong-Un to avoid execution.

You’ll have to explain that, dude. Doesn’t make much sense. I think you were attempting to do that Bertie thing where you desperately want to come across as intelligent and erudite, but instead come across as a drunkard.

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You’ll have to explain that, dude. Doesn’t make much sense. I think you were attempting to do that Bertie thing where you desperately want to come across as intelligent and erudite, but instead come across as a drunkard.

A nerve has been struck. I had Aongus flailing about like a nunchuck last week, in eerily similar fashion to yourself he mumbled "drunkard" and retreated beneath a nearby hedgerow. You're becoming all too obvious "padre".

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Not as sad as you saying you enjoy getting ridden up the arse by your mrs. Or your desperate attempts to get people to talk about cartoons with you hahaha

Do you realise when you start your post with ''not as sad as...'' you're pretty much admitting that you are stalking. Are you smart enough to grasp that's what you're doing?

Answer me this. Why do you follow me around from thread to thread like a lost puppy? Thinking you're hilarious and witty and cutting but then bombard me with PMs saying it's only a joke and that we have a bit of good banter on thread. It's genuinely odd behaviour.

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

Answer me this. Why do you follow me around from thread to thread like a lost puppy? Thinking you're hilarious and witty and cutting but then bombard me with PMs saying it's only a joke and that we have a bit of good banter on thread. It's genuinely odd behaviour.

Well I've never PM'd anyone, ever, nor have I resorted to lying.



Or stealing other peoples lines, unlike yourself. Here's a few examples, actually.

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=113132589&postcount=379


https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=113127317&postcount=160


https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=112981414&postcount=59


Hahaha can't you think of anything yourself? :D:D Going back to edit your posts as well, maybe you should think before you post from now on. :D:D

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

I'd love to post the PM you sent me but sharing those publicly isn't allowed on here. We both know the truth.

For someone who is too busy to post on here, you sure have a lot of time to research my posts. I'd also say that you're fuming my windows post got 8 thanks and yours got zero :pac:

retro:electro

Better Than Christ

Nice one Woke. Fighting back on claims of stalking and following him around by rooting through his posts from three weeks ago.

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

I'd love to post the PM you sent me but sharing those publicly isn't allowed on here. We both know the truth.

For someone who is too busy to post on here, you sure have a lot of time to research my posts. I'd also say that you're fuming my windows post got 8 thanks and yours got zero :pac:

I've never PM'd anyone so feel free to post it. I'd love to see what fiction you've concocted.

In fact. How about this: report it so that the moderators can see it and they can confirm that I am lying in this instance instead of you. I'm sure the moderators wouldn't mind helping you out, they are your mates after all.

Do it. Prove that I have been private messaging you. I dare you. :D:D

Woke Hogan

retro:electro wrote: »

Nice one Woke. Fighting back on claims of stalking and following him around by rooting through his posts from three weeks ago.

Well he stole one of my famous one liners so naturally I remembered it. I couldn't believe how pathetic he was for lifting it.

retro:electro

Better Than Christ

Woke I thought you were too “busy busy” to be fighting with strangers over the internet on the weekend, or at least that’s what you told us last week. Have you milled through the boxes of Tayto and anal dildos I sent you already?

Collie D

Mam of 4

Here, ****wits. Save it for the nominees.

I’ll go in again.

And in reference to a previous post if I voted for you in the first three it wasn’t because I like you.

Woke Hogan

retro:electro wrote: »

Woke I thought you were too “busy busy” to be fighting with strangers over the internet on the weekend, or at least that’s what you told us last week. Have you milled through the boxes of Tayto and anal dildos I sent you already?

I like to dip in and out occasionally. Just like crisp guy's mrs into his arse hole.

retro:electro

Better Than Christ

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I like to dip in and out occasionally. Just like crisp guy's mrs into his arse hole.

That’s the third time you’ve mentioned his arsehole in the last hour. You’re obsessed. But it makes sense now. You’re back to collect more material for rodgering yourself blind later on.

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I've never PM'd anyone so feel free to post it.

We both know that's not true.

Woke Hogan wrote: »

In fact. How about this: report it so that the moderators can see it and they can confirm that I am lying in this instance instead of you. I'm sure the moderators wouldn't mind helping you out, they are your mates after all.

Why would I report a genuinely nice and humble message, though? It was actually a touch of class after all the bickering.

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Do it. Prove that I have been private messaging you. I dare you. :D:D

Already told you, we're not allowed to publish PMs on thread. Here's a better idea. Whu don't we let this purge continue on without this carry-on ruining it again. It's not just about us, as much as you seemingly want it to be.

So last time I'll throw down this challenge for charity idea. Just me and you in a one on one purge. Loser leaves for 30 days or forfeits 30 euro to charity to waive the ban. Since you don't care about this place, why not? And it means other people can get along with having fun on the thread here instead of our tiresome back and forth. I'll even let you pick the charity if I get the boot.

JohnnyFlash

Guy Person

Omackeral became a prison officer so he could see his family every day.

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

We both know that's not true.



Why would I report a genuinely nice and humble message, though? It was actually a touch of class after all the bickering.



Already told you, we're not allowed to publish PMs on thread. Here's a better idea. Whu don't we let this purge continue on without this carry-on ruining it again. It's not just about us, as much as you seemingly want it to be.

So last time I'll throw down this challenge for charity idea. Just me and you in a one on one purge. Loser leaves for 30 days or forfeits 30 euro to charity to waive the ban. Since you don't care about this place, why not? And it means other people can get along with having fun on the thread here instead of our tiresome back and forth. I'll even let you pick the charity if I get the boot.

How about you prove unequivocally that I have been PMing you, and I donate 150 euros to charity. Go on. All you have to do is report the PM(s) and the moderators/administrators can confirm it.

Or are you embarrassed about being shown up as the pathetic liar you are?

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

Collie D wrote: »

Here, ****wits. Save it for the nominees.

I’ll go in again.

And in reference to a previous post if I voted for you in the first three it wasn’t because I like you.

You're dead right Collie. Just one question, did you call us halfwits or fuckwits?

Panda Killa

Better Than Christ

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Omackeral became a prison officer so he could ride his family every day.

I'm bored

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Omackeral became a prison officer so he could see his family every day.

That's not a bad line, in fairness. Not bad at all.

You obviously hate your own family though after going to Cheltenham like the selfish alcoholic degenerate you are. Luckily for you, your own clan are already riddled with many a virus so it doesn't make too much of a difference.

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

Woke Hogan wrote: »

How about you prove unequivocally that I have been PMing you, and I donate 150 euros to charity. Go on. All you have to do is report the PM(s) and the moderators/administrators can confirm it.

Or are you embarrassed about being shown up as the pathetic liar you are?

You're very very invested in this for a man who has no time (yet can drag up old posts). As I said, I'm not gonna contravene the rules and I'm not gonna continue to keep highjacking this thread. However, a final offer, I'll see that 150 euro wager and accept it for a one on one purge.

So that's it. A very generous offer for charity and the posters here can get to the purge sans us.

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

You're very very invested in this for a man who has no time (yet can drag up old posts). As I said, I'm not gonna contravene the rules and I'm not gonna continue to keep taking this highjacking this thread. However, a final offer, I'll see that 150 euro wager and accept it for a one on one purge.

So that's it. A very generous offer for charity and the posters here can get to the purge sans us.

Caught out for lying about PMs that never were. Mewling pathetically about "the rules." You're all talk, no trousers. What a loser.

Omackeral

Better Than Christ

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Caught out for lying about PMs that never were. Mewling pathetically about "the rules." You're all talk, no trousers. What a loser.

I'll take that as a no to the offer so. Pity your ego can't take a ribbing for charity, genuinely. Display of PMs isn't allowed on here, don't know how many times I've to say it. I've received infractions for it before under threat of ban.

And yes you are quite correct. I have no trousers, I left them under your chubby daughter's reinforced bed.

Collie D

Mam of 4

Omackeral wrote: »

You're dead right Collie. Just one question, did you call us halfwits or fuckwits?

If Boards is censoring words like “half” I’m halfing off out of the kip.

retro:electro

Better Than Christ

Well this is going well.

EmmetSpiceland

Nominate retro:electro.

Panda Killa

Better Than Christ

May as well throw in that auld Persepoly...she's in need of a good ride... and this is the only place she'll get one