so naked right now!

LaFuton

so don't know if anyone else is feeling this new found freedom but lately I have been compelled to be naked on the sofa most nights.

The chan chan man

No

Wanderer19

I would, but I don't wanna scare the kids

LaFuton

its not even sexy, just watching a movie and the heat is on

Pinch Flat

I've been walking around the house in the nip

Rodney Bathgate

LaFuton wrote: »

its not even sexy, just watching a movie and the heat is on

Beverly Hills Cop?

Urethral Buttercup

Flaccid length, erect length, any discoloration, pockmarks or moles, build up of grime beneath the hood, smell of john west, dirt under your nails. Just give us the stats ffs.

LaFuton

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

Beverly Hills Cop?

cabin in the woods, obv...


but yes... THE HEAT IS OONNN WOOHAHAYAHOOO

LaFuton

Urethral Buttercup wrote: »

Flaccid length, erect length, any discoloration, pockmarks or moles, build up of grime beneath the hood, smell of john west, dirt under your nails. Just give us the stats ffs.

kellys eye! thanks to Jackie in Killyleagh

statesaver

LaFuton wrote: »

so don't know if anyone else is feeling this new found freedom but lately I have been compelled to be naked on the sofa most nights.

You live alone :P

RocketRaccoon

The gender is very important in this

Potential-Monke

Having had my own house for a few years, and renting by myself for many years before it, and now living at home with the elderly parents, yes, I miss being nekkid in the house. It's a great feeling. Don't know if the neighbours would be impressed, but if they're staring in my windows, it's their fault that they get 2 eyes full of nekkid, (then)overweight, short ,ginger (then) Garda.

Urethral Buttercup

statesaver wrote: »

You live alone :P

We're all alone pal. Always and forever. Get with the possum. Grind it.

LaFuton

but its lovely

Urethral Buttercup

I couldn't sit on the sofa covering in case a stay piece of fecal matter stained the linen cotton combo.

6541

Do you live with anyone, if so are they not disgusted by your new found coronavirus lockdown body shape ?

An Ri rua

LaFuton wrote: »

so don't know if anyone else is feeling this new found freedom but lately I have been compelled to be naked on the sofa most nights.

Username checks out

LaFuton

Urethral Buttercup wrote: »

I couldn't sit on the sofa covering in case a stay piece of fecal matter stained the linen cotton combo.

pays to be well wiped in general should one take the sudden notion of getting naked.

sometimes if there's a sink by the loo u can wet the tissue for the first 2 wipes and confidently dry off with a brisk 3rd dry wipe

LaFuton

move over #cmo!

Potential-Monke

LaFuton wrote: »

pays to be well wiped in general should one take the sudden notion of getting naked.

sometimes if there's a sink by the loo u can wet the tissue for the first 2 wipes and confidently dry off with a brisk 3rd dry wipe

Or, buy toilet wet wipes. One wipe with wet wipe, subsequent wipes with tissue to dry. Bliss.

Badly Drunk Boy

LaFuton wrote: »

its not even sexy, just watching a movie and the heat is on

Then turn the heat off.

nthclare

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Or, buy toilet wet wipes. One wipe with wet wipe, subsequent wipes with tissue to dry. Bliss.

1 wipe, fold repeat and fold again.

That's how the nuns used to ration the toilet roll, no wonder they smelled like piss...

Potential-Monke

I'm pretty sure even Jesus would forgive them for the small luxury of wet wipes for yer hole.

LaFuton

but then u left with unflushable shame mayhem!

Urethral Buttercup

nthclare wrote: »

1 wipe, fold repeat and fold again.

That's how the nuns used to ration the toilet roll, no wonder they smelled like piss...

So you're a folder, in industry slang. I'm a schruncher and will be till I die. Grab a bunch and schrunch it up, then apply that sweet white tissue rose to my smelly freckle, whereupon the ridges, indents and coarsely made up 'pinched' surface area will shear away or otherwise abrade the excrement from my anus and buttocks. I could never tamp up like you do, it's just not for me. Do you engage the backstroke or are you a one way striker?

jaxxx

Speaking of wiping, how many sheets you use at a time? I go with 3, cos I find 2 tears too easily and then you're left with chocolate fingers.

Urethral Buttercup

Yeah I'm hitting four or five, maybe six, but I think the surface of my ringpiece is a little rough and weathered. I have to dig in everytime. Kind of feels like the opposite of those polished semi precious stones they sell in hippy shops.

LaFuton

if
3? u soviet fiend! try living a little... subequatorially...

if you can admonish, garnish and down right decorate with 5+plus squares, including at least
you'll be a man!

LaFuton

and never forget Will Knots

Potential-Monke

Ye count? I take enough until I consider it enough. Could be 5, most likely 10, sometimes 15 sheets! Also depends on the bog roll. You've to double up on that single ply shyte, but with Nikki (the one with the rabbit) you only need half the amount!

Urethral Buttercup

Jaysus I always hated the thought of those glans piercings. Would you have to be circumcised to get that, or would you tuck the earring away under the hood during normal waking hours?